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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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On 4/20/2018 at 4:36 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Dabo is going in dry on aggy.  That is going to be fun to watch.  aggy can "get up" for Alabama because of SEC Saban envy, but those clowns disrespect Clemson.  Clemson is not SECSECSEC.   Alas, Starkel is going to get ragdolled by that DL.  

aggy will probably see all of their qb's ragdolled in that game.  Expect a DB to be the starting qb for the next game.

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7 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

aggy will probably see all of their qb's ragdolled in that game.  Expect a DB to be the starting qb for the next game.

You can't hurt this guy.  Eats nails for breakfast.

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2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You can't hurt this guy.  Eats nails for breakfast.

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Oh my god.....it's the anti-derp!

NM, that guy is going to get broken in half.

I'm still wondering how Candicuck is going to start everyone at once that he has made that promise to.

27 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You can't hurt this guy.  Eats nails for breakfast.

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That is a fuckton of sunshine

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Michael Johnson Jr. - #4 DUAL QB - 

 

His dad coaches at Oregon and he's a Miami lean, and it's not like either one of those schools will shy away from funny recruiting. LeGendre makes a lot of sense considering Kansas' coaching staff is going to get fired. LSU probably takes Quad Brown after they lose Gunnell, but maybe they take two?

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31 minutes ago, Fud said:

His dad coaches and Oregon and he's a Miami lean, and it's not like either one of those schools will shy away from funny recruiting. LeGendre makes a lot of sense considering Kansas' coaching staff is going to get fired. LSU probably takes Quad Brown after they lose Gunnell, but maybe they take two?

LeGendre makes the most sense but who knows with Captain Gumbo in charge. 

I wouldn't count out Jaylen Daniels somehow surprisingly committing to Aggy considering the methods. 

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

aggy will probably see all of their qb's ragdolled in that game.  Expect a DB to be the starting qb for the next game.

Agreed, who ever Jimbo wants as the starting QB this year will not be the starting QB for the Clemson game... fully expect the... well our starting QB went down... what did you expect... temper the expectations now that we are forced to play a backup until out "starter" heals (which of course he won't)

More details on the big aggy recruiting weekend. 

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I mentioned this on the radio this morning, and after thinking about it, I don't think we talked about it on the boards.

Anyway, Texas A&M is looking to host a recruiting event for their top targets on the second weekend in June. It's looking like Javonne ShepherdKenyon GreenIsaiah SpillerBobby WolfeErick Young, etc, and a bunch of commits will attend. 

I've heard they'll set up non-football style competitions (Xbox/PlayStation tournaments, board games, tug of war, charades, scavenger hunts) throughout the day with visitors put on teams. 

This is also the scheduled visit dates for out of state prospects Adrian MedleyHunter Rayburn, and Nakobe Dean

We'll release the visitor list when we get a more comprehensive grasp on everything. 

Board games, charades AND scavenger hunts??? Count me all the way the fuck in.

I've heard they'll set up non-football style competitions (Xbox/PlayStation tournaments, board games, tug of war, charades, scavenger hunts) throughout the day with visitors put on teams. 

Christ on a cracker what an unbelievably lame ass event and town.  At least they're being honest about what they have to offer.

OMG.  They're going to ask Kenyon Green and Javonne Shepherd to play competitive charades?  You can't make this shit up.

I love video games and board games but that's about the last thing I would want to do as a top recruit on a visit to a school.

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

OMG.  They're going to ask Kenyon Green and Javonne Shepherd to play competitive charades?  You can't make this shit up.

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 Javonne Shepherd, Kenyon Green, Isaiah Spiller, Bobby Wolfe, Erick Young, etc, and a bunch of commits will attend. 

 

Stripling? Strangely absent given the group listed above. 

 

 

Thank god that is their strategy. I was worried they might fall ass backwards into a fun weekend making Kenyon and Javonne a tough pull.

I will say, Jimbo's recruited to Tally before this, which is known for wild visit weekends. I bet once the Uno cards and copies of FIFA are put away it'll get significantly rowdier.

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Just now, Enchubben said:

Thank god that is their strategy. I was worried they might fall ass backwards into a fun weekend making Kenyon and Javonne a tough pull.

Coach Cuck might make charades fun.

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I will say, Jimbo's recruited to Tally before this, which is known for wild visit weekends. I bet once the Uno cards and copies of FIFA are put away it'll get significantly rowdier.

FAMU didn't move to college station.

 

 

Nor did the FSU student body. 

 

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

FAMU didn't move to college station.

 

 

Nor did the FSU student body. 

 

This.  

I knew a few FSU athletes.  They all said that FAMU was the real recruiting draw for FSU track, football, and basketball.  

I hope they take the Clear Lake kid. I feel like he'd be an excellent fit in Jimbo's brilliant offense. 

Candi or Krazy Karen talked them into this. Naked Twister may be added later.

Aggy about to hire Leah Knight to help in recruiting. Apparently she’s very talented in what she does 

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Haha EJ's probably right, which means he scooped TexAgs

 

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8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy about to hire Leah Knight to help in recruiting. Apparently she’s very talented in what she does 

She left Bama? 

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

She left Bama? 

she's been at Colorado State on Bobo's staff. 

 

so to speak. 

21 minutes ago, golfclap said:

she's been at Colorado State on Bobo's staff. 

 

so to speak. 

Actually she left csu for bama last year and just retired from bama in February 

I kind of hate that all young women know the model trick of throwing your camera-side shoulder back. There's rarely a genuine looking photo of women anymore. I shake my aging fist at this.

She is pretty.

Charades and scavenger hunts (there can't be any nice prizes, I would guess) sounds like the cat's meow, homies. Brewster will be getting jiggy wid it.

50 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Actually she left csu for bama last year and just retired from bama in February 

Theres got to be a story there. She was at bama for 1 year and then “retires?” Shes an alabama native. That all seems...weird. 

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy about to hire Leah Knight to help in recruiting. Apparently she’s very talented in what she does 

Sucking chrome off trailer hitches or golf balls through garden hoses? Man this is the age of specialization 

8 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I remember when Perroni used to be semi-decent (for an aggy). 

As usual, all aggy commits are 100% committed.

Going to be hilarious when Banks commits to aggy when before he was considered a Texas lean they were all saying he's to skinny and small to play in the SEC! and he's a bdf type player.

3 hours ago, txhorns said:

I love video games and board games but that's about the last thing I would want to do as a top recruit on a visit to a school.

 

what else is there for them to do there?......Wht they wont tell the recruits is that those activities are only available when the 'station is lit!....usually it is boring as hell there.

So aggy is banking on Green and Shepherd plus JAG's from Florida that none of the big 3 in-state schools want for OL?  Going to be glorious if we get Shepherd.

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So aggy is banking on Green and Shepherd plus JAG's from Florida that none of the big 3 in-state schools want for OL?  Going to be glorious if we get Shepherd.

I still think us outbidding for Leal would be funnier 

Make fun of them all you want, that scavenger hunt is going to be a bunch of dudes running around an open field looking for bags of cash.

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Make fun of them all you want, that scavenger hunt is going to be a bunch of dudes running around an open field looking for bags of cash.

A game that impossible for any of the recruits to win if the sacks of cash are placed on the campus grass.

So Gunnell coming out to the event next weekend was.... just a big charade???

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

So Gunnell coming out to the event next weekend was.... just a big charade???

Ran out of reality

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