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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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15 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Is Karen that batshit crazy stalker from FL that followed Fisher to TX?

I'm thinking "Karen" may be some goober like Daniel Jospeh Figurelli, the racist cuckboy. 

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Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

3 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

Sounds like something a cuck would say.

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Just now, South Austin said:

damn double post

 

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At the end of the day, when you adderall up, aggy is still stuck with Jimblo and no way out for the forseeable future. Pooooor aggy.

5 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

Yes

 

16 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

I'm afraid so. I'm sorry about the ex wife cheating on you in the past. 

20 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

At the end of the day, when you adderall up, aggy is still stuck with Jimblo and no way out for the forseeable future. Pooooor aggy.

Thank you for not proof-reading, very nice.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I'm thinking "Karen" may be some goober like Daniel Jospeh Figurelli, the racist cuckboy. 

it's been Taylor Hamm the entire time 

At this point, it's pretty obvious that Karen is none other than the freakin' Hamm. I mean..."she" resides in the Woodlands and is going after EJ.

that's a long game though - her twitter account is from 2014. No way am I going back to see if she was this fucking stupid and creepy then. maybe DFigs bought an old twitter account -- he was in the buying and selling troll accounts game, wasn't he? 

 

a quick google shows this kind of shit in 2015 though ...  146k tweets and over 9000 photos and videos.😕

 

I'm going with Jimbo Aggin's son by another father. That 5'9" QB that is definitely the fruit of Candi's loins but probably a seed planted by some Samwise Gamgee or other.

Two kinds of crazy merging here to form a mutation -  kinda an east Texas version of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

19 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Can we get Karen a surly account?  Shit would be lit.

Be careful what you wish for.

Just now, Sejjr said:

Be careful what you wish for.

Seriously. Wait til the rollercoaster starts flying down, surly starts having a schadenfreude party, and she has a psychotic break.

Or at least more of a psychotic break than usual.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

OK, "SMUrf" is actually kinda funny:

 

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But it's more circumstantial evidence that "Karen" is actually someone else. 

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

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But it's more circumstantial evidence that "Karen" is actually someone else. 

I'm changing my answer to Gargamel.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

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But it's more circumstantial evidence that "Karen" is actually someone else. 

Yeah, that's gotta be Hamm.

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Yeah, that's gotta be Hamm.

The same Hamm who will never accept that he is the true Smurf. There can only be one Smurf and that is Hamm. Hamm the Toilet Smurf.

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And how would she be in the know about SMU and Sir Smurfalot?  This is a grudge match (read: cat fight). 

Edited by cafe society

They threw a party because some crazy guy tore down a fence. They'll damn sure adopt a female, 90 years old or not. She'll have some puff painted overalls covering her Depends, and she'll be sawing away with the rest of them after another ran out of time.

She will start calling Finebaum's show and will be the aggy version of "Phyllis" the Bama homer.  

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22 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

They threw a party because some crazy guy tore down a fence. They'll damn sure adopt a female, 90 years old or not. She'll have some puff painted overalls covering her Depends, and she'll be sawing away with the rest of them after another ran out of time.

They streamed the bbq party on texags  and its about what you would expect. I found one clip and will let the video speak for itself.

 

Aggy bbq

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Man, that's HS.

HS only counts until you get that acceptance letter from a college or start a job. Whether you are a stud or a regular student or a maintenance guy, nobody cares about HS after HS. (Vince HS film excepted.)

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

And how would she be in the know about SMU and Sir Smurfalot?  This is a grudge match (read: cat fight). 

She knew way too much about both state of Texas recruiting history and Tom Herman to be who she claims to be. Now we can add $9.95er spats to that list.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

sausage ag with the self pown.  What's the big deal, 'I've seen our players on 6th and at ACL several times.'

Meanwhile we're all, finally a staff that sells Austin instead relying on Austin to sell itself.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

Can't wait for the gomers to drive off Leal when their posts get seen by him.

Yeah, nobody from Texas ever gets drafted or has success in the nfl. 

These guys also seem to forget the records of the two teams last season, or believe that their schedule was much tougher than ours. 

We all routinely drive an hour and a half after a night on 6th St, right?  Those dipshits. 

Love Herman pimping our fair city. 

We all routinely drive an hour and a half after a night on 6th St, right?  Those dipshits. 
Love Herman pimping our fair city. 
Driving back and forth is always a good idea when there's more alcohol than blood flowing through your veins..

Oh I understand now. “College town” is aggy parlance for shitty cow town.

Hey, sausageag, so it’s a good selling point to aggy recruits that they only have to drive close to 2 hrs for things that interest them? Regard.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Oh I understand now. “College town” is aggy parlance for shitty cow town.

Hey, sausageag, so it’s a good selling point to aggy recruits that they only have to drive close to 2 hrs for things that interest them? Regard.

They used to have to drive to LaGrange and pay to get laid.  

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