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Wheels fully off in Portugal now. Another Gnabry run and some nice passing through Stanisic leads to a Sane finish. 4-0.

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    Fuck the LFC fans that can’t get in, while raising hell outside and the tear gas that’s been deployed. Strat the fucking game, both teams have warmed up twice now. EUFA already knows the LFC fans a

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Next stop, USMNT!

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    Great. Now Villa have to win Europe 13 more times just to even Real Madrid's total.

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Just ridiculous. How often has an athlete been this consistent this late in games at the highest level? For like a decade.

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Dest at RW again and went 90.

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION GREG?

 

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Watched the Salzburg/Wolfsburg highlights. Brooks didn’t have a stellar showing, especially on the third goal. Hope he can find his form again before the WC.  

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5 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

Watched the Salzburg/Wolfsburg highlights. Brooks didn’t have a stellar showing, especially on the third goal. Hope he can find his form again before the WC.  


I wrote somewhere on a comment section earlier, in the summer, that Brooks  would maybe be a bench player in 2026, but Miles Robinson & Chris Richards would be the starters when the World Cup is in North America.

Now I am starting to doubt whether Brooks will be a starter in next year’s World Cup in Qatar.

Right now, I think that M. Robinson & W. Zimmerman are our most solid CB pairing, don’t know who the 3rd would be if we play 3 in the back, but if we only play two in the back, I have no confidence in John Brooks.

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Jesus... Juve just had McKennie wide fucking open and couldn't get it to him. 

Despite their struggles domestically I sure as shit wouldn't want this Juve team in the ro16.

They kicked Chelsea's ass in Turin.

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Dread it. Run from it. He still arrives. 

1-1 ManU

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So Dybala misses a pen wide right... gets another try due to interference... then on the second attempt gets it inside the right crossbar by the skin of his dick. Crazy sequence.

Juve up 2-1.

Oh man... McKennie almost went world class there. Just caught the bottom of the crossbar.

And Chiesa puts one in off the other side. 3-1 Juve. Really fun game. 

Wow didn't realize Matic got any time anymore. At 33 I'd assume he'd be spending some time in the USA.

4-1 Juve. That should all but put Juve and Chelsea through. 

(Juve 100% in obviously)

And seriously - fuck playing these guys. McKennie has basically been a box to box 10 tonight and Chiesa and Dybala can put it in the net. Only gaffe was a weird OG.

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You have to be fucking kidding me. Absolutey unbelievable.

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You have got to be kidding me.  How does CR7 find the goals like that

It was comical years ago. I don't even know how to describe it at this point. There just aren't words.

i think what Ronaldo is doing at his age is more impressive than what Tom Brady is doing at his. both are unworldly.

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Hahaha Ole's like "Yeah I don't know man, that's just what he does"

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Ronaldo gonna save Ole's job.

Thanks Ronaldo.

BTW - who's the bird on the desk today? She isn't Kate but she's no slouch. 

Bayern best team in the world? You wanna step outside Nico?

(jk he's probably right)

Just wanted to say, Big Ron don't play no shit.

Dude is incredible even at 36.  He's single-handedly holding that team together.

Madrid with a high pressure turnover goal and the Shaktar putting all sort of pressure on Madrid’s back line equalize 5 minutes before half.

Both teams are attacking

need some gifs of Jesse Marsch.  i'm not a great lipreader, but that was pretty easy.

"fucking asshole"

57 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

What's up with Haaland???

Odin and Frigg are fighting again. Maybe a separation in their future. You know how that can be on young demigods. 

Liverpool is assured 1st in group...

Bayern, Juventus and Ajax into knock out Rd with strong possibility of winning groups...

15 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

red card for Hummels.  Dortmund down to 10.  he's always been dirty AF.

That was a questionable red...

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1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

And Neuer with a near worldie boner.

 

Not sure why that link is broken now

on that note we should included the bad pass mentioned before

 

Ronaldo at this point is like "Manager? I don't need a fucking manager. I'm dragging you assholes with me. This is my dojo."

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