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  • Speedtrucker
    Speedtrucker

    Fuck the LFC fans that can’t get in, while raising hell outside and the tear gas that’s been deployed. Strat the fucking game, both teams have warmed up twice now. EUFA already knows the LFC fans a

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Next stop, USMNT!

  • RamjetFDO
    RamjetFDO

    Great. Now Villa have to win Europe 13 more times just to even Real Madrid's total.

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1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

That’s clearly the last guy between Griezmann and the goal. He is moving toward the goal line. If you don’t think that’s a goal scoring opportunity ….

https://www.gsoccer.xyz/p/matchgoal-ol.html?m=1


That announcer is a fucking moron.

Griezmann nutmegs the defender with the ball going directly towards the goal and then Griezmann is felled by the defender as he tries to dance around the challenge to get to the ball.

The announcer is an absolute fucking moron.

LOL at that being unlucky.

Announcer must be Mbemba's dad.

Yes. That’s as clear of a red you will ever see for DGSO, if you don’t think so, I question your knowledge of soccer. 

  • 2 weeks later...

big one today:  PSG v. Man City at 2 pm

also Liverpool v. Porto and AC Milan v. Atletico Madrid in the Group of Death.  both at 2 pm.  

i'm gonna have to get several devices going to watch these.

PSG up 1-0 in the 8th minute.  sweet strike by that well known goal scorer Gana.

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1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

No red card on KDB there?

By definition i thought it should have been.  Although clearly not intentional

Agreed.  Looked like a straight red to me.  Legs break on shit like that.

Couple of cheapies for Liverpool...I'll take it

28 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

No red card on KDB there?

Straight red and KDB is my favorite non-Liverpool player 

Ha, Neymar actually gets fouled and no one believes him.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That Messi guys seems good.

He's got potential.

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I SHOT THE SHERIFF FC TAKE A 2-1 LEAD IN INJURY TIME AT THE BERNABEU

Who had FC Sheriff atop group D? Please cash your ticket.

City looks like they're wearing those special Mormon undergarments. 

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Who had FC Sheriff atop group D? Please cash your ticket.

Outshot 31-4 today and won 2-1. 

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

Outshot 31-4 today and won 2-1. 

Only stat that matters...

Atletico Madrid with the man advantage for over an hour win it in injury time on a very dodgy penalty decision. 

11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Atletico Madrid with the man advantage for over an hour win it in injury time on a very dodgy penalty decision. 

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5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I mean PSG and Man City played a center stage game today. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

very true.  and no one gives either any credit because of it.  and rightfully so.

based on transfer market data, the total annual salary for sheriff's entire squad is $13.6 million.  that is less than half than what eden hazard alone makes.  2.5 weeks of real madrid's salaries would pay for the entire sheriff team annual obligations.

so [mention=17]Speedtrucker[/mention], what was more humiliating...RM losing to Sheriff or the 2016 kansas game?

Any loss to Kansas is always the most embarrassing.

Madrid wetting the bed in group play to the “should be” weakest team is almost a given these years

one does have to be amused that the two most recognizable brands in european soccer - manchester united and real madrid, who have player salary obligations in this season of $226 million and $303 million respectively...lost to young boys and sheriff in the most prestigious club tournament in the world.  a more egalitarian champions league i suppose.

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Yeah... not sure how you defend that Messi goal. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Yeah... not sure how you defend that Messi goal. 


 

city’s sloth like effort from the midfield helped

 

 

16 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That Messi guys seems good.

 

16 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Messi!!

that was sweet.

 

16 hours ago, TexArcher said:

He's got potential.

He's a little guy. They must have just called him up from the junior team.

Um, what's this about Kate taking her shirt off?

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Ronaldo with the winner in Fergie time

The XG gods are smiling on United this season. They were outplayed all over the pitch today. 

And that's why you don't sub Ronaldo off. 

Even when he has a bad game he still has the magic to get it done late.

Also, goddamn but Cavani still has it.  Dude is out there pressing like a guy ten years younger.  Loses the ball on that last sequence and then just straight muscles the defender off it. 

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