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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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#3701

It is really incredible that the aggy coattail riding extends to the level of a position coach taking credit for recruiting (not actually coaching) the historical GOAT from their despised “rival.”  That shit is truly peak aggy. 

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#3702
18 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

It is really incredible that the aggy coattail riding extends to the level of a position coach taking credit for recruiting the historical GOAT from their despised “rival.”  That shit is truly peak aggy. 

To be fair, it's an improvement over finished fourth in various track meets.

#3704
18 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

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#3705
19 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

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#3706
20 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

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#3707
20 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

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#3708
21 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

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#3710

Do the aggies have a single $9.95er that is not a mega fanboi of the team?

No wonder those rubes get so confused on signing day about how bad their classes finish out.

#3711

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

#3712
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

That's what the best in the business call "Real. Recruiting". 

#3713
13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

Yeah I read that.  Also saw a lot of talk how a lot of those 3 stars should be bumped to 4 stars.

#3715
1 minute ago, Orange^White said:

The first thing the staff did when they arrived was promise a 1-2 ranked class and they can't deliver it. So sure, go ahead and trust them.

Clear lee Jimbo meant top 1-2 ranked class in the state of Texas 

#3716

Stupid sips it is a BOMC to rank these recruits this low. Everyone is at least a four star and rising. Just trust the coaches, their diamonds in the rough will soon shine through. We have measured forearms and are on the right track to begin order our National Championship Rings for the year 2257.

#3717
On 6/17/2018 at 7:58 PM, RomaVicta said:

 

I wrote earlier that I was impressed with Layden from his film and he's not a wasted scholarship by any means. The sadness/pathos above is more about the Aggie reporters than anything else.

 

 

 

I'm sure that Layden is a fine young man and I congratulate him on his free ride, but his other offers were from the likes of Alcorn State, Northwestern State, UT San Antonio, Howard, Kansas, UTEP, some Louisiana directional schools ..... and Nebraska.

#3718
12 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

I'm sure that Layden is a fine young man and I congratulate him on his free ride, but his other offers were from the likes of Alcorn State, Northwestern State, UT San Antonio, Howard, Kansas, UTEP, some Louisiana directional schools ..... and Nebraska.

I know. The earlier discussion about him ended in a consensus that he's the kind of player many schools would take later in the year with the potential to be a solid if unspectacular player. I concurred with that and think that qualifies as "not a wasted scholarship."

#3719
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

Other coaches, including Saban and Meyer, use Jimbo as a bird dog because he and his staff will not be outworked. All of the college coaches in the entire world breathlessly await to see who Fisher offers and generally follow suit. If they don't, its' because they know they have no chance against what A&M offers or their too dumb to recognize the sleeping giant hidden diamond baller's abilities.

Real recruiting. Were going to the Super Bowl.

 

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#3721
3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

When the Longhorn CWS game was lightning delayed Sunday, I saw a little bit of that goober, Marty Smith, interview various coaches in contrived situations.  He and Jimbo were horseback riding and they showed some graphic about how few CURRENT coaches there are with National Championship wins as head coaches.  That is what they are referring to.  But aggy does what aggy does: exaggerate, conflate and mislead.

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#3722
18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Other coaches, including Saban and Meyer, use Jimbo as a bird dog because he and his staff will not be outworked. All of the college coaches in the entire world breathlessly await to see who Fisher offers and generally follow suit. If they don't, its' because they know they have no chance against what A&M offers or their too dumb to recognize the sleeping giant hidden diamond baller's abilities.

Real recruiting. Were going to the Super Bowl.

 

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#3724
7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

JImbo Baggins is the only current HC with a national title to be run out of his previous job?

Wrong.

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#3727
13 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Hey! Malik why go to the school where Vince Young actually played and won a National Title when you can to The Station and have a lit time with the 50 year old man who recuited Young the year you were born.

FIFY

#3732

There are a lot of fairly recent head coaches with national championships who have been run off but I can't think of any currently coaching; Mack Brown, Jim Tressel, Bob Stoops (kind of), Pete Carroll

#3738

We are in recruiting battles with Alabama 

We are paying players now. Just like Alabama 

Eventually we will get invited to visit their national title trophies. 

 

#3739
40 minutes ago, Yama Yak Yachtzi said:

"Act like you've been there before." 

 

lulz

act like your great grandaddy has been there before

#3740
8 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The first thing the staff did when they arrived was promise a 1-2 ranked class and they can't deliver it. So sure, go ahead and trust them.

“All talk” is the aggy way.. ya know, advantage.

#3741

18 commits with 9 three stars and a 2 star kicker.

For comparison, Herman's 1st full class last year had 8 three stars total (1 punter and 1 kicker).

#3742
38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

18 commits with 9 three stars and a 2 star kicker.

For comparison, Herman's 1st full class last year had 8 three stars total (1 punter and 1 kicker).

Jimbo gonna lock up 10 5 stars ya stupid sip

#3743
49 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

18 commits with 9 three stars and a 2 star kicker.

For comparison, Herman's 1st full class last year had 8 three stars total (1 punter and 1 kicker).

Aggy has already determined most will get bumped to a 4 Star 

#3744

The Station is recruitin at the same lever as Bama and Georgia, you stupid fucking sips! Time is up on kissy face Herman!! 

 

 

Also, an aggy saying "act like you've been there before" is my new favorite aggy quote. I wonder if that aggy is 90 years old?

#3745
25 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

The Station is recruitin at the same lever as Bama and Georgia, you stupid fucking sips! Time is up on kissy face Herman!! 

 

 

Also, an aggy saying "act like you've been there before" is my new favorite aggy quote. I wonder if that aggy is 90 years old?

aggy struts like a peacock with every Bama win.  

#3746
1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Also, an aggy saying "act like you've been there before" is my new favorite aggy quote.

Actually, I believe they say that in fishcamp when they show them all the best glory holes.

#3747
13 hours ago, Yama Yak Yachtzi said:

"Act like you've been there before." 

Even Daniel Day Lewis couldn’t act like an aggy who had been there before 

#3749

"They’re paying the recruiting services too? Next thing you know the playoff committee will be voting them in at 7-5. "

Sure why not? After all they are the top $EC Team in the west.

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