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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

Are our other boards filled with equally reactionary and salty lil bitches?

Why do some of you guys think aggy has a better OL group for this class?  They have Green and then what?  No way I'd trade Johnson, Hookfin, and Shepherd ( this is assuming he sticks ) for Green and whoever them other 2 guys are they have.  Some kid from Hallsville without a single highlight of pass pro.

 

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Why do some of you guys think aggy has a better OL group for this class?  They have Green and then what?  No way I'd trade Johnson, Hookfin, and Shepherd ( this is assuming he sticks ) for Green and whoever them other 2 guys are they have.  Some kid from Hallsville without a single highlight of pass pro.

 

Will aggy be running pass plays next year?

Duwayne (I double checked, he is a white dude named Duwayne) is the pure, uncut aggy gold. Savor it.

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Edited by texifornia

2 hours ago, Kill Switch said:

The Ags have some great players committed and frankly I wish we head their DTs.  And maybe a couple of their linemen.  But here is how I rank things.  

 

QB - Texas by a wide margin.

RB - Push, neither team did very well here, if Whittington turns out to be our answer at RB then Texas by a land slide.

WR - Texas beats them but not by much we got some great players but so did they.  

Oline - aggsy by a big margin, this could change by the end of signing day 2, but for now I'm calling it for them.

TE - Aggsy, again but not by much, they got a great one but so did Texas.

DE - Texas and by a good margin, we got immediate help and we got some long term guys.

DT - aggsy by a large margin, Leal is a beast and I'm just happy we don't have to face him.

LB - Texas by a large margin an I mean reallylarge.  

CB - I'm not sure, they got a great one and a good one we got a couple of really good ones also.  I'd say push.

S - Push, I like their safeties and I love our safeties so I'm happy, and they are happy.

 

Texas class is better at QB, WR, DE, and LB.  Their class is better at Oline, TE, DT.  Tie at RB, CB, and S.  

In my estimation, Texas should be ranked higher, but not by much.  It's funny, they should be happy with their class just like I would be even if they were still ahead.  Damn, they just can't be happy unless we are down.  That is where their true happiness lies, not in being good, but us being bad.

WR not even close.  They got 1 good one, another that might be, and 2 heels of bread. 

We got the 2 best atheletes in the country, Gatorade player of the year, and all star game MVP. 

It would be an interesting thing to place both classes before a large contingent of P5 coaches and see which one they would take as a whole.   I'm biased, though I would truly be shocked if <90% chose our group. 

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Why do some of you guys think aggy has a better OL group for this class?  They have Green and then what?  No way I'd trade Johnson, Hookfin, and Shepherd ( this is assuming he sticks ) for Green and whoever them other 2 guys are they have.  Some kid from Hallsville without a single highlight of pass pro.

 

To be clear, I was simply going off his previous post.  But I agree if we keep Shep it’s ours by a wide margin (to use his lingo) if they flip Shep it’s closer and debatable at that point.

Again the point isn’t to put down their class because I don’t give a shit.  It’s to simply laugh at the number of mental hoops and backwards logic they use to prove they are better...it’s sad.

2 hours ago, Kill Switch said:

The Ags have some great players .... blah blah blah 

 

Your Aggy is showing. You should never post this much info this early in a sock account. Better luck next time. 

18 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

He assumes Texas will do poorly in-state from hereon out? Lol.

Any event that is good for aggy / bad for Texas is assumed to be a trend and extrapolated to infinity.  Just like they now assume they will beat LSU every year because of the 7OT rob job at Pyle Field.

Hullaboo, Duwayne Duwayne says you better get on board because the Texum coaster is rolling  and you either with us or agin us.   Them there Western schools that stunk it up ain't going to put up with it no more.  We stunk it up since 1939 but we ain't gonna put up with it no more cause Karen and Jimbo and Leah has big titties.   We dominate.   Our studs don't need no Gatorade awards because they are SEC and don't get thirsty.  Jerry Schmidt sees to that.   We won't be a laughingstock no more for 100 years.  Quit posting crap that makes us sound ignorant.

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Mmmm yes, your pain fuels me (he's responding to an aggy from the OC who's had a couple of very complimentary posts about Bru as a person)

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aggy misery is more addicting than crack

Get out da Brum. Aggy be swept.

Has Luicci or Hamm or MeMaw publicly commented about the Bru situation or the updated rankings?  I’d like to see what they have to say. 

 

Nevermind, just saw the Hamm thread. 

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Those losers are very insecure.  You can tell they have never achieved anything.  They are like the lower class in the Caste system of India but trying to grab for crumbs.

ESPN added Bru to our class as well, aggy is attacking 247 simply because they need someone to attack.

you can't keep a good aggy down, ya stupid sip fake news BOMC

So aggy got jumped because multiple services are all in on a conspiracy to give the evil sips recruits just enough ratings bumps to push them ahead in the rankings?  Seems reasonable....  Reasonably aggy...

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The term “tone deaf” had to have been coined by someone describing aggy.  

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Let me fix the title for you, aggy.

”A Quick Middle Managemnt Brief on 247”

He might consider switching to texags for that unbias(ed) ranking model that they use.

They're acting like we stole their candi.

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Who is our “best guy” that “has already flaked big” and not been to a single practice? 

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Who is our “best guy” that “has already flaked big” and not been to a single practice? 

Bru, they're saying he flaked on SC.

So 247 is a run by the sips and manipulates everything to make the sips look good but they never give the sips the best classes and all of the other recruiting services, for the most part, have the same recruits ranked similarly and no one from any other schools that are ranked notice all of this or care?

 

its a god damned conspiracy, run by the sips and against aggy, I tell you!

What is this aggy narrative that they "shut us out of the state?" They have 8 OOC recruits, and we have 12. So a few more, but it's not a night and day difference. We both did solid recruiting in and out of Texas.

Jimbo is fully of energy. That’s my favorite line from that post by far. 

I am pretty sure I used to write at that level somewhere between middle school and high school. 

could've stopped at "A&M is a second class citizen" and he'd still be correct

"It's all backed by data and evidence."

gunner03 trying to speak it into existence, let's see how well that works out for him.

If there weren’t an aggy, we’d almost need to create one. Just for times like these. 

holy shit they've gone to aggy depths never seen before. the aggy regular season roller coaster ain't got shit on this ride.

247 has wronged me.  I will take this to the proper authorities.  I promise you have not heard the last of this. 

Data and evidence?

 

Sounds like it’s time for another “data dump”!

5 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Data and evidence?

 

Sounds like it’s time for another “data dump”!

Out of rep, but you really need to appreciate the fact that in this award winning theater of the absurd, you have reminded us all of the quintessentially aggy backstory.

19 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So 247 is a run by the sips and manipulates everything to make the sips look good but they never give the sips the best classes and all of the other recruiting services, for the most part, have the same recruits ranked similarly and no one from any other schools that are ranked notice all of this or care?

 

its a god damned conspiracy, run by the sips and against aggy, I tell you!

They honestly think the laziest man in sports media Bobby Burton is behind the whole conspiracy. Burton works about as hard the Chief if the Aggys need a familiar analogy. 

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Da faq? This guy thinks Mike Ferrell likes Texas?!

Isn't it obvious? Everyone who strays from the aggy company line is unquestionably in the pay of the Tisroc.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Ah, yes. Good ol’ Danny McCray. Former Aggie football player, Ellison Eagle, and USA Track sprinter. Mad shit talker. I scored my only TD (as a DB) in HS by blowing him up and recovering the fumble. Good times. 

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