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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Looch is still bitching and moaning about the rankings.  His is the post in green.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3020860

Thank you Bru for filling our offseason with aggy tears. Those redneck bitches aren't going to be able to sit for months.

4 hours ago, Sejjr said:

It is hilarious that aggy dipshits like Playmaker and Daddy98 think they are “studying tape” when they watch Hudl highlights. 

There is some value to highlights.  IMHO the most valuable information is what you DON'T see in a collection of clips.  OL that you don't see getting out on screens and mauling a DB.  WRs that you don't see making catches against tight coverage or running crisp routes with sharp cuts.  LBs who make all their plays filling inside but you never see them in coverage.

When those are absent, there is usually a good reason for it.  Bastiat described this tendency in economists.  It applies to many other fields of endeavor.

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There is only one difference between a bad economist and a good one: the bad economist confines himself to the visible effect; the good economist takes into account both the effect that can be seen and those effects that must be foreseen.

 

13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I haven't given it much thought, I guess, but have they already lost 3 guys from the 2018 class? Strong, Parker, and Moore. Are there any others already? I know Sternberger is gone, but that's different. What about the Tank dude? I thought he was rumored to be leaving too. Anyway, that's a minimum of 4 guys out of 23 who are gone early, 1 to the NFL and 3 to abject failure.

I'm betting that class ends up being a lot worse than it looks on paper. 

Strong, Parker, Moore, and Sternberger are already gone. Barton Clement is the long lost brother of Kardell Thomas. Max Wright doesn't have any knees. Vernon Jackson is playing RB when he's definitely a better fit at DE/LBer. Johnson and Prince were takes so they could keep Preston. Jeremiah Martin was apparently way undersized when he showed up on campus. 

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10 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

they catfishes themselves.

 

*got dammit

New board name

41 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I'm betting that class ends up being a lot worse than it looks on paper. 

The aggy 2018 class and our 2017 class will be interesting test cases. Herman came in and said he wouldn’t go star chasing in his transition class because they hadn’t had enough time to vet some of those guys, while Jimbo did the exact opposite. 

Stupid sips, coach dumbo can smell the talent a mile away. He can coach a 2 star up to a 5 star. Just wait and see he will have the best $EC West Team in Texas for as long as he coaches here.

How is that guy a functioning adult?  Seriously.  247 had aggy ahead of us and was behind the composite ranking.  JFC he's dumb as a box of hair.

On 2/13/2019 at 10:19 PM, Bevo14 said:

Thank you Bru for filling our offseason with aggy tears. Those redneck bitches aren't going to be able to sit for months.

UGA broke them.  Bru was the reagent for the firestorm.

I wonder what muster is going to be like this year.

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

UGA broke them.  Bru was the reagent for the firestorm.

I wonder what muster is going to be like this year.

Don't forget Tyler Owens's fifth star

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I wonder what muster is going to be like this year.

What it looks like every other year.  1930s era Berlin.

 

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Don't forget Tyler Owens's fifth star

We definitely scored a hat trick on aggy with Georgia, Bru and Owens.

37 minutes ago, Scholz said:

What it looks like every other year.  1930s era Berlin.

 

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Hard to blame them, considering 1939 was the aggy pinnacle of achievement. 

On 2/13/2019 at 7:52 PM, golfclap said:

I guess you should probably add Deneric Prince and Brian Johnson to the list as they were baked in attrition. They were the 2 Manvel kids that Aggie added to ensure that they'd land Preston. Although Johnson played a lot on STs and only has to beat out Roney Elam and/or Antonio Howard to nail down a spot on the 2-deep at Nickel. 

 

 

I also think you should pencil in Barton Clement because the guy can barely bend at all and can't run 5 yards at a time (no hyperbole) - just check the first few plays of the 3rd team offense in this vid :: 

 

digging through a&m practice videos to find third team offense drills of barton clement to own the libs.

although to be fair, he does look a bit rough here.

7 minutes ago, bizzle said:

digging through a&m practice videos to find third team offense drills of barton clement to own the libs.

although to be fair, he does look a bit rough here.

You dont have to dig far. Clement has always looked like shit. 

On 11/24/2018 at 9:44 PM, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

 

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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It's so great because of how terribly wrong you were while simultaneously exposing your deepest sports insecurities. It's almost like you've caused all of our good fortune since that night.*

 

*(Big 12 Championship Game excluded because that sucked)

On 2/13/2019 at 1:55 PM, golfclap said:

Aggy from 247 are ranking the players in their 2019 class - these are always good for a few choice quotes ... 

First we have "Playmaker" who fancies himself a scout 

 

He could be right about Cupp. The rest reads like a fan talking about their class, albeit with a couple of odd additions to his top 10. That was a good introduction before the next poster and Daddy98 truly descended into madness. Thanks @golfclap

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

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1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:

It's so great because of how terribly wrong you were while simultaneously exposing your deepest sports insecurities. It's almost like you've caused all of our good fortune since that night.*

 

*(Big 12 Championship Game excluded because that sucked)

I remember when we signed our 2017 class and satya melodramatically declared the Texas brand dead. lulz.

You went off on all this bullshit about how old current recruits were when VY played, A&M in the SEC, etc. One year later, we signed the #3 class in the nation, including landing 10 of the top 13 players in-state (not to mention we passed on one of the 3 we didn’t get because he could barely crack 5 seconds in the 40 as a safety). Two years later, we signed the #3 class in the nation once again and utilized the Texas brand all over the country in doing so.

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

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One wonders when, at some point, one might rethink one’s worldview. 

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I remember when we signed our 2017 class and satya melodramatically declared the Texas brand dead. lulz.

You went off on all this bullshit about how old current recruits were when VY played, A&M in the SEC, etc. One year later, we signed the #3 class in the nation, including landing 10 of the top 13 players in-state (not to mention we passed on one of the 3 we didn’t get because he could barely crack 5 seconds in the 40 as a safety). Two years later, we signed the #3 class in the nation once again and utilized the Texas brand all over the country in doing so.

The Texas brand is dead. Long live the Texas brand. 

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4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I remember when we signed our 2017 class and satya melodramatically declared the Texas brand dead. lulz.

You went off on all this bullshit about how old current recruits were when VY played, A&M in the SEC, etc. One year later, we signed the #3 class in the nation, including landing 10 of the top 13 players in-state (not to mention we passed on one of the 3 we didn’t get because he could barely crack 5 seconds in the 40 as a safety). Two years later, we signed the #3 class in the nation once again and utilized the Texas brand all over the country in doing so.

I don’t know if you stated this somewhere or what, but I assume your handle on shaggy was UTLawnhorn? Not sure I spelled it right, but you get what I am saying. 

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t know if you stated this somewhere or what, but I assume your handle on shaggy was UTLawnhorn? Not sure I spelled it right, but you get what I am saying. 

He's whichever poster who used "lulz" in every post 

56 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t know if you stated this somewhere or what, but I assume your handle on shaggy was UTLawnhorn?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t know if you stated this somewhere or what, but I assume your handle on shaggy was UTLawnhorn? Not sure I spelled it right, but you get what I am saying. 

Yep. Got rid of the email I signed up with and couldn’t remember the password so here we are.

1 hour ago, Fud said:

He's whichever poster who used "lulz" in every post 

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  • 4 months later...

Looks like the Aggy CBs are on the OL diet plan as well. This dude needed to added 30 pounds but there is no possible way that he added 30 pounds of muscle, so ... 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

Looks like the Aggy CBs are on the OL diet plan as well. This dude needed to added 30 pounds but there is no possible way that he added 30 pounds of muscle, so ... 

 

 

 

Probably ran a sub 5.00 40 and made the other DBs feel bad, so Jimbo is trying to defuse the situation

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Looks like the Aggy CBs are on the OL diet plan as well. This dude needed to added 30 pounds but there is no possible way that he added 30 pounds of muscle, so ... 

 

 

 

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  • 1 month later...
On 11/24/2018 at 9:44 PM, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

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2 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

What's Jimbo's signature win at atm?  Kentucky?  NC State?  Or do close losses count too?

Clemson.

7 OT regular season LSU, they engraved rings with the score because their bowl game didn’t matter.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is pretty great tbh

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Our secondary seemed to hold up pretty well against Georgia (SEC SEC SEC)

 

our secondary is stacked with terrible players whose presence should scare off any recruits that want to see the field, because we're so deep

OK

11 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Our secondary seemed to hold up pretty well against Georgia (SEC SEC SEC)

 

And that vaunted Mizzou offense in 2017. Best in the SEC.

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36 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

What's Jimbo's signature win at atm?  Kentucky?  NC State?  Or do close losses count too?

I'd say the bottom line on his 10 year guaranteed contract would be his signature. That's the win.

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6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd say the bottom line on his 10 year guaranteed contract would be his signature. That's the win.

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^^^^ Should end any more discussion on that subject. Obvious nail driven home. Case closed. Well done sir.

  • 4 weeks later...

it's funnier to click the link that Hamm Lite gave :: 

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