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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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  • Kill Switch
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    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
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    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

You can bet your ass they'll chalk that up as they pried him away from Bama. 

And he is better than Gbenda and his ranking is jacked.

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

“Seeing the unbias” 

JFC aggy. It’s unbiased! I literally had to go back and undo autocorrect just to type that quote out 

You’re an embarrassment to our state. If you really want to be SEC so bad, why don’t you relocate your shithole of a school to the Southeast?

Cool, I'm down with old school, Cold War Berlin style mapping.   Just make a flag lot out of highway 190 and give that shitty town to their new in-state stepdad LSU.  

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Indeed. He's been a mainstay on their boards since 247's inception.  

 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Just highlights how and why Taylor Hamm and Billy Liucci make money from that idiot fanbase.

To be fair, our own $9.95'ers aren't all that wonderful, either. Other than the fact that we have the guy who fucking invented the $9.95 recruiting board.

Edited by Rimbo

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 Spoken by a true sham expert.

Edit for clarity: As an expert, he should see the failure and irony in that comment.

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That is pure fucking gold.

Lucci telling someone their rankings are bullshit. Now I can die in peace 

19 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

For a truly unbias and unshammed view of recruiting rankings, head on over to Looch44

neon beat me to the awe and wonder for today. 

Edited by Treefidy
It's hard to type dumb with outocorrect, so how does aggy manage so effectively?

Didn't fields go from nothing to something last year pretty quickly?  I might be misremembering. 

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

The irony is that Leal got bumped for the very same reason.

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Didn't fields go from nothing to something last year pretty quickly?  I might be misremembering. 

Justin Fields? Nah, he came up a almost a year before signing.

Tanner McKee was a big riser though.

Someone should ask him how many blue chips have have turned into yellow chips once they got to collie station over the past 20 years.

4 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The irony is that Leal got bumped for the very same reason.

Are you saying that a slob who runs an antiquated website catering to idiots is not a critical thinker?

27 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Isn't Owens' bump to 5-star status on 247? What does Rivals have to do with this?

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are you saying that a slob who runs an antiquated website catering to idiots is not a critical thinker?

Well it's probably pretty hard with Johnny's dick in his mouth. 

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Someone should ask him how many blue chips have have turned into yellow chips once they got to collie station over the past 20 years.

Stupid sip, yellow and blue make green.

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4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are you saying that a slob who runs an antiquated website catering to idiots is not a critical thinker?

Rep for so much accurate info condensed into one sentence.

3 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Looks like starkel is transferring

 
Maybe he can un-fuck his earlier decision and take Yale up on their offer.

 

Edited by texifornia

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Rats jumping a sinking ship?

These guys are bread that aggy thought were underrated that jimbo now has to push out to make room for this class and the next 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Didn't want to sign early because he wanted to take more visits, and so Bama replaced him with Banks 

Havent been following him closely, but for awhile LSU was confident in landing him 

they upgraded with two guys we thought we had a shot at in banks and carter. he's probably a safety/corner tweener, and we have plenty of those already. 

That’s four so far. (Strong, McZeal, Moore, Starkel)

If they take 3 more this class. (Mowry, Russell, Shepherd), Jimbo has to push out? 4 more? Or am I regarded?

Edited by Neonmoon

he actually wore a Justin Beiber tanktop.  then, he tweeted a picture of him wearing it.

27 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Looks like starkel is transferring

So Starkel is...

 

 

...in motion?

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That’s four so far. (Strong, McZeal, Moore, Starkel)

If they take 3 more this class. (Mowry, Russell, Shepherd), Jimbo has to push out? 4 more? Or am I regarded?

And a bunch more to take a decent sized 2020 class right?

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

That’s four so far. (Strong, McZeal, Moore, Starkel)

If they take 3 more this class. (Mowry, Russell, Shepherd), Jimbo has to push out? 4 more? Or am I regarded?

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If Starkel leaves, and Mond gets hurt who is their backup qb? A walk on?

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

If Starkel leaves, and Mond gets hurt who is their backup qb? A walk on?

Actually, there's a decent chance Foster is going to be better than Mond. Not an especially high bar, I grant you, but still, he was a 4* for a reason. The real question is what happens if he goes down, because Man-Bun and Calzone are neither one of them ever going to be FBS quarterbacks. Of course, being in the SEC, they can probably get by with subpar QB play.

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:
 
Maybe he can un-fuck his earlier decision and take Yale up on their offer.

 

Yale's probably like.... He ain't that smart after all 

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

If Starkel leaves, and Mond gets hurt who is their backup qb? A walk on?

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1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Someone should ask him how many blue chips have have turned into yellow chips once they got to collie station over the past 20 years.

simply ask him why every other recruiting service archives their player rankings while he has Watergated all of his. 

 

 

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And a bunch more to take a decent sized 2020 class right?

They will have 7 seniors. Seven fucking seniors. So unless, they plan on taking a class of 10 in 2020, they will be cutting deep into 2017 & 2018 classes. 

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Someone should ask him how many blue chips have have turned into yellow cow chips once they got to collie station over the past 20 years.

FIFY

Alabama just processed Williams. Aggy might pick up the tab if Miami doesn’t 

Which means Mowry might win a grey shirt offer 

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

state 45

Utah?

2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

For a truly unbias and unshammed view of recruiting rankings, head on over to Looch44

neon beat me to the awe and wonder for today. 

That's the genius of the Liucci 44. You don't know if any upcoming aggy commits are 45th or 445th when he moves them into his rankings. No one can be disgusted when Deneric Prince makes the Top 44, because Liucci surely had him at 45 or 46.

10 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Utah?

And here I was thinking he was talking about the toll road.

If Starkel leaves, and Mond gets hurt who is their backup qb? A walk on?

Calzone you stupid fucking sip!
1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

And here I was thinking he was talking about the toll road.

I think I'll just stop posting tonight....maybe. 

They’ve been on full tilt since we beat Georgia.

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