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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Didn’t think their OOC schedule could get more pussy. I was wrong.

Just wait until Colorado gets one of those once every generation teams like 01 just in time to pound Jimbos ass like Nebraska.

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Alright that's just too perfect. Damn thing even looks like it just went past the apex.

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Now I am definitely convinced that someone from Austin is paying Brewster to tank that shit.

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Yes Timmy it is.  You have no idea.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yes Timmy it is.  You have no idea.

Even better, he does.

Whoever it was that got old Brew to tweet out the rollercoaster is a genius. 

Next, if he could tweet about his love for a certain diet plan...

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Va tech may have offered him, but frank beamer didn’t. It’s a very nebulous point he’s trying to make. 

That’s completely asinine. 

“remember when Joe Montana played for Notre Dame? We just recruited a QB named Joe. Things are looking up fellas” 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

This needs to live in perpetuity.

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Hey now, leave Candi out of this.
3 hours ago, South Austin said:

2020: Nothing like aged bread.

 

Yeah, like when mine ages it just gets green and fuzzy.

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

this is just...amazing...aggy roller-coaster of emmmooootttiiionnnssss cominggggg

aggy has already reached the "we can win big with 3 star players" phase. 

That didn't take long. 

Jimbo's strength is recruiting not player development. When he won big at FSU it was simply because he had more talent than other teams. When the playing field leveled out some in terms of talent Jimbo started to lose. aggy hired a bunch of assistants that are known for being recruiters not coaches that are known for being great at player development. 

If aggys are happy with a bunch of 3 star players this Jimbo experiment is going to be a huge failure. Jimbo has hired an entire staff that's much more focused on recruiting than player development. They better land elite classes with this approach. 

 

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That gif is perfect.

”Sorry folks your gonna lose. Goose steppers out front should a told you.”

5 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy has already reached the "we can win big with 3 star players" phase. 

That didn't take long. 

Jimbo's strength is recruiting not player development. When he won big at FSU it was simply because he had more talent than other teams. When the playing field leveled out some in terms of talent Jimbo started to lose. aggy hired a bunch of assistants that are known for being recruiters not coaches that are known for being great at player development. 

If aggys are happy with a bunch of 3 star players this Jimbo experiment is going to be a huge failure. Jimbo has hired an entire staff that's much more focused on recruiting than player development. They better land elite classes with this approach. 

 

Especially in the SEC, where Auburn/Bama/UGA/LSU are all going to get elite recruits year in year out. Fisher's a decent QB developer but the rest of the roster has a ways to go before they match those teams. 

25 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Gonna be fun watching Tua and Fields embarrass them for the next few years. 

Has aggy even played Georgia or was part of the agreement to join the sec was that aggy wouldn't actually have play any good teams from the east?

4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

O'Neal already has a NFL tat.

 

So based on his arm tats, if he a) transfers b) doesn't make the NFL and/or c) gets a new Twitter handle/Twitter disappears he'll look like (even more of) a big fuckin idiot.

What a perfect aggy.

18 hours ago, South Austin said:

2020: Nothing like aged bread.

Thanksgiving dressing?

That's some jailhouse looking ink. And he's trying to plug business for the "artist"? 

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

Kind of limited your NFL sponsorship opportunities there O’Neal...

I don’t think that’s going to be an issue.

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Has aggy even played Georgia or was part of the agreement to join the sec was that aggy wouldn't actually have play any good teams from the east?

noop.

just like bama (erections for everyone!) they get to duck the best in the east every year.  aggy have played 6 full seasons, with a 7th this year, without georgia on the books.  that's right in line with bama and georgia ducking each other in lieu of a D2 directional state non-con non-p5 no-risk OOC game.  starting in 1966, through the last 52 seasons, bama/georgia was played 16 times, twice in Atlanta (CCG and NCG) so they've actually only put each other on the books 14 times in 52 years.  85% of those seasons there were only 10 or 12 teams in the sec.

^^^ Part of a bigger pattern of SEC poll manipulation along with only 8 conference games, all playing high school teams OOC so they all have more wins and higher rankings when they play each other ensuring a feedback loop, cherry picking each and every bowl opponent, etc.

8 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

The fb position just got murkier for Vernon jackson and Charles strong.

Actually, I’m fairly certain it just got much lighter.

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Actually, I’m fairly certain it just got much lighter.

Let me clarify the depth chart for murkier 

Is he $EC good enough? Can't wait to hear how the gomers stole a 5 star fullback.

1 hour ago, utfan87 said:

The fb position just got murkier for Vernon jackson and Charles strong.

Best FB position group in the country. Advantage Aggy. 

On 6/30/2018 at 2:46 PM, Casual Encounter said:

Aggy is building the world’s tallest roller coaster.

I wonder if it has similarities to building the world's tallest bonfire.

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

^^^ Part of a bigger pattern of SEC poll manipulation along with only 8 conference games, all playing high school teams OOC so they all have more wins and higher rankings when they play each other ensuring a feedback loop, cherry picking each and every bowl opponent, etc.

Bingo....in a nutshell.

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Translation: Bama isn't taking him 

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