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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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6. The blonde across the aisle will flirt with me to make her husband jealous because that’s what she does.

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

6. The blonde across the aisle will flirt with me to make her husband jealous because that’s what she does.

7, so i can watch you fail 

I'm going to chose an aisle, especially for a 10 hour flight.  It would be between 7 and 6, but since I don't speak whatever they speak in Taiwan, I'll take 7.

Just now, Js1 said:

7, so i can watch you fail 

That’s loser talk. Also, the Thai woman next to me is thin, so there’s more room for my enormously muscular body to fit in the seat. 

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

That’s loser talk. Also, the Thai woman next to me is thin, so there’s more room for my enormously muscular body to fit in the seat. 

Well at the worst, you can get a handjob from Lochlan

Yeah, 7 for all the reasons mentioned.

Can someone please remind me who is seated next to Armond? 

Now which seat is the worst? I say #1 - only redeeming quality is being able to overhear Uncle Lazlo interrogate and threaten Black Masseuse. Being within earshot of Saxon and adjacent to Stifler's mom, plus the competitive bickering oneupsmanship bitchery of Austin Trumper and Parker Posey. Ugh. 

1 hour ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

7.  No question 

 

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

7 is a no brainer.  And 6 is an easy second if you get on the plane before me.  

Co-sign.

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Can someone please remind me who is seated next to Armond? 

New Jim Halpert, from season 1. His fiance was Daddario.

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

I wonder if Thai masseuse and Greg/Gary are in cahoots like he was with "the gays" last season.  Seemed odd that Thai guy would hook up with her and then want to finance a business with her.  Too on the nose from seasons 1 and 2 for me.

Also I have this nagging feeling that K-Pop girl is somehow involved in the jewelry thefts and is stringing our inept security guard along.

I don't think Thai guy is in cahoots with Uncle Lazlo. I think it's just a turning of the tables - she glommed onto Stifler's mom as a resource to launch her business, and now he's doing the same thing to her because she's a "rich American" relative to his financial state. 

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Can someone please remind me who is seated next to Armond? 

Frat bro newlywed hubby of Alexandria D'Addario.

umm, no middle seat between Sydney Sweeney and Alexandra Daddario?

I pick that one.

 

 

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9.   I could talk to Goggins for 10 hours and Aimee Lou wood seems very interesting.

8 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

9.   I could talk to Goggins for 10 hours and Aimee Lou wood seems very interesting.

If it was actors vs characters, I would chose Goggins as well.  Easily my favorite actor in that bunch.

11 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

9.   I could talk to Goggins for 10 hours and Aimee Lou wood seems very interesting.

Why do i imagine that Goggins smells of whiskey, cigarettes, and body odor.

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

Why do i imagine that Goggins smells of whiskey, cigarettes, and body odor.

Don't forget greasy hair (speaking of his role in White Lotus). 

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

Why do i imagine that Goggins smells of whiskey, cigarettes, and body odor.

He’s a method actor so it depends on which character you get. 

Yeah, Uncle Baby Billy smells like hairspray and spray tan and cocaine 

On 3/25/2025 at 11:02 AM, Texzilla58 said:

my wife and I rewound his lounge conversation with Sam and imagined them in his other characters.  What would Boyd do?  Baby Billy?  Lee Russell?  Shane vendrell?  Just classic.  

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3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

If it was actors vs characters, I would chose Goggins as well.  Easily my favorite actor in that bunch.

I guess I was looking at actors not characters.

characters:  6.  10 hours.  Aisle seat. They dont speak English and are small so I won’t have them getting my space.  I’ll just sleep

Jesus Christ...the GF started watching this piece of shit in my presence.

Fucking nothing more than "The Love Boat", but with cock and balls.  Just horrible.

On 3/25/2025 at 11:52 AM, Frank Drebin said:

Monaghan looks fantastic.  Face and body.  She looks better in White Lotus than she did in True Detective 11 years ago. She must live in the gym.

That's where I know her

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Jesus Christ...the GF started watching this piece of shit in my presence.

Fucking nothing more than "The Love Boat", but with cock and balls.  Just horrible.

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I feel like none of yall have been on a plane before.  Always pick furthest toward the front available and an aisle seat.  I want to be able to get up and go to the bathroom and get off the plane ASAP.  Seat #1 is the obvious choice. 

1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I feel like none of yall have been on a plane before.  Always pick furthest toward the front available and an aisle seat.  I want to be able to get up and go to the bathroom and get off the plane ASAP.  Seat #1 is the obvious choice. 

This is my pick as well. Next to skinny blonde, stretch legs out and be able to get quick drink refills. 

"The Love Boat" with dicks is like, the last way I'd describe this show. 

I'll be a good Samaritan and offer Leslie Bibb the aisle and sit in the middle between her and Parkey Posey.  

27 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I'll be a good Samaritan and offer Leslie Bibb the aisle and sit in the middle between her and Parkey Posey.  

I would ask Parker to speak in a rotation of all the accents she has used in films.

20 hours ago, yoladu said:

umm, no middle seat between Sydney Sweeney and Alexandra Daddario?

I pick that one.

 

 

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Now that’s a plane with two cockpits

Where is Sam Rockwell's character seated?  I like to hear more about his years being a sober Buddhist

7 in a landslide. You can also talk to Armond across the aisle, who was awesome. 

6 and by a mile. Plaza is a JAG. You wouldnt give her a 2nd look except if it was at a Surly sausage fest. No offense.
33 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


6 and by a mile. Plaza is a JAG. You wouldnt give her a 2nd look except if it was at a Surly sausage fest. No offense.

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53 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


6 and by a mile. Plaza is a JAG. You wouldnt give her a 2nd look except if it was at a Surly sausage fest. No offense.

What you're saying is strange enough, but it's really strange to tell me what I would or wouldn't like. 

What you're saying is strange enough, but it's really strange to tell me what I would or wouldn't like. 

If you didnt know the twenty something cute and crazy Plaza (whos now 40), and she didnt have her signature makeup, shed be just another person. Maybe youd gawk at her legs.

But people saying 7 “by a mile” vs seat 6 (bonus milf across the way). Y’all crazy. Lisa is a Phoebe Cates starter kit.

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Pins and needles to see how Fabian’s singing performance goes tonight. Hope it tanks since he is really good at pulling off uncomfortable facial expressions.

I want to party with Frank and Rick in Bangkok. 

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I was a couple of weeks behind. Just caught up and saw today's episode. Next week's final should be fun. 

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