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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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I will say there’s no quit in those rubes. There should be. But as predictable and annoying as they are, I would miss the lulz eventually. Maybe.

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  • Kill Switch
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    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

I will say there’s no quit in those rubes. There should be.

They just cannot believe we are getting away with all this carp.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They just cannot believe we are getting away with all this carp.

We done fished-out their carp hole? That should be the last straw!

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh daddy98. Ask for stars and you shall receive.

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Daddy98

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4 hours ago, satyanash said:

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Good find satyanash.

I like how rudderrag points out that Herman mocks other players and conveniently forgets how Jizzbo treats his players...by grabbing their facemasks and embarrassing them on regional tv.  You know...ruff, tuff, real stuff.

Think Jizzbo's got a little anger problem? Think that might be the reason Candi banged some college boys? Hmmm. 

Mrs. Herman seems to support her husband. Shes all in. Its telling, really.

Dont know how to post a picture of Jizzbo assaulting Dodson. Somebody help me out.

Which coach would you want to play for?

aggy...delutional

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hello @Longhornfrenzy - "only Alabama should get exceptions"

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Just a reminder that 247 only has 4 out of our 24 commits rated higher than their composite. This is the site all aggy have chosen to lose their shit about. Unfucking real.

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This is fun. Anyone else having fun? I’m having fun.

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

And then, as Hitler finds out the transfer counts for the 2019 class and they got jumped, he shoots himself in the head. 

How redundant.

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh daddy98. Ask for stars and you shall receive.

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“Their best player is Shepherd...”

LULZ . Oh aggy. 

The irony of aggy winning their NC prior to that moment is funny to me.

The irony of aggy winning their NC prior to that moment is funny to me.
Yeah, instead of "that was before WW2" right there it should have said "That's in the past, even for us."
23 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This is fun. Anyone else having fun? I’m having fun.

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1 minute ago, Kill Switch said:

Is there estrogen in the water in B/CS?

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2 minutes ago, Kill Switch said:

Is there estrogen in the water in B/CS?

Wouldn't surprise me. I only drink distilled water; the tap water here tastes like sheep piss.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Jimbo doesn't care about stars

Aggy 101. As soon as the narrative doesn't fit your liking, move the goal posts. 

Yeah... I thought that the Hitler bit was a bit played, but everything is somehow happier today and I laughed, audibly, at that. 

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It’s truly embarrassing how much they care about the rankings. 

It.Is. All. They. Have. Left. 

58 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 

 

 

 


Despite the Hitler thing being older than hell - this is actually really funny.

 

 

 

That was shockingly well done. Didn't even include Whittington's new fifth star, too.

Also:

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32 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

“Their best player is Shepherd...”

LULZ . Oh aggy. 

It's funny because they lost their shit when Shannon Terry had Shepherd rated as his #2 player in the country.

LSU besting Texas to get revenge on aggy. What better way to stick it to aggy than by beating a team they love to see lose. 

I remember a few years ago aggie was arguing very fervently that Keith Ford and Trevor Knight should be factored into their recruiting class the year they transferred in.  I mean they were 4 stars with college experience. They probably should have counted as 5 stars for that year's class.

“Their best player is Shepherd”

Holy shit. That’s the most Aggy comment ever. Everyone knows he’s flipping so of course he says that. I wish I could find Daddy98s post trashing Shepherd when he committed to us. 

 

2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I remember a few years ago aggie was arguing very fervently that Keith Ford and Trevor Knight should be factored into their recruiting class the year they transferred in.  I mean they were 4 stars with college experience. They probably should have counted as 5 stars for that year's class.

Hit the jack pot on both. Ford had to hit a few postseason lists and Knight saved Sumlin's job for one more season. 

The Ags have some great players committed and frankly I wish we head their DTs.  And maybe a couple of their linemen.  But here is how I rank things.  

 

QB - Texas by a wide margin.

RB - Push, neither team did very well here, if Whittington turns out to be our answer at RB then Texas by a land slide.

WR - Texas beats them but not by much we got some great players but so did they.  

Oline - aggsy by a big margin, this could change by the end of signing day 2, but for now I'm calling it for them.

TE - Aggsy, again but not by much, they got a great one but so did Texas.

DE - Texas and by a good margin, we got immediate help and we got some long term guys.

DT - aggsy by a large margin, Leal is a beast and I'm just happy we don't have to face him.

LB - Texas by a large margin an I mean reallylarge.  

CB - I'm not sure, they got a great one and a good one we got a couple of really good ones also.  I'd say push.

S - Push, I like their safeties and I love our safeties so I'm happy, and they are happy.

 

Texas class is better at QB, WR, DE, and LB.  Their class is better at Oline, TE, DT.  Tie at RB, CB, and S.  

In my estimation, Texas should be ranked higher, but not by much.  It's funny, they should be happy with their class just like I would be even if they were still ahead.  Damn, they just can't be happy unless we are down.  That is where their true happiness lies, not in being good, but us being bad.

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

I will say there’s no quit in those rubes. There should be. 

Feral rat energy

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 

 

 

 


Despite the Hitler thing being older than hell - this is actually really funny.

 

 

 

Holy crap that's good. Great job whoever did this!

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Liebrock and Wiley vs. Cupp?   That clearly favors Texas.  

They have the TE from Manvel too.  He’s legit.  I’d give them TE slightly.  

21 minutes ago, Kill Switch said:

The Ags have some great players committed and frankly I wish we head their DTs.  And maybe a couple of their linemen.  But here is how I rank things.  

 

QB - Texas by a wide margin.

RB - Push, neither team did very well here, if Whittington turns out to be our answer at RB then Texas by a land slide.

WR - Texas beats them but not by much we got some great players but so did they.  

Oline - aggsy by a big margin, this could change by the end of signing day 2, but for now I'm calling it for them.

TE - Aggsy, again but not by much, they got a great one but so did Texas.

DE - Texas and by a good margin, we got immediate help and we got some long term guys.

DT - aggsy by a large margin, Leal is a beast and I'm just happy we don't have to face him.

LB - Texas by a large margin an I mean reallylarge.  

CB - I'm not sure, they got a great one and a good one we got a couple of really good ones also.  I'd say push.

S - Push, I like their safeties and I love our safeties so I'm happy, and they are happy.

 

Texas class is better at QB, WR, DE, and LB.  Their class is better at Oline, TE, DT.  Tie at RB, CB, and S.  

In my estimation, Texas should be ranked higher, but not by much.  It's funny, they should be happy with their class just like I would be even if they were still ahead.  Damn, they just can't be happy unless we are down.  That is where their true happiness lies, not in being good, but us being bad.

Umm.

How is OL aggy by a wide margin? Each team has 3 guys in their class. If Texas keeps Shepherd, we have the better OL class. Texas has 3 4 stars, while aggy has 1 5 star and 2 pieces of bread.

14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How is OL aggy by a wide margin? Each team has 3 guys in their class. If Texas keeps Shepherd, we have the better OL class. Texas has 3 4 stars, while aggy has 1 5 star and 2 pieces of bread.

Because Johnson should be a 3 star and a guard, and hookfin should be a 2 star. Dum sip. 

Mmmm yes, your pain fuels me (he's responding to an aggy from the OC who's had a couple of very complimentary posts about Bru as a person)

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Lets hold off and see how many know their ABC's and get admitted before do comparisons.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Mmmm yes, your pain fuels me (he's responding to an aggy from the OC who's had a couple of very complimentary posts about Bru as a person)

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Stay classless, Aggy  

I’m legit drinking beer reading all aggy social media. Someone’s going to off themselves 

 

NM

 

 

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1 hour ago, Kill Switch said:

The Ags have some great players committed and frankly I wish we head their DTs.  And maybe a couple of their linemen.  But here is how I rank things.  

 

QB - Texas by a wide margin.

RB - Push, neither team did very well here, if Whittington turns out to be our answer at RB then Texas by a land slide.

WR - Texas beats them but not by much we got some great players but so did they.  

Oline - aggsy by a big margin, this could change by the end of signing day 2, but for now I'm calling it for them.

TE - Aggsy, again but not by much, they got a great one but so did Texas.

DE - Texas and by a good margin, we got immediate help and we got some long term guys.

DT - aggsy by a large margin, Leal is a beast and I'm just happy we don't have to face him.

LB - Texas by a large margin an I mean reallylarge.  

CB - I'm not sure, they got a great one and a good one we got a couple of really good ones also.  I'd say push.

S - Push, I like their safeties and I love our safeties so I'm happy, and they are happy.

 

Texas class is better at QB, WR, DE, and LB.  Their class is better at Oline, TE, DT.  Tie at RB, CB, and S.  

In my estimation, Texas should be ranked higher, but not by much.  It's funny, they should be happy with their class just like I would be even if they were still ahead.  Damn, they just can't be happy unless we are down.  That is where their true happiness lies, not in being good, but us being bad.

Fuck, who cares.  I like our DBs too, especially with them coming in after the DB haul we had last year and not being afraid to compete (not saying the aggy ones were afraid, but to come in here after that class shows that you got stones) but hell give them S and CB (there’s are ranked higher) but I think we take RB because sure...our full RBs our a push, but Whittington has been reclassified as an ATH specifically because Texas and 247 saw him score 6 TDs in the state championship game and realized that even if the WR depth chart is crowded, we’re going to figure out a way to get him the ball as an APB.

So...

aggy - OL, TE, DT, CB, S

Texas - QB, RB, WR, DE, LB

Its a wash when ranking by position.

aggy - 2 5*, 14 4*, 9 3* avg 91.14

Texas - 2 5*, 15 4*, 7 3* avg 91.84

We win by a single 4* basically (though even if Shep flips we stay ahead of them) but there class is dragged down by there kicker (why did they need another one when they just signed one last year).

That’s why most of us dgaf.  We have a good class, they have a good class.  Be happy with that.  The funny part is how fucking butt hurt they get over little shit like this...which is why we say poooooooor aggy

10 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Fuck, who cares.  I like our DBs too, especially with them coming in after the DB haul we had last year and not being afraid to compete (not saying the aggy ones were afraid, but to come in here after that class shows that you got stones) but hell give them S and CB (there’s are ranked higher) but I think we take RB because sure...our full RBs our a push, but Whittington has been reclassified as an ATH specifically because Texas and 247 saw him score 6 TDs in the state championship game and realized that even if the WR depth chart is crowded, we’re going to figure out a way to get him the ball as an APB.

So...

aggy - OL, TE, DT, CB, S

Texas - QB, RB, WR, DE, LB

Its a wash when ranking by position.

aggy - 2 5*, 14 4*, 9 3* avg 91.14

Texas - 2 5*, 15 4*, 7 3* avg 91.84

We win by a single 4* basically (though even if Shep flips we stay ahead of them) but there class is dragged down by there kicker (why did they need another one when they just signed one last year).

That’s why most of us dgaf.  We have a good class, they have a good class.  Be happy with that.  The funny part is how fucking butt hurt they get over little shit like this...which is why we say poooooooor aggy

Short answer?

We're Texas.  They are not but desperately want to be.

 

We are focused on our own goals.  They are always comparing themselves to us - hoping and praying to measure up some day.

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10 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Fuck, who cares.  I like our DBs too, especially with them coming in after the DB haul we had last year and not being afraid to compete (not saying the aggy ones were afraid, but to come in here after that class shows that you got stones) but hell give them S and CB (there’s are ranked higher) but I think we take RB because sure...our full RBs our a push, but Whittington has been reclassified as an ATH specifically because Texas and 247 saw him score 6 TDs in the state championship game and realized that even if the WR depth chart is crowded, we’re going to figure out a way to get him the ball as an APB.

So...

aggy - OL, TE, DT, CB, S

Texas - QB, RB, WR, DE, LB

Its a wash when ranking by position.

aggy - 2 5*, 14 4*, 9 3* avg 91.14

Texas - 2 5*, 15 4*, 7 3* avg 91.84

We win by a single 4* basically (though even if Shep flips we stay ahead of them) but there class is dragged down by there kicker (why did they need another one when they just signed one last year).

That’s why most of us dgaf.  We have a good class, they have a good class.  Be happy with that.  The funny part is how fucking butt hurt they get over little shit like this...which is why we say poooooooor aggy

Williams and Richardson both pretty much conceded they didn't want to have to compete, and I can't say I blame them. Our 2018 db class is the stuff of legend.

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