Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

Featured Replies

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Ainias Smith as well, I guess. Not sure why he wouldn't go to UH instead - he'd be a killer in Holgo's O. 

They hate us 'cause they ain't us anus Ainias.

  • Replies 12.8k
  • Views 1.5m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I don't really think Aggies ever thought of us as non-persons before

Um, yeah, no. It's pretty much been this way forever. The only difference is, now the veneer is off of their SEC! SEC! SEC! superiority fantasy, so their raw emotions are exposed. Trust me, I get more irrational negativity from people these days any time the subject of my alma mater comes up. If Looch is the canary in the coalmine for aggy's break with reality, I'm the canary in the coalmine for the ability of neurotypical people being able to coexist with these jokers. And the canary is having a serious coughing fit these days.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm the canary in the coalmine for the ability of neurotypical people being able to coexist with these jokers. And the canary is having a serious coughing fit these days.

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

Nah. Practice interviews are always useful. Especially for people who need to figure out why they never get hired.

2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Who gives a fuck? Every school recruits committed players. They're are plenty of reasons to bash A&M, we don't need to pretend like recruiting commits is one of them. 

I don’t gaf but I don’t brag about the aggy code.

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

Nah man.  It’s a timeless tradition to get aggy hopes up before they receive their ultimate disappointment.

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

They just need to keep submitting until they find an aggy hiring manager.  Network. 

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

ASU is like the Harvard of the executve recruiter industry.

3 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

To be fair, though, ASU actually has some, ah, talented graduates.

6 minutes ago, ajax said:

ASU is like the Harvard of the executve recruiter industry.

Enterprise rent a car loves them I bet. 

32 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

They didn't lose the interview.  They just ran out of required skills.

4 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

They didn't lose the interview.  They just ran out of required skills.

giphy-11.gif

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Christian Williams was Fong'd to LSU today, so if A&M is going to add anyone, it looks like the most likely candidate will be the LB, Russell.

Surely the great Jimbo can beat out a couple of trash teams like Tennessee and Arkansas for that JAG linebacker?

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Surely the great Jimbo can beat out a couple of SEC powerhouses like Tennessee and Arkansas for that JAG linebacker?

ftfy

46 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

Only if you don't also use this chart and a laser pointer to show them where their job prospects with your company lie.

Aggy-Annual-Roller-Coaster-ujy608.jpg

"You see, Cletus, currently you are at the "R" in October..."

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Surely the great Jimbo can beat out a couple of trash teams like Tennessee and Arkansas for that JAG linebacker?

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

giphy.gif

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

Don’t be scared. Walk in the sun with us. 

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

Yuh.  Buh wee ain't SECSEC.  Bayg heel tuh clamb gittn keeds outa thar.  Wud tayk grate 'crootin fer tu ta win thet wun.

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Ainias Smith as well, I guess. Not sure why he wouldn't go to UH instead - he'd be a killer in Holgo's O. 

They'll have to play him at corner, right?

Just now, Fud said:

They'll have to play him at corner, right?

yeah and he'd give them a much needed boost in speed at the position but I think he's a better player with the ball in his hands and him sliding into the Tavon Austin role in Holgo's system is a no-brainer to me and I can't figure out how UH and/or Tech hasn't sealed this deal but for some reason he's let Aggy dangle him along. 

weird recruitment. 

29 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Yuh.  Buh wee ain't SECSEC.  Bayg heel tuh clamb gittn keeds outa thar.  Wud tayk grate 'crootin fer tu ta win thet wun.

Whut?

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

jokes on us, they'll be able to pass it by simple majority in a few years

24 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

jokes on us, they'll be able to pass it by simple majority in a few years

th?id=OIP.VbJSp78dPhxYM-UjK1XMsgHaEK&pid

Liucci is so mad that we beat Georgia. You know he had about 10 tweets to get off about the SEC if Georgia beat Texas. 

nomsnoms_zpsb93e3358.gif



I love that about halfway through that video he realizes he is going to be on TV and doesn’t know what to do.
10 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


I love that about halfway through that video he realizes he is going to be on TV and doesn’t know what to do.

 

 

Obviously should have considered swallowing.

Just now, rickyspub said:

Obviously should have considered swallowing.

I'm sure he does *

* only when it's Johnny

Tommy Nipples, huh?

What an insane burn.  I bet Herman is furiously scheming in Austin about how to respond to being called Tommy Nipples.

Those people are clinically psychotic concerning our coaching staff.  My God.

Couldn't get past the prickliness of Tommy Nipples' nipples.

Also, is it just me or has Jimbo's recruiting post-Brewster SUUUUUUUCKED so far?  (Knock on wood)

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

DyWV9cxVAAA-1Yt.jpgDyWV9k-VsAAXXBM.jpgDyWV98GUYAAxDJP.jpgDyWV-dhV4AAGIAe.jpg

No words. I know, it’s redundant. But I find it hard to believe that any of these posters have ever attended “college”. Even A&M.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

DyWYwGxVsAAH70J.jpg

So Jimbo for sure never did an in-home with Shepherd?

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So Jimbo for sure never did an in-home with Shepherd?

BOMC jammed Jimbo's GPS navigation app and he rode around Houston squinting at street signs with his thumb up his ass.  

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Also, is it just me or has Jimbo's recruiting post-Brewster SUUUUUUUCKED so far?  (Knock on wood)

Nah it's still lit AF.

 

giphy.gif

No confirmed in home? Advantage aggie.

"Liucci is so mad that we beat Georgia. You know he had about 10 tweets to get off about the SEC if Georgia beat Texas."

That callus on the back of his throat has grown so large it is causing pressure on his pea sized brain. 

51 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Also, is it just me or has Jimbo's recruiting post-Brewster SUUUUUUUCKED so far?  (Knock on wood)

Jimbo's going to buy an extra four-star before NSD after reading your comment 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Jimbo's going to buy an extra four-star before NSD after reading your comment 

tenor.gif

Jane is the coked up whore who’s about to fuck up his house

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Jane is the coked up whore who’s about to fuck up his house

That's about the time that Tony's 15 minutes of fame tanked.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.