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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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So Perroni says Brewster in an NCAA social media training class because he is a dumbass.  Bryan Carrington laughs and farts in his general direction.  

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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

There are some seriously dumb motherfuckers over there.

"Hermans career is on the line" 

I'm gonna love it when Leal decommits on Sunday. We may not get him but if bama pushes, they will make him rethink everything. 

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Lulz. You could sub Leal for Shepherd and UT for aggy in that post and it would be the same thing but aggy has to cry like little bitches when it happens to them. Pathetic.

I think I figured it out...since they can get any tackles to commit to them, Aggy is loading up on interior lineman to starve the Big 12 of interior linemen in the hopes that spread offenses fail.  And then, the $EC $EC $EC can poach all of the top guys out of Texas and Aggy can celebrate all of the national titles won by Bama, LSU, Georgia, etc with Texas players.

14 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I think I figured it out...since they can get any tackles to commit to them, Aggy is loading up on interior lineman to starve the Big 12 of interior linemen in the hopes that spread offenses fail.  And then, the $EC $EC $EC can poach all of the top guys out of Texas and Aggy can celebrate all of the national titles won by Bama, LSU, Georgia, etc with Texas players.

Sounds so Aggy, it must be true. 

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Why am I not surprised to see Trump crap on his feed? Inbred.

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

That is trumpaggy. Looks like he opened a new twitter account

Edited by Longhornfrenzy

Someone needs to remind them that Jimbo promised them a no. 1 recruiting class.  They may get that after a couple more lumps of bread. Maybe ol’ Jimbo should have told them that he didn’t define how long they would have that no. 1 spot.

”we didn’t lose the no. 1 class, the croots just ran out of high school years.”

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom

40 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Someone needs to remind them that Jimbo promised them a no. 1 recruiting class.  They may get that after a couple more lumps of bread. Maybe ol’ Jimbo should have told them that he didn’t define how long they would have that no. 1 spot.

”we didn’t lose the no. 1 class, the croots just ran out of high school years.”

#1 in-state SEC class, stupid sip!

40 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Fluffing his ex-wife’s lovers cocks orally is the cause of the boomhauer speech impediment.

I mean, I knew he was eating their jizz out of her pussy, but damn he sucks the dicks too? 

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Hee hee hee. Sips are fehgs! The BDF sucks!

TV start times are a big deal! 

We're very small and look for moral victories wherever we can! We even make 'em up! Whooop!

 

I love when Aggy plays the cherry picking stats game 

5 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Fuck you aggy. 

 

 

Or the Horns are talking about wins since 1990, 1995, 2000, and 2005.  Or wins in the last 20 years. Or the last 10 years.

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Since 2011, Texas holds a 1-0 record against aggy for a 100% winning percentage. 

Is that good?

13 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

A little racist?

Nah, just weak. Youmust be thinking of the watermelon eating contest they held last week.

This is what inbreeding does, it creates generations of hopeless, ignorant,  pitiful, lost souls floundering in their inferior genetics.  (Side note, SEC is larger than the recruits names and mentioned 3 times).

6 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

That is what happens when you hire a graphic designer from high school. 

Did they really hire that high school twitter edit guy? 

It shows

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Nah, just weak. Youmust be thinking of the watermelon eating contest they held last week.

No, was thinking about the font selection that makes a G look like a C. 

REALLY pushing green hard to influence shep. It's like they don't have anything of actual substance to sell. 

Held back on the bitchin' Parental Advisory logo at the bottom.  Edit guy REALLY wanted it to do this:

Image result for parental advisory explicit content gif

Would have made it so much more rad, dudes, you have no idea...

Edited by TexLonghorn

9 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Lulz for SEC in the corner. 

That's what happens when you have no redeeming qualities for your own program. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Those count too. When were their championships they brag about?

Look in the trophy barn or on the Kroger wall.  There are just too many to remember!

That jersey on Shepherd is ass. 

Edited by Hank_Hill

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Amateur hour

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They think every graphic has to have the parental advisory warning so they end up just throwing it somewhere completely out of place every single time 

SEC logo the same size as the school logo

4 hours ago, thepop said:

Why am I not surprised to see Trump crap on his feed? Inbred.

Keep politics off this board. Thanks. 

2 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

No, was thinking about the font selection that makes a G look like a C. 

Figurelli is probably their graphics guy. Or lots of aggy fans are racists. 

4 hours ago, thepop said:

Why am I not surprised to see Trump crap on his feed? Inbred.

 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Keep politics off this board. Thanks. 

I crapped in Trumps inbred moms feed last night. There, now it belongs.

The first definition in the dictionary of a goon is a stupid person. Consequently, dumbo baggins is calling a recruit stupid. Classy move ya cuck 

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

That is trumpaggy. Looks like he opened a new twitter account

Can you get a trumpyaggy along with a trumpybear?

3 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

No, was thinking about the font selection that makes a G look like a C. 

Yes. Not very well thought out. I’m surprised. 

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