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3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Es verdad, boludo.

Mr. Chip is an idiot?

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13 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Es verdad, boludo.

Translation into 1990's English: No shit, Sherlock. 

  • 3 weeks later...

My guide shows City vs Atletico on big CBS tomorrow.  Big upgrade from only a whiparound show on CBS Sports.

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City finally breaks though

1-0 gonna be a nervy scoreline for City going to Madrid. Late 2nd would help tremendously. 

45 minutes ago, ztejas said:

1-0 gonna be a nervy scoreline for City going to Madrid. Late 2nd would help tremendously. 

Yep and they didn't get it.  That 2nd leg should be interesting.  Liverpool pretty much has it wrapped up with a 3-1 road win.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Yep and they didn't get it.  That 2nd leg should be interesting.  Liverpool pretty much has it wrapped up with a 3-1 road win.

Yeah - wonder how Atletico comes out. Don't really want to open it up against City but an early goal would put on some serious pressure.

15 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah - wonder how Atletico comes out. Don't really want to open it up against City but an early goal would put on some serious pressure.

Expect Shithousery.

quite the day so far for La Liga.  Villareal is up 1-0 on Bayern.

i just put it on Paramount Plus, and they have a multicast stream.  both games on.  sweet.  that's new.

Yellow submarine up 1-0 on Bayern

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i just put it on Paramount Plus, and they have a multicast stream.  both games on.  sweet.  that's new.

Me watching on my phone at work:

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14 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yellow submarine up 1-0 on Bayern

And a 2nd on a shot/cross

Chelsea/RM match must be a lot of fun for a neutral fan.  Really good stuff.

Even as a Madrid fan, that was a great 3 goals scored.

This game could easily be 2-2 or 1-3 for Madrid.

You could see where Madrid shut off for about 15 minutes and Chelsea kept getting closer and closer with their crosses.

Benz is like a fine wine, gets better with age

5 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

Benz is like a fine wine, gets better with age

When you think of great French forwards (Henry, Trezeguet, Papin), you could argue that Benz is the best.   

Watch 6 months of this tournament to get to this shitburger, man.  Boooooooooooo.

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13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

When you think of great French forwards (Henry, Trezeguet, Papin), you could argue that Benz is the best.   

You could argue it, but you would be wrong. 
 

Thierry Henry est le mieu!

You could argue it, but you would be wrong. 
 
Thierry Henry est le mieu!

I love Benz but I think he’s fall into the category of most underrated forward in French national team history but Henry was a beast for the national team.

Also Benz fucked up and cost himself 4 years of national service
13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, that was horribad. 

image.gif.56fcbabf1d42fc9dfa40796157eb0caa.gifToo soon?

Wow, Neuer was out almost to the middle circle and gave the ball away on a terrible pass but Villarreal missed the open net from around the midline.

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

You could argue it, but you would be wrong. 
 

Thierry Henry est le mieu!

I assumed Derka would be the one replying to that...

8 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

You could argue it, but you would be wrong. 
 

Thierry Henry est le mieu!

 

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

image.gif.56fcbabf1d42fc9dfa40796157eb0caa.gifToo soon?

Careful dude, you'll piss off the Liverpool people.

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

areful dude, you'll piss off the Liverpool people.

Nah. We are still in this competition, unlike Chelsea. 

Great save by Rulli to keep it 1-0

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nah. We are still in this competition, unlike Chelsea. 

We'll happily trade opponents if you'd like. 

33 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nah. We are still in this competition, unlike Chelsea. 

Can't win them all.

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Just like yesterday, a 1-0 home win and a 3-1 home loss.

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