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17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Just scares mfeldstein to death.

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  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

18 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I love the argument that a player who is a member of the high school class of 2019 and will arrive on his college's campus in 2019 should not count as a 2019 recruit.

In aggy’s defense, that doesn’t even come close to one of the dumbest arguments they’ve ever made.

11 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

If they do, you wouldn't know about it because it’s double secret and being held in broad daylight in their cavernous but otherwise empty trophy room. No trophies to get in the way and all. 

Knock on the door 12 times, and holler whoop!

I’m going to drink tonight and enjoy this

I can't wait until they update the Team Rankings. 

11 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

took a spin around Texags... yep... they are in full "he is a transfer" mode. 

 

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"aggy didnt lose...they just ran out of recruiting ranking"

Rinse and repeat. 

 

55 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

took a spin around Texags... yep... they are in full "he is a transfer" mode. 

 

I can't even fathom how glorious the tears are gonna be if they update our ranking.

Enough tears will be shed to wash hamm out of the mens room.

 

54 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I can't wait until they update the Team Rankings. 

And that would be fair.

aggy still doesn't understand how this shit works. All the precedents point to YES, he will count in our all-important 2019 rankings, the same rankings that only aggy deems more important than winning football games on the field.

So did Jimbo book a flight for MeMaw to drop off a last minute sales pitch to Bru?

Man, if USC was a bad fit for Bru, I don't think there are invectives strong enough to describe how bad a fit aggy would be.

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Brauninger belly aching and conspiracy theorize about recruiting rankings for a good 10 minutes at 41:30

 

 

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0111272-ruxa.mp3

I feel like this link needs a warning. It contains pharmaceutical grade Aggy misery. Like fentanyl crossed with Elvis’ medical cocaine. 

 

51 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So did Jimbo book a flight for MeMaw to drop off a last minute sales pitch to Bru?

The only thing that has dropped off over there is their class rank. 

Didn't Looch say that this years aggy secondary class would probably be better than the one Texas signed last year? Seems like they aren't even better than the secondary class that Texas signed this year. 

2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Does texags hold an emergency meeting today to handle the tu situation?

Don't worry guys....Jimbo's got this. In Jimbo we trust.

Just now, texaslong said:

Didn't Looch say that this years aggy secondary class would probably be better than the one Texas signed last year? Seems like they aren't even better than the secondary class that Texas signed this year. 

When talking about Texas recruiting, "secondary class" could have multiple meanings. Are you referring to recruits at DB positions? Or recruits committed after having already signed somewhere else?

Of course, our class is better by either measure. 😎

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

aggy still doesn't understand how this shit works. All the precedents point to YES, he will count in our all-important 2019 rankings, the same rankings that only aggy deems more important than winning football games on the field.

And if he doesn't, then he'll count towards 2020, a class we're going to really kick the shit out of them in.

But yes, he should obviously count towards this class.

26 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Didn't Looch say that this years aggy secondary class would probably be better than the one Texas signed last year? Seems like they aren't even better than the secondary class that Texas signed this year. 

Yes he did. And no, they’re not. 

Of course he said it before Bama poached two of their guys. 

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3 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Do they even talk about their team anymore?

Would you?

2 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Do they even talk about their team anymore?

They spent the last year touching themselves to their recruiting and Herman is about to rip it away from them in the most dramatic way possible.

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1) McCoy’s family is well-off. The premise of him having his hand out is laughable. On top of that, the logic that he’d only take the money after signing is, well, not logic at all. 

2) Just last year Bama had a rankings adjustment for a player that transferred in the same season, in August. 

What I love is that they’re incapable of even basic reasoning and objective thinking. It forces them to come unhinged repeatedly, to our pleasure. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

What I love is that they’re incapable of even basic reasoning and objective thinking. It forces them to come unhinged repeatedly, to our pleasure. 

They’re so blinded by hate they can’t see straight. That’s what 80 straight years of failure does to you. Bitter, bitter, angry losers.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

They’re so blinded by hate they can’t see straight. That’s what 80 straight years of failure does to you. Bitter, bitter, angry losers.

I figured it was the 80 years of excessive masturbation

Baggins has meemaw looking into the portal to see how he can add a bunch of names. 

He has to figure out a way to fit his oversigned class. 

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

1) McCoy’s family is well-off. The premise of him having his hand out is laughable. On top of that, the logic that he’d only take the money after signing is, well, not logic at all. 

2) Just last year Bama had a rankings adjustment for a player that transferred in the same season, in August. 

What I love is that they’re incapable of even basic reasoning and objective thinking. It forces them to come unhinged repeatedly, to our pleasure. 

Like Manziel family level well off?

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’m going to drink tonight and enjoy this

I’m balls deep into some Duckhorn and reading the Aggie tears on Texags is so glorious. I almost feel guilty about great it feels. 

Almost. 

Holy shit.. Billy on the radio saying the rankings, Texas sites are liars unlike his holy texags.  Also he really REALLY hates BC.

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I’m balls deep into some Duckhorn and reading the Aggie tears on Texags is so glorious. I almost feel guilty about great it feels. 

Almost. 

Are these Texags threads open to the public? or behind some AG wall?

2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Holy shit.. Billy on the radio saying the rankings, Texas sites are liars unlike his holy texags.  Also he really REALLY hates BC.

So everbody in the entire world is biased except TexAgs...is that what he is running with?

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Are these Texags threads open to the public? or behind some AG wall?

I suck at links and stuff but I found them without a login.

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I suck at links and stuff but I found them without a login.

Gracias. I perused a few earlier and only one was longer than ~5 to 10 posts. 

I don't pay to view sites and I don't register on other school's sites, so I don't see what is behind the Moron Wall.

8 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Holy shit.. Billy on the radio saying the rankings, Texas sites are liars unlike his holy texags.  Also he really REALLY hates BC.

If you can’t trust the Liucci 44, what can you trust?

Their narrative of big bad sec collapsed when we dominated UGA.  Their narrative it Jimbo kicking Herman’s ass in recruiting just collapsed in the last few days.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

If you can’t trust the Liucci 44, what can you trust?

Things I trust more than the Liucci 44:

Balsawood airplanes in a tornado. An edible chastity belt. A snowman in Yemen. A "speed limit 55mph" sign at the Daytona 500. Drunk Joe Namath around an attractive sideline reporter. A rattlesnake in a rabbit hutch. 

Does he mean Barking Carnival? They seem kind of dead these days.

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Their narrative of big bad sec collapsed when we dominated UGA.  Their narrative it Jimbo kicking Herman’s ass in recruiting just collapsed in the last few days.  


So you're saying that "their narratives" tend to collapse... and suck ass*?


*Is that Corps Ass? or Sheep Ass?

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Does he mean Barking Carnival? They seem kind of dead these days.

I assume BC meant Bryan Carrington in that context.

7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

What did he say about BC por favor?

Rambled about how he hated him, because he loves to run his mouth and do the shh thing.. I kid you not lol.. should check it out..ffwd to 41:30 into the show and enjoy the 10 min rant

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume BC meant Bryan Carrington in that context.

Ah. Ok that makes more sense.

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume BC meant Bryan Carrington in that context.

He meant Balls of Crystal

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