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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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They are in orbit right now. Never mind the fact they are installing a brand new offense and defense with a gutted roster against a playoff caliber team. Never mind the fact that their playbook will be minimal against a well established program. This is going to be a spectacular fall. 

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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

Yeah.  Clemson's 4 future high round draft picks on the d-line are just not going to be able to handle aggy's All Pro offensive line and Davey Obrien-esque qb.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yeah.  Clemson's 4 future high round draft picks on the d-line are just not going to be able to handle aggy's All Pro offensive line and Davey Obrien-esque qb.

Well apparently they will be going with an 8 man OL, so maybe their 8 can handle Clemson’s 4. 

6 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yeah.  Clemson's 4 future high round draft picks on the d-line are just not going to be able to handle aggy's All Pro offensive line and Davey Obrien-esque qb.

That's an All Pro OL coached by the marine Jim Turner.

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Don't know that much about Clemson specifically, but one mag I have has them with like the 1st and 3rd best DTs in the country and 2nd and 4th best D-ends.  

9 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

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Thats the perfect little man syndrome reaction ive ever seen. Too fuckin funny.


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He looks just tall enough to ride the roller coaster.  Enjoy, asshole. 

56 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Damn...and that daddy98 clown didn't even write it.

50 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That badass defense that gave up 50 to Wakeforest? 

Jimbo though, so...

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

That badass defense that gave up 50 to Wakeforest? 

Do you not Elko bro? 

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

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I just love them so much.  Bless their hearts

They are in orbit right now. Never mind the fact they are installing a brand new offense and defense with a gutted roster against a playoff caliber team. Never mind the fact that their playbook will be minimal against a well established program. This is going to be a spectacular fall. 
Next time aggy dumbassedly says they will beat Clemson, ask them a simple question: is wake forest better or worse than clemson?
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How’s jimbo done the last few years against Clemson?

Dumbo wasn't a Hybrid Monster before he got to aTm, stupid sip! 

Just now, Chopper said:

Dumbo wasn't a Hybrid Monster before he got to aTm, stupid sip! 

A lifted Prius is still a Prius. 

We should all be laying down very large bets on the aggie/clemson game with every aggie that will take the bet. 

If Taylor Hamm and Looch can monetize aggie delusion, we should all have a shot.

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11 hours ago, Machinator said:

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This is hilarious. No one knows for sure if Trevor Lawrence or Kelly Bryant will be under center that day. So Elko doesn't know shit.

1 hour ago, TBGFL said:

This is hilarious. No one knows for sure if Trevor Lawrence or Kelly Bryant will be under center that day. So Elko doesn't know shit.

Yes but Elko will strategically learn who their starting QB is by watching week 1 game tape. Venables and Clemson will be unable to do the same because of “Jimbo strategy”. Power moves.

Now we all know money buys championships. The gomers already have the trophy to prove it.

56 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Now we all know money buys championships. The gomers already have the trophy to prove it.

Not sure I've ever seen a program so confident. They haven't beaten LSU since joining the SEC, but that game seems to be a guaranteed win this year. Haven't won National Championship in over 75 years, but they guarantee it will happen under Jimbo's watch. These next couple of years are going to be glorious to watch. 

14 hours ago, Vertigo said:

They are in orbit right now. Never mind the fact they are installing a brand new offense and defense with a gutted roster against a playoff caliber team. Never mind the fact that their playbook will be minimal against a well established program. This is going to be a spectacular fall. 

Manbun will will his team to victory.

Let's not forget, 9 months ago FSU fans were asking if Jimbo had lost it and could he still coach? If he had already checked out. They knew they couldn't fire him for all he had done for the program in the past but weren't sure they wanted to keep him going forward.  

Jimbo ain't seen nothing until he's seen Aggies in October.

15 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Not sure I've ever seen a program so confident. They haven't beaten LSU since joining the SEC, but that game seems to be a guaranteed win this year. Haven't won National Championship in over 75 years, but they guarantee it will happen under Jimbo's watch. These next couple of years are going to be glorious to watch. 

I guess you don’t understand that Jimbo Baggins’ ring is the One Ring. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Mount Doom and has control over all other rings of power.

13 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I guess you don’t understand that Jimbo Baggins’ ring is the One Ring. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Mount Doom and has control over all other rings of power. 

#NazgulConfirmed

51 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I guess you don’t understand that Jimbo Baggins’ ring is the One Ring. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Mount Doom and has control over all other rings of power.

It will not display its awesome aggy power until Baggins dunks it  in the Holy Bonfire Jar surrounded by the Red Pots, Pot Bangers, Slop Jars, Piss Heads and  Serge Butts.    

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Now we all know money buys championships. The gomers already have the trophy to prove it.

If the trophy were to fall on the ground ... would it bounce?

Just wondering if Elko is telling his recruits "Todd Orlando was my position coach when I played at Penn, so you I was coached by the best"?

32 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Agreed, a very nice compilation. But needs more Klan members.

Needs Ms. Bell, and the midget from Rice.

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Also, the really old aggy who's fired up and grabbing his crotch.

Eh.....what'd you say...you whippersnapper......you want me to grab what?  

Supposedly some good stuff from the aggy 247 board about Jermaine Johnson leaving them off his top 5.  Hopefully @Longhornfrenzy can deliver the goods.

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Supposedly some good stuff from the aggy 247 board about Jermaine Johnson leaving them off his top 5.  Hopefully @Longhornfrenzy can deliver the goods.

Those idiots are so simple minded that they probably think any recruit leaving them off of a top X going forward means they are about to commit to aggy, because Young did it. 

On 7/8/2018 at 5:52 PM, Machinator said:

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no way thats real,  no fucking way anyone is that dumb 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

no way that's real,  no fucking way anyone is that dumb 

It's real....and they are that dumb.

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

no way thats real,  no fucking way anyone is that dumb 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Supposedly some good stuff from the aggy 247 board about Jermaine Johnson leaving them off his top 5.  Hopefully @Longhornfrenzy can deliver the goods.

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Supposedly some good stuff from the aggy 247 board about Jermaine Johnson leaving them off his top 5.  Hopefully @Longhornfrenzy can deliver the goods.

It's about how a real Christian could never include those colleges. I'm not kidding.

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