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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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Ahhh, another NSD another bunch of let down aggy. Life would be less enjoyable without those weird fucks to point and laugh at.

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    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Was there ever an official ruling on greyshirts counting in this class?

Without Mowry & Ellison, Aggy will finish behind LSU

Academic non-qualifiers and greyshirts are generally counted, I think. The final verification on them not-qualifying won't come until sometime in the summer.

20 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Certainly wasn't Jimbo's choice when Candi was doing some in-homes.

To be fair, those were unofficial visits...

1:26:00 Looch tells us that aggy and OU kicked Texas' ass in-state, and there's nothing "the shush man or any of the Austin media" can do about it, and that high school coaches see right through Herman while big money alums here see this and Herman should be worried if he doesn't turn it around..

And there's other little jabs that he takes at Texas throughout an all aggy recruiting radio show. 

The rest is basically grown men sucking themselves off live on radio about recruits if that's your kinda thing NTTAWWT

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/F7uZQzBSDWM/0111773-ptag.mp3

 

I have always enjoyed the farcical annual claims that Billy fucking Loochi has some real intel into what the "Big Money Alums" are thinking at The University of Texas. 

29 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

1:26:00 Looch tells us that aggy and OU kicked Texas' ass in-state, and there's nothing "the shush man or any of the Austin media" can do about it, and that high school coaches see right through Herman while big money alums here see this and Herman should be worried if he doesn't turn it around..

And there's other little jabs that he takes at Texas throughout an all aggy recruiting radio show. 

The rest is basically grown men sucking themselves off live on radio about recruits if that's your kinda thing NTTAWWT 

  

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/F7uZQzBSDWM/0111773-ptag.mp3

 

We split the season series with OU, got the #3 class in the country and won the fucking Sugar Bowl.

Go cry into your TaxSlayer Gator Bowl Champion t-shirt, Looch

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

1:26:00 Looch tells us that aggy and OU kicked Texas' ass in-state, and there's nothing "the shush man or any of the Austin media" can do about it, and that high school coaches see right through Herman while big money alums here see this and Herman should be worried if he doesn't turn it around..

And there's other little jabs that he takes at Texas throughout an all aggy recruiting radio show. 

The rest is basically grown men sucking themselves off live on radio about recruits if that's your kinda thing NTTAWWT

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/F7uZQzBSDWM/0111773-ptag.mp3

 

.....and exactly why would I want to listen to this?

Just now, texifornia said:

We split the season series with OU, got the #3 class in the country and won the fucking Sugar Bowl.

Go cry into your TaxSlayer Gator Bowl Champion t-shirt, Looch

But the big money donors are going to force him out...sure. Looch is not so much of a journalist but a fanfiction writer.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

.....and exactly why would I want to listen to this?

Because you hate yourself?

16 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

I have always enjoyed the farcical annual claims that Billy fucking Loochi has some real intel into what the "Big Money Alums" are thinking at The University of Texas. 

If you had a couple of hundred million lying around, wouldn't you spend most of your time talking to Loochi?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

We split the season series with OU, got the #3 class in the country and won the fucking Sugar Bowl.

Go cry into your TaxSlayer Gator Bowl Champion t-shirt, Looch

Back-to-back #3 classes, but the "big money alums" are going to turn up the heat on Herman because of recruiting deficiencies...

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

But the big money donors are going to force him out...sure. Looch is not so much of a journalist but a fanfiction writer.

Cue an article from that fraudulent cocksucker Ketch citing anonymous sources about big money donors at UT in 3.........2.......1

Looch has been predicting Herman’s demise for over 2 years now. He’s talked about having inside information from Texas about all the boosters hating Herman. Looch has been wrong about everything he’s tweeted the last 2 years on Herman and Texas. He knows the Texas machine is just getting started and it’s going to keep aggy in their place, no matter how much they try to fight it.

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Hamm - "Sources: Jimbo has made a hire to replace Jim Turner and it will be made public this weekend. I’m told it’s an outside hire which will please Aggie fans"

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Hamm - "Sources: Jimbo has made a hire to replace Jim Turner and it will be made public this weekend. I’m told it’s an outside hire which will please Aggie fans"

Jimbo is such a fucking BOSS. He's about to replace the best OL coach in the business with the BEST OL COACH IN THE BUSINESS.

"Hamm - "Sources: Jimbo has made a hire to replace Jim Turner and it will be made public this weekend. I’m told it’s an outside hire which will please Aggie fans" "

Does not take a lot to please them. Give them a mason jar of jizz and they are happy.

Funny how Hamm pluralizes "source".

Just now, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Sadly, Karen is suffering from ovarian failure.

When it comes to Karen's ovaries, my understanding is that everything's on the table.

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We split the season series with OU, got the #3 class in the country and won the fucking Sugar Bowl.

Go cry into your TaxSlayer Gator Bowl Champion t-shirt, Looch

Remember when Texags for years claimed Texas high school football talent was soft and overrated?   Because I do.  

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Remember when Texags for years claimed Texas high school football talent was soft and overrated?   Because I do.  

I 'member. Cause they were saying it just a year ago.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Remember when Texags for years claimed Texas high school football talent was soft and overrated?   Because I do.  

This year is different. Some of them are obviously SEC ready by joining aggy.

1 hour ago, Get ln My Van said:

 Life would be less enjoyable without those weird fucks to point and laugh at.

While I agree with this (as I have all my life), I am approaching the point where I think the opposite may actually be even more enjoyable.

Jimbo came through on his promise of a top two class.  Aggy just didn't understand he meant the state of Texas. 

19 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Hamm - "Sources: Jimbo has made a hire to replace Jim Turner and it will be made public this weekend. I’m told it’s an outside hire which will please Aggie fans" "

Does not take a lot to please them. Give them a mason jar of jizz and they are happy.

Has the aggy propaganda machine ever published a sentence like this: "Jimbo has made a hire.  I'm told it's a hire that will not excite fans or recruits"

52 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Back-to-back #3 classes, but the "big money alums" are going to turn up the heat on Herman because of recruiting deficiencies...

This. Plus a solid win against ousux and a absolute beat down of SEC SEC SEC powehouse Georgia.

I can see why they are pissed...eyeroll gif.

You listen to chin pubes to remind yourself of the aggy inferiority complex. Poooor aggy.

Edited by BigSwingingD
Texifornia beat me to it.

Just now, Terry Silver said:

Has the aggy propaganda machine ever published a sentence like this: "Jimbo has made a hire.  I'm told it's a hire that will not excite fans or recruits"

“Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Lol

B6-FCF7-BF-B8-F8-4-E06-B7-FD-820560-F966

It's a sad day when a relative unknown on the internet gets scooped by a complete unknown...

2 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Does the Russell signing change their ranking?

Just checked. Nah, they’re still fucked.

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Does the Russell signing change their ranking?

It vaults them into 4th. 

 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

But the big money donors are going to force him out...sure. Looch is not so much of a journalist but a fanfiction writer.

Maybe you missed the part where High School coaches see right through Herman.

 

That's fucking terrifying.

17 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

I haven't followed this one at all and know nothing about the guy, so I was shocked, shocked I tell you to see the rankings disparity here. 

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Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

I haven't followed this one at all and know nothing about the guy, so I was shocked, shocked I tell you to see the rankings disparity here. 

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It actually lowered their ave player ranking a bit.

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

 

Maybe you missed the part where High School coaches see right through Herman.

 

That's fucking terrifying.

They see right over Jimbo Baggins.

35 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Hamm - "Sources: Jimbo has made a hire to replace Jim Turner and it will be made public this weekend. I’m told it’s an outside hire which will please Aggie fans" "

Does not take a lot to please them. Give them a mason jar of jizz and they are happy.

Maybe it'll be Hamm himself. He's certainly been hired to work outside recently and is currently considering job offers.

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

To be fair, those were unofficial visits...

It takes a lot to get nailed for a recruiting violation at FSU. In this case, though, Candi was the one getting nailed and violated.

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I haven't followed this one at all and know nothing about the guy, so I was shocked, shocked I tell you to see the rankings disparity here. 

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Liucci's 'National Avg' Rating makes zero sense. You're supposed to find an average ranking, then apply your own rating system to said rankings. '86.9' means absolutely nothing in a vacuum.

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It was between A&M and....

Arkansas

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

it was between A&M and Arkansas

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Edited by SwanderedTalent

Greyshirts don't count towards the current cycle, right? So theoretically, grayshirting all of your academic risks removes the risk of having them count against your class while failing to qualify? 

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Greyshirts don't count towards the current cycle, right? So theoretically, grayshirting all of your academic risks removes the risk of having them count against your class while failing to qualify? 

Theoretically, but that doesn’t mean they won’t count in the 247 rankings. 

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