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Dammit! I should have known Texas dominating the SEC's #2 team to win the Sugar Bowl was fabricated.

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2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Texas is fake news!!

I AM BEING SOLD SO MANY LIES!!!11

Granted I am not actually subscribed to anybody so I guess I am not in the subscriber base. I need to pay $9.95 to get the lies.

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The aggys think they need to beat Bama now.  Oh noes!

Hilarious that Jimbo guaranteed the #1 or #2 ranked class several times. How the hell do you guarantee something like that? He’s a bigger idiot than I thought. Probably one of the stupidest things you can say, especially to the aggy faithful.

3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It is bizarre watching them realize that bidding war kids aren't particularly loyal to anyone. 

It is of an accord with their usual behavior, however. For aggy, the idea that anyone wouldn't jizz themselves over the chance to declare undying fealty to all-things-aggy simply never occurs.

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

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Dammit! I should have known Texas dominating the SEC's #2 team to win the Sugar Bowl was fabricated.

Smoke and mirrors, bitches! TH is really Penn and possibly Teller, too.

Just now, texaslong said:

Hilarious that Jimbo guaranteed the #1 or #2 ranked class several times. How the hell do you guarantee something like that? He’s a bigger idiot than I thought. Probably one of the stupidest things you can say, especially to the aggy faithful.

I'm sure he'll be heartbroken when he realizes that he let aggy down by not fulfilling his promise. 

Then he'll remember that he's making $20k today, and every day for the next 9 years guaranteed, and he'll probably feel a lot better. 

5 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Hilarious that Jimbo guaranteed the #1 or #2 ranked class several times. How the hell do you guarantee something like that? He’s a bigger idiot than I thought. Probably one of the stupidest things you can say, especially to the aggy faithful.

He can refer them to the Liucci 44.  Promises made.  Promises kept.

5 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Hilarious that Jimbo guaranteed the #1 or #2 ranked class several times. How the hell do you guarantee something like that? He’s a bigger idiot than I thought. Probably one of the stupidest things you can say, especially to the aggy faithful.

It was the perfect thing to say to the faithful. Jimbo knows what he is doing.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

It was the perfect thing to say to the faithful. Jimbo knows what he is doing.

Exactly. If by some miracle it comes true he is hailed as a genius. If not, the BOMC conspired against them and they actually DO have the #1 or #2 class but the sips made sure they didn’t get credit for it.

In the aggy mind they cannot lose.

Just now, Auto Driller said:

Exactly. If by some miracle it comes true he is hailed as a genius. If not, the BOMC conspired against them and they actually DO have the #1 or #2 class but the sips made sure they didn’t get credit for it.

In the aggy mind they cannot lose.

Yeah, I haven't seen the exact logic they'll use yet, but I promise there will be logic determined by which they actually had the number 2 class and some grand conspiracy pushed them out of it. 

It will require significant mental gymnastics to follow, and it will be widely accepted as fact by the texags faithful. 

14 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Yeah, I haven't seen the exact logic they'll use yet, but I promise there will be logic determined by which they actually had the number 2 class and some grand conspiracy pushed them out of it. 

It will require significant mental gymnastics to follow, and it will be widely accepted as fact by the texags faithful. 

Right now they are blaming Herman and Texas for some of their recruits dropping in the rankings. This has been fun and I’m actually gonna miss Herman when Texas fires him last month like Luicci predicted.

4 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Right now they are blaming Herman and Texas for some of their recruits dropping in the rankings. This has been fun and I’m actually gonna miss Herman when Texas fires him last month like Luicci predicted.

He had a good run.  Bad move on our part, I think. 

10 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Right now they are blaming Herman and Texas for some of their recruits dropping in the rankings. This has been fun and I’m actually gonna miss Herman when Texas fires him last month like Luicci predicted.

Liucci prediction link? I like to laugh.

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Liucci prediction link? I like to laugh.

He tweeted it a couple of times the last year or so. Hopefully someone can find it here. I’m mobile and don’t feel like putting forth the effort on my phone.

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North Forest OL Javonne Shepherd has already started his long weekend at Bama and Georgia according to a source near the recruitment. 

 

Alabama CB commit Christian Williams still has plans to be in College Station tomorrow for an official visit. 

 

Sounds like the ship is quickly sailing with Amite (LA) ATH Devonta Lee. At this point, I do not expect a visit to A&M based on what I was told this afternoon.

 

Bradley Dale Peveto is back in Tennessee to visit with Chris Russell and those around him today

Meanwhile their front seven for the most part continues to be shit.

1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Exactly. If by some miracle it comes true he is hailed as a genius. If not, the BOMC conspired against them and they actually DO have the #1 or #2 class but the sips made sure they didn’t get credit for it.

In the aggy mind they cannot lose.

And TexAgs will be there to scoop up new willing subscribers to learn The Truth About What's Going On 

52 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lol pure gold.  Love how they say they "know" Herman is tampering with committed recruits.

It's not a lie... if you believe it.

8 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Good.... fuel the anger....

He’s gonna be crying and cranking one out to the looch 44 tonight

I hope those bitches are mad as fuck. Hahahahahaha

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13 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Good.... fuel the anger....

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I love that they're worried about the ranking, and not the fact that we just added a top 10 player in the country to our team.

Just now, Machinator said:

I love that they're worried about the ranking, and not the fact that we just added a top 10 player in the country to our team.

Well, we haven't done that.... yet.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Well, we haven't done that.... yet.

And if we don't, then the ranking is guaranteed not to change.

But that hasn't stopped them from whinging.

They are too busy telling themselves that the Texas class is overrated and our future results will be as shitty as the last decade to understand why they have had so much trouble winning more than half their games against teams with a pulse, while claiming their guys are all underrated. 

"but he was a transfer!"....."But he was a transfer"....going to be boomin' like "Citizen's arrayyest!"....."Citizen's arrayyest!"

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2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Lmao the fact that they think EJ has that kind of power is peak aggy.

I love the argument that a player who is a member of the high school class of 2019 and will arrive on his college's campus in 2019 should not count as a 2019 recruit.

New additions to the football program always count, or should. Why should jucos count but not 4 year transfers?

the aggy obsession is eternal and forever laughable. pathetic sheep they are.

5 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

That peek into the Looch radio show was solid, country gold. 

It's why I listen whenever I can. 

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

The aggys think they need to beat Bama now.  Oh noes!

They’re pressured now to beat Bama before we do. 

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

Does texags hold an emergency meeting today to handle the tu situation?

If they do, you wouldn't know about it because it’s double secret and being held in broad daylight in their cavernous but otherwise empty trophy room. No trophies to get in the way and all. 

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

It's why I listen whenever I can. 

It’s funny to hear them getting angry over that stuff. Most journalists that cover teams can report news without letting their emotions get the best of them, but not Looch. I love looking at his twitter from time to time when he criticizes national guys that might have an opinion on the play of an aggy player. Thin skinned like the rest of aggy group.

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