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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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  • Kill Switch
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    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
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    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

One of friends kids goes to a College Station high school and was going to be starting QB next year...   Jimbo’s son transferred in already and you can guess who’s starting now.

Edited by Hook1997

I have to spend a week in Conroe next week. I am sure I will here all the latest scoop on dumbo and his cruits while I am there.

21 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

One of friends kids goes to a College Station high schools and was going to be starting QB next year...   Jimbo’s son transferred in already and you can guess who’s starting now.

Maybe the kid's just really good... I mean, his father is clearly an athletic beast...

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

And they still have him listed as 100% to FSU. I'm sure they don't update those often but that kid won't even get a look from FSU. Too small.

I feel for the kid though. Gets yanked out of a school and a city he's lived in for 11 years right before his senior year.

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I have to spend a week in Conroe next week. I am sure I will here all the latest scoop on dumbo and his cruits while I am there.

Say hi to crazy Karen for us

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Say hi to crazy Karen for us

I think she lives in the Woodlands, not Conroe.

How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB?

What was the shortest CFB QB? Flutie at 5’10?

 

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I think she lives in the Woodlands, not Conroe.

You know as well as I do there ain't much of a difference

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB?

What was the shortest CFB QB? Flutie at 5’10?

 

Pretty sure Lil Satan at OU is around 5'2

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

You know as well as I do there ain't much of a difference

Property values dictate otherwise, but yes, the two are close enough that said camper could pay a visit to Hamm's sock.

Clemson, Alabama, and Barn conceded. No talk of LSU? It’s like the last 6 years never happened. 

This is how I predict  it will happen. LSU run on first for 5 yrds. Run on second for 9 yards. Run on first for 3 yds. Run on second for 11 yrds. Continue until score is 35-14. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Coaster found a higher tract 

I don't even blame them at this point. Every talking head and guest on the SEC Network is telling Aggy they'll win 9 games this season. While Aggy has already anoited Jimbo, the SEC Network is holding a coronation for him. I'm sure SEC Media Days will be on full on verbal Jimbo fellatio. 

Thanks Jameis? 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

"How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB? "

He will be a great extra point holder for the gomers.

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18 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

So he's already 4 inches taller than his dad...

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

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10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Hobbit genes check out. 

His kid looks more like Jerry Lee Lewis than Jimbo.  Killer and Candi had a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.  

Edited by lemonandaturd

48 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB? "

He will be a great extra point holder for the gomers.

12th milkman?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB?

What was the shortest CFB QB? Flutie at 5’10?

 

Kyler Murray

40 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

I thought I saw a picture of Jimbo and "his son" standing next to each other at a camp recently, and "his son" was towering over him in height... maybe

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Kyler Murray

Google says Kyler is 5’11. 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB?

What was the shortest CFB QB? Flutie at 5’10?

 

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On 5/10/2018 at 12:28 PM, TBGFL said:

I feel bad for Trey Fisher. The kid is going into his senior year at North Florida Christian in Tallahassee and he's being forced to leave. I think he's supposed to be the starting QB this year too. 

 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB?

What was the shortest CFB QB? Flutie at 5’10?

 

Chase Daniel in NFL was listed at a generous 6'.

May be this kid grows a couple more inches his senior year.

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You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for 2 years....

I take it no one here saw Danny Akers play QB at Texas. He’s the only QB I’ve ever seen who stood perfectly upright when he was “under center.”

1 hour ago, PHLaggie said:

 

Chase Daniel in NFL was listed at a generous 6'.

May be this kid grows a couple more inches his senior year.

His dad is 5'8" when he's wearing his lifts so....I doubt it

4 hours ago, TBGFL said:

His dad is 5'8" when he's wearing his lifts so....I doubt it

Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

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9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

So, Candi was behind the barn measuring the jockey?

Wow mass suicide watch incoming when they go 4-8. 
Virtually impossible with their schedule. Sleep walk 6 wins.
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12 hours ago, Waterface said:

Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

I’m going to be honest, I have no idea what this means. And I’m alarmed that you’re walking around free in public. 

You can bet your ass that Bilbo and the rest of the shire will be negative recruiting the fuck out of Herman offering WRs from CA.

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

You can bet your ass that Bilbo and the rest of the shire will be negative recruiting the fuck out of Herman offering WRs from CA.

Of course we can point out that aggy has offered 13 OOS WRs to our 7 OOS offers...

17 hours ago, Waterface said:

Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

May I suggest a username change to waterhead?

1 hour ago, rickyspub said:

Of course we can point out that aggy has offered 13 OOS WRs to our 7 OOS offers...

Um, that's because Jimbo is an elite NATIONAL recruiter. Do you ever browse texags?

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The black jersey is just ugly as sin

Pretty sure that's a photoshop of Patrick Ewing on the bottom right

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The black jersey is just ugly as sin

Covering his eyes in the bottom left cause he even knows how ugly that shit is 

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