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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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Jesus......Carrington lives in their heads rent free

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3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Is Karen that batshit crazy stalker from FL that followed Fisher to TX?

Yes.

6 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Is Karen that batshit crazy stalker from FL that followed Fisher to TX?

This has great potential for not only recruiting but her reaction to the aggy roller coaster this season.

So Leal is just burning OVs. To break it down for Karen this trip is about the same distance as from the pain doctor in the Woodlands to that pharmacy in Conroe

So he’s using one of his 5 free trips to go to a place just up the highway that  he’s been to numerous times already?  Sounds reasonable. 

he’s also got the chance to live and play the next 4 years anywhere in the country he chooses, and after all his free vaycays he’s going to settle on college station, tx?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Pretty amazing that aggy inherited that weird stalker bitch into their fan base. She acts like she is the new resident Jimbo expert, dropping all kinds of Tallahassee knowledge. Unfortunately she doesn’t realize that we have been watching the annual aggy shit-show for years, and few things are as consistent in life as the aggy roller coaster. 

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2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Pretty amazing that aggy inherited that weird stalker bitch into their fan base. She acts like she is the new resident Jimbo expert, dropping all kinds of Tallahassee knowledge. Unfortunately she doesn’t realize that we have been watching the annual aggy shit-show for years, and few things are as consistent in life as the aggy roller coaster. 

The amazing thing is that it took this long for that lunatic and the aggie fan base to find each other. They were made for each other. 

9 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Pretty amazing that aggy inherited that weird stalker bitch into their fan base. She acts like she is the new resident Jimbo expert, dropping all kinds of Tallahassee knowledge. Unfortunately she doesn’t realize that we have been watching the annual aggy shit-show for years, and few things are as consistent in life as the aggy roller coaster. 

She doesn't know shit about Tallahassee. I can tell from reading all of her comments. I went to grad school there (UT undergrad) and my wife is an FSU alum that comes from a big FSU booster family. My son is a sophomore there now.

That woman doesn't know shit about Tallahassee or that program.

Leal's mother has allowed him take this official visit to Texas this weekend.  From what I can see on the recruiting sites, she is with him.  If she was on board with JimBeambo's hard nose Hullaboo aggy no visit policy, then she would have nipped this visit in the bud.  Say what they like, but I like our chances for a flip.   

1 minute ago, TBGFL said:

That woman doesn't know shit about Tallahassee or that program.

Fact. One of my best friends played baseball there and is a huge fan and booster. 

She is batshit crazy though. I think the odds of her ending up on the news seems pretty fucking high. 

Why do all Jimbo's superfans seem like lonely, old, 6-cat-crazy, leather handbags?

 

Edited by nycHorn

wow, that is hilarious, an old hag and a beta male talking about pussies, vaginas, and limp dicks. 

54 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Leal's mother has allowed him take this official visit to Texas this weekend.  From what I can see on the recruiting sites, she is with him.  If she was on board with JimBeambo's hard nose Hullaboo aggy no visit policy, then she would have nipped this visit in the bud.  Say what they like, but I like our chances for a flip.   

Sir! I take offense at you besmirching my bourbon of choice, by associating it with Aggy. 

Cease forthwith. Forsooth and stuff. 

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

Sir! I take offense at you besmirching my bourbon of choice, by associating it with Aggy. 

Cease forthwith. Forsooth and stuff. 

Jim Beam as your bourbon of choice? I feel like your life could be enhanced greatly.

5 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Jim Beam as your bourbon of choice? I feel like your life could be enhanced greatly.

so could my budget. 

the struggle is real, yo

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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That poor dog.....prolly just going to walk into oncoming traffic one day to end it all 

33 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Karen seems fucking weird

So what you are saying she is now their queen. 

Sir! I take offense at you besmirching my bourbon of choice, by associating it with Aggy. 
Cease forthwith. Forsooth and stuff. 
You have an affinity for big pharma? I think Jimbo "adderall aggy" Fisher is more accurate..

I mean seriously, watch one of his pressers.
5 hours ago, Machinator said:

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aggy is just pissed that Bryan stole the sign they give to sheep.

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58 minutes ago, randygilman said:

That is the greatest post on aggyscoop ever

Yep. But it’s still a young site. I’m sure that drivel will be eclipsed.

31 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

That poor dog.....prolly just going to walk into oncoming traffic one day to end it all 

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i still sit in aw that there are human beings out there that literally think the way these sheep fuckers do.  i mean seriously reading some of this shit, i wonder, how many times these people rubbed shit on the walls and stalls in school, pick their nose and eat it still, and sell their EBT cards for liquor.   no way in fuck anyone with a brain cell thinks like these people do.

 

i also weep for humanity being a high school football player and saying the words.  A&M has been my dream school and i grew up loving them.   Talk about aiming low. seetling for the fat chick at 2am and staying a virgin til your 30's 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

i still sit in aw that there are human beings out there that literally think the way these sheep fuckers do.  i mean seriously reading some of this shit, i wonder, how many times these people rubbed shit on the walls and stalls in school, pick their nose and eat it still, and sell their EBT cards for liquor.   no way in fuck anyone with a brain cell thinks like these people do.

 

i also weep for humanity being a high school football player and saying the words.  A&M has been my dream school and i grew up loving them.   Talk about aiming low. seetling for the fat chick at 2am and staying a virgin til your 30's 

Well shit, which one is it?

10 hours ago, Leanderman said:

I would not surprise me one bit if Brewster is calling Leal every five minutes.

Brewster is probably shadowing the poor kid.

29 minutes ago, Fug said:

How is Baylor not on there?

 

The article was written in 2012.

4 hours ago, TBGFL said:

She doesn't know shit about Tallahassee. I can tell from reading all of her comments. I went to grad school there (UT undergrad) and my wife is an FSU alum that comes from a big FSU booster family. My son is a sophomore there now.

That woman doesn't know shit about Tallahassee or that program.

She's probably akita in drag

3 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Are we certain Karen isn’t simply cross-dressing Jimbo?

They say getting cuked changes a man...

12 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

They say getting cuked changes a man...

He was cucked and also fucked with a cucumber? That was a bad year for old Jimbo.

9 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Does Jimbo really call him Brew?

Brewdog, yo.  (pops collar)

9 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Does Jimbo really call him Brew?

In their weird, demented fantasy world where they talk to each other with trite comic book superhero lines: yes.

  Poor Karen, can't even find love and happiness by following a cuck.

11 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Does Jimbo really call him Brew?

Only when he’s watching him bang Candi. 

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