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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

The first definition in the dictionary of a goon is a stupid person. Consequently, dumbo baggins is calling a recruit stupid. Classy move ya cuck 

This is what I think of

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Is Leal flipping to Bama?

I just checked the Bama board and couldn't find anything other than he is on his ov

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For this month anyway.

He’s clearly very impressionable.

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Would still be a recruiting win for aggie because SECSECSEC.....

You joke but they consider kids going to Bama (or anywhere really) over t.u. a win.

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Is Leal flipping to Bama?

Advantage aggy.  

Would still be a recruiting win for aggie because SECSECSEC.....

They love head to head losses with Bama. “It was close this time, it really was!”
17 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


They love head to head losses with Bama. “It was close this time, it really was!”

Are we talking about Aggy or LSU? 

To be fair, you could ask their opinion on concrete and it would be the most retarded, insane  backwards ass view you’ve ever heard. Like concrete is not natural. It’s made by Jews to replace bricks. Wtf

Y'all see that? We got Longhorn Tactics ™️ now. 

Seems they really bought into the Green/Shepherd combo to aggy..

Sometimes they go way above and beyond delusional, and straight into something that not even Freud would try to evaluate.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

On Shepherd:

 

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They lost to Wake Forest. In Football.

7 hours ago, ousux said:

Seems they really bought into the Green/Shepherd combo to aggy..

Sometimes they go way above and beyond delusional, and straight into something that not even Freud would try to evaluate.

How quickly after Javonne commits to Texas does he then turn around and try to flip Kenyon from Aggy lol.

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

Amateur hour

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A few things...

As stated the “SEC” appears to be the prominent logo in the entire edit. You can only see the complete “aTm” once and the words “Texas A&M” are on there twice but when attempting to promote a brand you need to pick one logo and let that be the focus. Besides we all know their fan base as well as the rest of the S! E! C! aren’t the best at reading. Also, could they not get the two guys pictured to wear the same damn uniform? You have completely different lettering as well as coloring on both from the helmets down. Hell the fucking face masks aren’t even the same color. Next what’s up with the huge maroon void at the top and center of edit? Maybe that’d be a good place to put your logo, idk? Lastly the whole fucking thing is maroon fucking gag me. Oh and just had a baby boy born yesterday so Happy Father’s Day and Hook ‘Em to all you shaggy assholes. 

I really hope to find out one day some of those posts are Shaggy trolls. If not, holy shit. That is some Jonestown,  koolaid drinking level delusion going on there. 

4 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Is anyone else having trouble accessing the Texas 2019 recruiting thread? 

Yup.

12 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol Shepherd has broken them

It happens every cycle. Their 9.995ers out right lie to appease their fragile egos, so when things inevitably go south, all they can do is claim the other side is cheating, as it's the only possible explanation. The aggy fan base has such a problem with projection. Their coaching staff is dirtier than shit, everyone knows, even they will acknowledge it, so obviously every coaching staff is the same. Never mind, that Texas and Austin is an easier sell.

 

After Shepherd, Wright is the next recruitment aggy will lose their shit over.

Edited by HtownHorn

2 hours ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

A few things...

As stated the “SEC” appears to be the prominent logo in the entire edit. You can only see the complete “aTm” once and the words “Texas A&M” are on there twice but when attempting to promote a brand you need to pick one logo and let that be the focus. Besides we all know their fan base as well as the rest of the S! E! C! aren’t the best at reading. Also, could they not get the two guys pictured to wear the same damn uniform? You have completely different lettering as well as coloring on both from the helmets down. Hell the fucking face masks aren’t even the same color. Next what’s up with the huge maroon void at the top and center of edit? Maybe that’d be a good place to put your logo, idk? Lastly the whole fucking thing is maroon fucking gag me. Oh and just had a baby boy born yesterday so Happy Father’s Day and Hook ‘Em to all you shaggy assholes. 

Hope you are a great step father and happy fathers day. 

 

more bread.  i'm guessing jimbo didn't get the news he wanted on sheppard

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12 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

 

more bread.  i'm guessing jimbo didn't get the news he wanted on sheppard

I think we were going to look at him as the Bragg replacement at C. Not surprised aggy either pushed for, or decided to accept, his commitment before we got started. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think we were going to look at him as the Bragg replacement at C. Not surprised aggy either pushed for, or decided to accept, his commitment before we got started. 

All the interior OL!

All the interior OL!

How many recruits are they taking this year? They can’t possibly trap door in-state kids, can they?

Why does aggy keep putting the Parental Advisory label on their recruiting materials?

1 minute ago, BlueTurf said:

Why does aggy keep putting the Parental Advisory label on their recruiting materials?

They think it makes them seem edgy or tough. In truth, it's just a group of closeted homosexuals attempting power moves. 

They have 18 commits already. That is a lot of bread 

I assume that loaf of bread is the aggy staff's admission of where they stand with Sheppard?

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23 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


How many recruits are they taking this year? They can’t possibly trap door in-state kids, can they?

A lot. I don’t think they’ll trap door many in-state kids, if any. They might trap door OOS kids late. 

Another head to head win over UTSA.  Well done Jimbo.  I must admit i had my doubts about you.

A lot. I don’t think they’ll trap door many in-state kids, if any. They might trap door OOS kids late. 

Ether question then : how many are they allowed to take? I think Simone posted they already have 18 - most of it low quality bread. Reminds me of 2009 - 2013 Mack Brown.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Back to a composite average under 90.

They don’t care as they’ve already decided that jimbo is a master evaluator and lower graded commits are from the services being behind. 

56 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They have 18 commits already. That is a lot of bread 

Carbing up for the roller coaster.

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch thinks they'll be down to "4-5 scholarships by the end of the month". Works for me. 

Any guesses on their class size? 

25 for this year and how ever many they can back count.  Gonna be tons of attrition the next 15 months. 

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