Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

Featured Replies

  • Replies 12.8k
  • Views 1.5m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

First of all coming to collie station alone will be a tough sell. Next finding someone to put with a cuck as a coach isn't going to be easy either.

Wait.  You mean it won't be easy for Jimbo to instill toughness in his team?  Almost like men won't take a guy seriously who let other dudes bang his wife?

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Looks like aggy took Ainias Smith

It's pronounced "Anus."

3 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Looks like aggy took Ainias Smith

They're bringing him in as a slot WR. Surprising, since they really need corners I figured they'd play him there 

Is there an aggy bingo card for today post signing day apocalypse?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What does that mean? Is Baggins skulking by in the shadows with his hands in his pocket across the street, watching as a borderline 4 star in Ennis cavorts with friends outside a movie theater? Is he leaning low and peering out the window as Bradley Dale Peveto drives him past the home of a “rising” 3 star in Navasota? Does he then text these guys with something like “hey, saw you tonight. still keeping an eye on you”?

imgur

33 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Translation for "keeping an eye on Player X" . . . .

 

 

Wow, I had not seen your reply when posting mine.  Crazy we went to the exact same reference. 

This might be one of the worst sentences ever written.  Jeez Looch

And then they'll either add an athlete in Ainias Smith who will probably man the slot and offer immediate help in the return game...a guy none other than Jimbo Fisher himself has loved since he saw him this summer and a guy who did have an LOI in front of him during the December signing period when guys that some of you are still dwelling on like Marcus Banks and David Ugwoegbu did not.  

1 minute ago, Terry Silver said:

Anus Smith was recruited by "none other than Jimbo Fisher himself".  

That sentence got me too. Like, no shit, that's his job.

14 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

This might be one of the worst sentences ever written.  Jeez Looch

And then they'll either add an athlete in Ainias Smith who will probably man the slot and offer immediate help in the return game...a guy none other than Jimbo Fisher himself has loved since he saw him this summer and a guy who did have an LOI in front of him during the December signing period when guys that some of you are still dwelling on like Marcus Banks and David Ugwoegbu did not.  

Conjunction

In all the cases in which we find "either" and "neither" as conjunctions, we also find them combined with "or" and "nor".

either/or - They are used together to offer a choice between two things

 

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Conjunction

In all the cases in which we find "either" and "neither" as conjunctions, we also find them combined with "or" and "nor".

either/or - They are used together to offer a choice between two things

 

or they will not add Anus Smith? It looks like they added him.

36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It's pronounced "Anus."

So he was primed and ready.  You might say they prepared their Anus.

With a loaded defensive backfield, led by sno'neal. The only logical place for anus was on offense. Until they spin him up to linebacker next year of course.

So how many preferred walk ons do we have committed that you would rate higher than Mr. Slot WR last second desperate take? 

5 minutes ago, deech said:

So how many preferred walk ons do we have committed that you would rate higher than Mr. Slot WR last second desperate take? 

I think actually think he's pretty decent, but the question is if they'll be able to keep him at WR.

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Williams to Miami, ouch. 

 

 

Miami’s got to be paying. No one would take South Beach over the Brazos.

On 2/1/2019 at 12:03 AM, sushihorn said:

aggy's existence is the sum of lies they tell each other in order to console themselves as they slide down the slope shaft of entropy inch by inch.

amended

With the "grey shirting" going on,  makes you wonder how far down they will drop?

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

This might be one of the worst sentences ever written.  Jeez Looch

And then they'll either add an athlete in Ainias Smith who will probably man the slot and offer immediate help in the return game...a guy none other than Jimbo Fisher himself has loved since he saw him this summer and a guy who did have an LOI in front of him during the December signing period when guys that some of you are still dwelling on like Marcus Banks and David Ugwoegbu did not.  

Yeah... he'll be playing CB not WR... as that's where he excels.  His older brother happens to also be a CB for the Miami Dolphins with similar build / athletic makeup.  Kid can play but no way he's looking to line up as slot in the SEC rather than CB...  My guess is he only opened up to that as he wanted to go to Georgia like his brother, but they didn't have room for him, especially at CB.

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I’ve met lots of aggy over the years. Aggy specializes in making it work. 

aggy can always make things "fall" into place.

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

This might be one of the worst sentences ever written.  Jeez Looch

And then they'll either add an athlete in Ainias Smith who will probably man the slot and offer immediate help in the return game...a guy none other than Jimbo Fisher himself has loved since he saw him this summer and a guy who did have an LOI in front of him during the December signing period when guys that some of you are still dwelling on like Marcus Banks and David Ugwoegbu did not.  

The grammar is not nearly as terrible as the content itself. “While you cry babies were upset about losing the so called blue chip prospects we just signed someone Jimbo himself recruited.” 

 

7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yeah... he'll be playing CB not WR... as that's where he excels.  His older brother happens to also be a CB for the Miami Dolphins with similar build / athletic makeup.  Kid can play but no way he's looking to line up as slot in the SEC rather than CB...  My guess is he only opened up to that as he wanted to go to Georgia like his brother, but they didn't have room for him, especially at CB.

Per one of his high school coaches, he'll be playing WR

39 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

With the "grey shirting" going on,  makes you wonder how far down they will drop?

If Ellison and Mowry grayshirt they're probably still included in the class rankings, right? They'd have to go to a JUCO for A&M's score to drop.

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

If Ellison and Mowry grayshirt they're probably still included in the class rankings, right? They'd have to go to a JUCO for A&M's score to drop.

Yet aggy will continue to bleat about Bru being included in the 2019 rankings. 

12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

If Ellison and Mowry grayshirt they're probably still included in the class rankings, right? They'd have to go to a JUCO for A&M's score to drop.

Probably.  Especially because they count back against this year's scholarship numbers under the new NCAA guidelines.

(I.e., there really isn't such a thing as "grayshirting" anymore.)

Edited by Katfid54

4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Yet aggy will continue to bleat about Bru being included in the 2019 rankings anything and everything until the end of time.

1234

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

If Ellison and Mowry grayshirt they're probably still included in the class rankings, right? They'd have to go to a JUCO for A&M's score to drop.

In response to the Bru situation, Texags has instituted the Ellison and Mowry rule, where they will count towards the 2019 and 2020 rankings. 

Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

In response to the Bru situation, Texags has instituted the Ellison and Mowry rule, where they will count towards the 2019 and 2020 rankings. 

Actually, since he's a "true" Defensive Tackle, signing Ellison now entitles aggy the right to count him against any or all of the next 10 classes, if they so choose.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Actually, since he's a "true" Defensive Tackle, signing Ellison now entitles aggy the right to count him against any or all of the next 10 classes, if they so choose.

...and THAT is why the SEC requires that extra math credit. Real. Recruiting.

24 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Yet aggy will continue to bleat about Bru being included in the 2019 rankings. 

I’d call it more of a caterwauling type situation 

25 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

...and THAT is why the SEC requires that extra math credit. Real. Recruiting.

Big XII is playing chess while the SEC is playing checkers not able to play checkers because they are studying and trying to pass Remedial Geometry II.

Spoiler

Ryan Brauninger

1:11p

Staff

While Braedon Mowry signing his Letter of Intent today is not off the table, there are some things to point out in case he doesn't.

First off, the signing period closes April 1st. That means A&M can check Braedon's academic progress for the next couple of months without any consequence that would come from making a decision on his future today if the staff feels that's necessary. Therefore, if Braedon doesn't sign today, that doesn't absolutely mean he's taking the gray shirt option. 

As Looch said on the Beliucci Hour today, the extra time also gives A&M a chance to search the grad transfer pool if they feel they need to bolster one area of the roster for a season. 

It's important to remind y'all that Mowry's future has been discussed with he, his family, and his HS coaches. They've been left in the dark about none of this, and a source at Katy Taylor told me yesterday evening that the kid is more determined than ever to get his situation remedied. 

 

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Tasty and delicious

DyvzJCuUYAA18s5.jpg

giphy.gif

So none of them have pondered the idea that jimbo didn’t do an in home because shepherd declined?  Why does it have to be  jimbos choice?

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So none of them have pondered the idea that jimbo didn’t do an in home because shepherd declined?  Why does it have to be  jimbos choice?

Because they're delusional fuckshits.

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So none of them have pondered the idea that jimbo didn’t do an in home because shepherd declined?  Why does it have to be  jimbos choice?

Because Jimbo was recruiting him his own self.

  • Popular Post
31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So none of them have pondered the idea that jimbo didn’t do an in home because shepherd declined?  Why does it have to be  jimbos choice?

Certainly wasn't Jimbo's choice when Candi was doing some in-homes.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’d call it more of a caterwauling type situation 

Can we include this as a cat fact?

Was there ever an official ruling on greyshirts counting in this class?

Without Mowry & Ellison, Aggy will finish behind LSU

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.