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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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  • Kill Switch
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  • Walden Ponderer
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    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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The coaster, she ticks higher and higher

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

did anyone see the QB's Throwing thread? imart's reply is peak fucking aggy. 

Hamm Lite glossing on how great the 12019 QB recruiting is going ::

I love the bolded sentence BTW 

imart your favorite aggy inside with the reply ::

 

Now you can knock Rumlin for a lot of things but QB recruiting? (I'm not talking about the way they were handled)

POWER. FUCKING. MOVES. 

He does know that most of these unofficial visits, especially to College fucking Station  get “reimbursed” in some form for their expenses right?

Jesus, that dumbass acts like no recruit has ever taken an UOV to angry before.  

If Shepherd isn't there, the Marine must have called him to tell him they've pulled his offer and have recruited over him with the 3 JAGs they have on campus right now.

1 minute ago, PNWhornsfan said:

If Shepherd isn't there, the Marine must have called him to tell him they've pulled his offer and have recruited over him with the 3 JAGs they have on campus right now.

I believe the texags phrase for this is "If Jim Turner wants him, he might as well be a 5*."

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Wood. 

Im sure Jimbo can tell you all about her interview.

My actual guess is that even with their war chest this year, they still don't have enough $$$ to go around and they're trusting the Marine to produce more studs from the JAGs.  After getting torched by Wake Forest, I'm sure they're probably spending a small fortune on Wolfe and Banks and hoping that doesn't happen again.  And if Nakobe Dean is serious about the Ags, the only way that makes any sense is if there's a ton of $$$ on the table.

I believe the texags phrase for this is "If The Marine wants him, he might as well be a 5*."

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52 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

My actual guess is that even with their war chest this year, they still don't have enough $$$ to go around and they're trusting the Marine to produce more studs from the JAGs.  After getting torched by Wake Forest, I'm sure they're probably spending a small fortune on Wolfe and Banks and hoping that doesn't happen again.  And if Nakobe Dean is serious about the Ags, the only way that makes any sense is if there's a ton of $$$ on the table.

When you use the term “small fortune”, what is the ballpark of what you’d think a small fortune is? Would you say, like, $70,000 is a small fortune for a guy like Banks? Or were you thinking more or less than that? Hypothetically. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

When you use the term “small fortune”, what is the ballpark of what you’d think a small fortune is? Would you say, like, $70,000 is a small fortune for a guy like Banks? Or were you thinking more or less than that? Hypothetically. 

Wow.

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

When you use the term “small fortune”, what is the ballpark of what you’d think a small fortune is? Would you say, like, $70,000 is a small fortune for a guy like Banks? Or were you thinking more or less than that? Hypothetically. 

Even more green for Green?

Just look at d1 basketball to figure out what cheating teams are paying. A top b-ball recruit will make $100k. So I figure Auburn, Alabama, etc. are paying $50k for a 4 Star and $75-100k for a 5 Star. Of course, it would not surprise me to learn that Alabama has stopped paying in the last 3 years. The program is elite so they can try to sell it as a higher likelihood of getting drafted.

paying players is by FAR the smallest expense the pigeon chested dork galoot mother fuckers have taken on in a debt proposition. 

 

100k?

really? 

 

they pretty much MUST spend that to somewhat hedge this other shit they have done 

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

When you use the term “small fortune”, what is the ballpark of what you’d think a small fortune is? Would you say, like, $70,000 is a small fortune for a guy like Banks? Or were you thinking more or less than that? Hypothetically. 

Not bad.

3 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Just like his job, his view was from the sidelines.

And his time with Candi in the bedroom. 

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Getting excited bout a kid who threw 15 TDs to 11 Ints last year. What a hard fall from Gunnell to this kid....

Pie eating contest? I wonder if it was a cream pie eating contest involving candi?

LSU rejected Aggy request to play on Thanksgiving...again

aggys keep asking. LSU keeps rejecting 

2 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Wow. They beat out Buffalo, Indiana, and UAB for the 1286th ranked prospect in the country. Very impressive.

POWER.  MOVES.  Aggy going to get 4-5 pieces of bread to commit and bump them to the #1 recruiting class.

4 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Wow. They beat out Buffalo, Indiana, and UAB for the 1286th ranked prospect in the country. Very impressive.

Don’t you realize they took him right out of FSU’s backyard? Power. Moves.

Chin pubes will be along shortly to tell us this is the type of LB it takes to win in the SEC!

2 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

How many guys can they sign this year?

Right now?  Not many, IIRC I think I saw right now the number is around 12?  But Jerry Schmidt is about to make some guys either eat vomit or transfer.

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6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

REAL. RECRUITING. Olive Garden doesn't have this much unlimited bread. 

Stupid sip.  This kid would be the top LB in Texas if he played here.

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Right now?  Not many, IIRC I think I saw right now the number is around 12?  But Jerry Schmidt is about to make some guys either eat vomit or transfer.

But I mean, what is the max signees allowed if the overall roster limit is no issue?

Jimbo is getting all the 3 stars.

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Stupid sip.  This kid would be the top LB in Texas if he played here.

No he would be a 5* if he played in texas. Get it right sip

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

When you use the term “small fortune”, what is the ballpark of what you’d think a small fortune is? Would you say, like, $70,000 is a small fortune for a guy like Banks? Or were you thinking more or less than that? Hypothetically. 

I haven't paid much attention to the Banks recruitment since his dad passed. Why are the recruiting analysts calling that recruitment messy now? 

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

I haven't paid much attention to the Banks recruitment since his dad passed. Why are the recruiting analysts calling that recruitment messy now? 

He abruptly cut off contact with us soon after the A&M OV and went from leading to being a distant second to A&M.

23 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Wow. They beat out Buffalo, Indiana, and UAB for the 1286th ranked prospect in the country. Very impressive.

He’ll be better than Malik. 

1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

He’ll be better than Malik. 

Him and RJ Orebo will be terrorizing SEC offenses for years.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

He abruptly cut off contact with us soon after the A&M OV and went from leading to being a distant second to A&M.

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4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

He abruptly cut off contact with us soon after the A&M OV and went from leading to being a distant second to A&M.

Interesting. So they're willing to play ball with a kid who would have been what, the 10th best DB last year in-state? 

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Interesting. So they're willing to play ball with a kid who would have been what, the 10th best DB last year in-state? 

They really need cornerbacks.

10 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Interesting. So they're willing to play ball with a kid who would have been what, the 10th best DB last year in-state? 

10th best DB is way better than the shit sandwich they're rolling out there now. 

quotes from the new SEC SEC SEC LBer ::

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"I always was an FSU fan, and all I knew was Jimbo Fisher," Lee said. "Meeting him in person and being able to spend some time with him, I knew [A&M] was the place for me.

"I've been an FSU fan my whole life; it always had been my dream school. But seeing what Jimbo Fisher does with his players ... to me, that's a big deal."

Consider Lee a national sleeper in recruiting, as Texas A&M was his only SEC offer. The Aggies offered the linebacker on May 24. He said he was recruited by linebackers coach Bradley Dale Peveto and, at 6-foot-1 and 210 pounds, is expected to play rover.

Lee was on campus for two full days and participated in Friday's camp. He also had the chance to view everything the school had to offer athletically and academically. It was enough to make him verbally commit.

"I like Texas A&M as a school. I like the evnrionment, and at the end of the day, you want to be at a school that cares about you and makes sure you're good," he said. "Mainly, what caught me is the graduation rate. The after-college success, they make sure that after you're done with school, they'll take care of you."

 

*environment 

Graduation rate, eh? 

Seminole Central: Florida State football APR lowest among Power Five teams

 

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