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  • Speedtrucker
    Speedtrucker

    Fuck the LFC fans that can’t get in, while raising hell outside and the tear gas that’s been deployed. Strat the fucking game, both teams have warmed up twice now. EUFA already knows the LFC fans a

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Next stop, USMNT!

  • RamjetFDO
    RamjetFDO

    Great. Now Villa have to win Europe 13 more times just to even Real Madrid's total.

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i'd love to roll with Pepi and Pefok (or Pepi and Dike).  no excuse not to bring two 9s to every window.

anybody else's Paramount Plus fucking up right now?  getting error signals on TV and the app.

Juve getting their ass beat. Where you at Bayern?

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

anybody else's Paramount Plus fucking up right now?  getting error signals on TV and the app.

It was acting up after the early games. I had to restart it.

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nah Reece James is stupid.

 

Juve worst CL defeat in club history. 

Omg that Benfica miss.

Barca might need to win at Bayern to get through. Yikes.

Might? I don't see how that's not a certainty. They are only 2 up on Benfica with Benfica hosting Dynamo Kiev, and they know a win will put them ahead of Barca. Even a draw doesn't help Barca given the GD numbers. Barca needs a win. They are in trouble this go around.

I wish some we had some USMNT prospects going to play for Ajax. They play such good soccer, just solid fundamentals tactically and technically. Ten Hag was my first choice to replace Flick at Bayern. 

16 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I wish some we had some USMNT prospects going to play for Ajax. They play such good soccer, just solid fundamentals tactically and technically. Ten Hag was my first choice to replace Flick at Bayern. 

There were some rumors that it could be a potential landing spot for Pepi. 

Just now, ztejas said:

There were some rumors that it could be a potential landing spot for Pepi. 

It would be a great fit.  He needs to polish things and ten Hag is right guy to help with that. 

Dortmund getting spanked in what is essentially a play-in game. Sporting is up 2-0 right before the half. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Dortmund getting spanked in what is essentially a play-in game. Sporting is up 2-0 right before the half. 

Gio to the Europa League. Assuming he and Haaland can be healthy in the 2nd half of the season Dortmund can make some noise there. 

13 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Gio to the Europa League. Assuming he and Haaland can be healthy in the 2nd half of the season Dortmund can make some noise there. 

Spurs gonna have their hands full. 

  • 2 weeks later...
9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Holy shit, Zenit...

You mean this one?

 

Sane!! wow what a strike. perfect knuckler, swerving back and forth and with a ton of force behind it.

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Atalanta and Villarreal playing a winner take all game.

 

Well to be fair, They come in Villarreal at 7 pts, Atalanta at 6, so you know the math.

Villarreal jumped up 0-3 early. Atalanta scored 2 since and looking for 2 more. But we're about to enter extra time.

With the exception of Barca (and I'm not sure that's a shocker) the table ended up like most people figured. 

9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

With the exception of Barca (and I'm not sure that's a shocker) the table ended up like most people figured. 

Sporting over Dortmund wasn't expected. And we shouldn't have let this Juve team win our group. Other than that very chalky. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Sporting over Dortmund wasn't expected

Good point. I forgot about Dortmund. But it seems they forgot too.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Good point. I forgot about Dortmund. But it seems they forgot too.

I think the Reyna injury really highlighted some of their depth issues. Getting red cards in b2b games against Ajax and Sporting didn't help, either. 

Benfica vs. Real Madrid

Villarreal vs. Manchester City

Atletico Madrid vs. Bayern Munich

FC Salzburg vs. Liverpool

Inter Milan vs. Ajax

Sporting CP vs. Juventus

Chelsea vs. Lille

Paris Saint-Germain vs. Manchester United

There is some controversy around this draw however as they screwed up the pots. The ManU ball that was supposed to be in the Atletico Madrid pot was placed in the Villareal pot by mistake. They were drawn twice, first against Villareal, then PSG.

This could facilitate a redraw.

AKA, the fix was in and didn't work the way we wanted it to.

They obviously wanted CR7 vs Messi but made too many mistakes to start with
2 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


They obviously wanted CR7 vs Messi but made too many mistakes to start with

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So, Chelsea drew Lille then on the redraw got Lille again?  I'll take it.

This is some bullshit… so they fucked up the Messi v CR7 fix so they scrambled to the next fix and put Messi and Mbappe against Madrid?!?

Man fuck uefa. Just give me Mbappe and Madrid should crank that super league back up.

25 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

Real got boned.

tough idc GIF

39 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

This is some bullshit… so they fucked up the Messi v CR7 fix so they scrambled to the next fix and put Messi and Mbappe against Madrid?!?

Man fuck uefa. Just give me Mbappe and Madrid should crank that super league back up.

yeah but psg is a fucking mess against decent competition.  you avoided chelsea which would have been worse.

  • 2 months later...

TIL that the away goal rule has been scrapped.  Teams keep the 5 subs, and get a 6th if it goes to extra time.

11 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

TIL that the away goal rule has been scrapped.  Teams keep the 5 subs, and get a 6th if it goes to extra time.

TI remembered that. 

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Wrong thread.

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