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  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

It's tempting to conduct the research and perform the analysis for them, then send it anonymously to one of their idoit texags mouthpieces,  and watch them post it and lose their minds.

 

Waste of time, beyond their comprehension. 

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Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

 

That's as close as Zach Calzada will come to greatness in the next 50 years of his aggified life. Kind of sad to see that the finest moment of his life just occurred before he's probably even old enough to vote.

Doesn't A&M have a hand sign that also has an emoji form?

I know they love to bask in the glow of their peers' success, but stealing Oklahoma's hand sign is a new one.

1 hour ago, Noah Fence said:

This part is stunning and unintentionally hilarious:

"Not this time, though. This Kool-Aid is going to be as sweet as 1975-76 and 2010-11. 

Surely, you remember those years. In the 1975-76 athletic year, A&M’s football team was 10-2, the basketball team won the Southwest Conference and the baseball team advanced to the NCAA Regional Finals.

In 2010-11 the football team was 9-4, the basketball team made the NCAA Tournament, the baseball team reached the College World Series, the men’s track team won the outdoor track national championship and the Gary Blair’s women’s basketball team won the national championship."

The two greatest years in A&M athletics history.  Bruce Springsteen should write a song about it. 

1 minute ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 


Is he going to ou?

 

That’s where he was aiming. Landed a little short for an incompletion. 

Olin Buchanan is probably my favorite aggy writer.  His propaganda is second to none.  And it almost always blows up in his face. 

He has a new article out about how the aggy front 7 will not be a weakness in 2019.  On the contrary he thinks.  It will actually be a strength.

 

41 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

From an athletic perspective, one of those is not like the other.

6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

From an athletic perspective, one of those is not like the other.

Is the dude on the right a reserve milkman?

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44 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Vince should have punched him in the face. 

Nah. Should have covered him in marinara.

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43 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Doesn't A&M have a hand sign that also has an emoji form?

I know they love to bask in the glow of their peers' success, but stealing Oklahoma's hand sign is a new one.

If you really think about it both emoji he posted are upside down OU handsigns

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

1 hour ago, AugieBall said:

This part is stunning and unintentionally hilarious:

"Not this time, though. This Kool-Aid is going to be as sweet as 1975-76 and 2010-11. 

Surely, you remember those years. In the 1975-76 athletic year, A&M’s football team was 10-2, the basketball team won the Southwest Conference and the baseball team advanced to the NCAA Regional Finals.

In 2010-11 the football team was 9-4, the basketball team made the NCAA Tournament, the baseball team reached the College World Series, the men’s track team won the outdoor track national championship and the Gary Blair’s women’s basketball team won the national championship."

The two greatest years in A&M athletics history.  Bruce Springsteen should write a song about it. 

I feel like every aggy I've ever known is a character from Springsteen's "Glory Days."

1 minute ago, Harry Ellis said:

I feel like every aggy I've ever known is a character from Springsteen's "Glory Days."

They wrote their own version: "Glory Holes"

4 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

aggy is starting to cycle off.  That's usually ugly.

It happened fast with Sherman, Fran and now Jimbo.  It took a little bit longer with Sumlin because his system gave those backwards SEC defenses fits and Johnny FUBAR was able to run it well but the cycle still got him in the end.

It's going to be even funnier this time because they didn't even get a meaningless symbolic "victory" over their stalker-ish obsession before the restraining order hit.

9 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

Yeah Fuehrer bunker aggy is no fun. I like wolf's lair aggy more the delusion of their ability to stop the coming storm is what make the losses so sweet.

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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My favorite part of this is that they think they have a chance at Garth and that they use the TexAgs rankings as the benchmark for discussion.

2 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

With Javonne nothing is final until ink is dry. I would not put too much stock into Texags BS.

Course not, but this feels a little bit like a Hamm crystal ball to Texas like in the old days.



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So much stupid. You recognize that Herman just won as an underdog against a top 5 team in an NY6... But you can't figure out why anyone would want to play for him?

Brauninger is a few hairs shy of being a baboon. I wouldn't put stock into what he says. 

"Ehlinger pussy fraternity"

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Wow, the waterworks started before anything definitive, just an opinion that a Texas commit would sign with Texas. 

And hand job for a nickname for hand?

8 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

So much stupid. You recognize that Herman just won as an underdog against a top 5 team in an NY6... But you can't figure out why anyone would want to play for him?

Not an upset.  Total domination.  Shut down the top ground attack in the SECSEC to the tune of 72 yards - half what Bama gave up and 30% of UGs's average.  Total offense was 160 yds through 3 quarters.  Of course aggy is crapping their pants and praying LSU can pull off the upset in Austin this fall.

aggy was trashing LSU since their big win, then after the uga game they all piled out from under uga’s skirt and headed under LSUs. 

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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Recruiting win over the SEC

 

This is just getting fucking pathetic now.

First response 

"So you're saying Jimbo passed..." is going to give me all the energy I need to get through the rest of the week.

Jimbo Passed is the new RC Didnt Offer and I personally love it. 

Not an upset.  Total domination.  Shut down the top ground attack in the SECSEC to the tune of 72 yards - half what Bama gave up and 30% of UGs's average.  Total offense was 160 yds through 3 quarters.  Of course aggy is crapping their pants and praying LSU can pull off the upset in Austin this fall.
Yeah yeah yeah, but why would anyone want to play for Texas???1!

Both bama and Georgia had shep visit to tell him to commit to texas. Well boys, that just made my night. That was so good I bet I could jerk off while playing mist, pc edition.

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