April 25, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue... I hope they're adding her and others that act like assholes to the no fly list. If they're not doing that they should at least add a couple of con air seats on every plane where staff can gag and bag some passengers for the duration of the flight.
April 25, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said: where staff can gag and bag some passengers for the duration of the flight. You gotta pay extra for that.
April 25, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Spirit Airlines vibes I missed the startup of MegaPlane Airlines.
April 25, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said: You gotta pay extra for that. I would pay double if they actually did that. Although if flight prices doubled then we wouldn't have as many of the Applebee's crowd flying so let's make it happen.
April 25, 20232 yr This guy’s Twitter has more on his saga (“trying to get to Tel Aviv” which is I guess a good name for a song) but damn people suck. Total assholes on flights lately.
April 25, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: This guy’s Twitter has more on his saga (“trying to get to Tel Aviv” which is I guess a good name for a song) but damn people suck. Total assholes on flights lately. It is only a 10hr flight. It would have taken about the same length of time to just continue on to Tel Aviv.
April 25, 20232 yr The anticipation for this summer's flying season is absolutely delicious cause I ain't flying nowhere, bitches!
April 25, 20232 yr 38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: This guy’s Twitter has more on his saga (“trying to get to Tel Aviv” which is I guess a good name for a song) but damn people suck. Total assholes on flights lately. I would be beyond irate. I honestly think sky marshalls should just taze motherfuckers like this, handcuff them, and throw them in plane jail for the rest of the flight. Build a fucking cage in planes. Once the sane people flock to those airlines to avoid nutsos like this, every airline will behave the same way. Put it in your terms of service that you can be tazed and handcuffed and go to town on these fuckfaces that ruin everything for everyone around them.
April 25, 20232 yr Popular Post Greyhound should jump all over this. Just show video of a bunch of shitty air passengers and cut to... Greyhound, we will just kick you off the bus.
April 25, 20232 yr "Greyhound...Sure we have unruly passengers too, but there's no phone chargers or wi-fi so chances are your shitty behavior won't be documented for the ages."
April 25, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: I would be beyond irate. I honestly think sky marshalls should just taze motherfuckers like this, handcuff them, and throw them in plane jail for the rest of the flight. Build a fucking cage in planes. Once the sane people flock to those airlines to avoid nutsos like this, every airline will behave the same way. Put it in your terms of service that you can be tazed and handcuffed and go to town on these fuckfaces that ruin everything for everyone around them. Maybe in the contract make them libel for any airline expenses of other flyers - missed connections, hotel stays, etc.
April 25, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Bevo said: Maybe in the contract make them libel for any airline expenses of other flyers - missed connections, hotel stays, etc. *Liable. And would require a civil suit. I’m too lazy for that. Tazing and airplane jail is quicker, cheaper, and satisfies instant gratification.
April 25, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Bevo said: It is only a 10hr flight. It would have taken about the same length of time to just continue on to Tel Aviv. 10=3
April 26, 20232 yr 19 hours ago, Gatorubet said: Thank you. United to London next month and no chance of seeing you and your popcorn spewing spawn. We're flying Aeromexico to London next month. I'm pretty sure you're allowed to set spare seats on fire to roast corn on AM.
April 26, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said: We're flying Aeromexico to London next month. I'm pretty sure you're allowed to set spare seats on fire to roast corn on AM. I like the Polaris Pods on United. I need to figure out all the of the intricacies of the Star Alliance Network so I can get some decent transatlantic fares on points. Heretofore I’m too stupid and/or lazy.
April 26, 20232 yr 52 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said: We're flying Aeromexico to London next month. I'm pretty sure you're allowed to set spare seats on fire to roast corn on AM. They call that "elote".
April 26, 20232 yr Pos rep for proper usage of 'elote' Of course with this guy, you have to wonder where he gets the 'mayo cream' from. Could be HEB, could be row 9. Who can say for sure? Seems a good time link my friend's attitude on A.M. airplane snackums with no regard for human life (but it's a lovely lesson on progressive tolerance): Edited April 26, 20232 yr by YGIFS
April 26, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said: We're flying Aeromexico to London next month. Edited April 26, 20232 yr by Dnaguy
April 26, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said: I hope they're adding her and others that act like assholes to the no fly list. If they're not doing that they should at least add a couple of con air seats on every plane where staff can gag and bag some passengers for the duration of the flight. I've been seeing some fairly tense moments but I haven't encountered this shit full on just yet. A lady cried and wailed for an entire flight from New Orleans to San Antonio. Saw two Hispanic dudes call each other "nigga" and "bitch" for two minutes straight, which a few black dudes found really amusing. But I haven't gotten the incendiary, full blown psychos yet.
April 26, 20232 yr 16 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: I would be beyond irate. I honestly think sky marshalls should just taze motherfuckers like this, handcuff them, and throw them in plane jail for the rest of the flight. Build a fucking cage in planes. Once the sane people flock to those airlines to avoid nutsos like this, every airline will behave the same way. Put it in your terms of service that you can be tazed and handcuffed and go to town on these fuckfaces that ruin everything for everyone around them. Hand them a parachute and open up the door. "We'll alert the coast guard to your approximate location"
April 26, 20232 yr Author 20 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Need to boot that smart ass trying to escalate the problem too. Impossible. She has an American Express in her pocket.
April 26, 20232 yr 14 hours ago, YGIFS said: Pos rep for proper usage of 'elote' Of course with this guy, you have to wonder where he gets the 'mayo cream' from. Could be HEB, could be row 9. Who can say for sure? Seems a good time link my friend's attitude on A.M. airplane snackums with no regard for human life (but it's a lovely lesson on progressive tolerance): That's a good one. Another great bit by him is sitting next to the couple getting it on while he's getting drunk on the plane.
April 26, 20232 yr The Spaniards? I love that bit. Every decent comic has a bit about air travel since they do it so much and it’s ripe with awkward material. But Kyle and Louie CK are in a different stratosphere when it comes to it.
April 27, 20232 yr Popular Post On 4/25/2023 at 2:10 PM, Guadaloopy said: Rule number one that I get from this page is "Don't go to Orlando". Rule number two is "In the event you have to break rule number one, definitely don't fucking fly to Orlando." /Checks schedule sees conference in Orlando next week dies a little inside
April 27, 20232 yr 20 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Need to boot that smart ass trying to escalate the problem too. Best ground the whole flight, to be safe.
April 27, 20232 yr 22 hours ago, YGIFS said: The Spaniards? I love that bit. Every decent comic has a bit about air travel since they do it so much and it’s ripe with awkward material. But Kyle and Louie CK are in a different stratosphere when it comes to it.
April 27, 20232 yr On 4/25/2023 at 3:22 PM, Grade of D as in David said: Greyhound should jump all over this. Just show video of a bunch of shitty air passengers and cut to... Greyhound, we will just kick you off the bus. I dunno. This doesn't even happen on Spirit. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/winnipeg-greyhound-passenger-who-beheaded-cannibalized-passenger-is-granted-freedom/
April 27, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Crapinon said: I dunno. This doesn't even happen on Spirit. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/winnipeg-greyhound-passenger-who-beheaded-cannibalized-passenger-is-granted-freedom/ Holy shit. Baker, a diagnosed schizophrenic, killed Tim McLean, a young carnival worker who was a complete stranger to Baker, in 2008. A year later he was found not criminally responsible due to mental illness. Isn't "diagnosed schizophrenic" and "carnival worker" redundant?
April 27, 20232 yr 21 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Holy shit. Baker, a diagnosed schizophrenic, killed Tim McLean, a young carnival worker who was a complete stranger to Baker, in 2008. A year later he was found not criminally responsible due to mental illness. Isn't "diagnosed schizophrenic" and "carnival worker" redundant? The guy beheaded and cannibalized was the carnival worker. Schizophrenic was just a bus passenger who decided he should cut off his head. With a knife. In the back of the bus....
April 27, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Crapinon said: The guy beheaded and cannibalized was the carnival worker. Oh. That makes it better. Nevermind.
April 28, 20232 yr Motherfucker REALLY wanted to get to Longview. (NSFW audio) Edited April 28, 20232 yr by Gil Bang
April 28, 20232 yr 34 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: Motherfucker REALLY wanted to get to Longview. (NSFW audio) Damn it. It was just getting good.
April 28, 20232 yr Author What dumb motherfucker pays $2000 to go to Longview. Longview will have to pay me $2000 to go to Longview.
April 28, 20232 yr There has got be a planned/planted reality show in here somewhere. Where you show the person getting into a ruckus at the gate/on the flight...but then most important-you show what happens when they finally get to their destination. And it's just this series of letdowns like they got into all that trouble and spent all that money to get to Shreveport or Tucson to see what their Chili's is like in that town as compared to their town.
April 28, 20232 yr A melee? A fracas? Perhaps a rumpus? Of all the lines John Hughes wrote, some of which get me choked up and some of which make me double over in laughter...the best one of all is "Yeah, does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" As a kid, I knew it was funny...but as an adult I appreciate that Bender is so damn quick and clever in the moment that you knew he was gonna win. And the "hook 'em" that Vernon throws up is so fucking epic....I don't know why we don't put that up on the jumbotron at football games. I guess 'cause Vernon is an overpaid has-been. Oh wait, that describes most of our head coaches.
April 28, 20232 yr Frontier airlines…I thought screaming at the woman and calling her a River rat was an interesting touch…
April 28, 20232 yr Some discount airline needs to use all these videos for some kinda marketing campaign that basically says, "See? We're all the fucking same. Every airline has a shithead on every flight. Don't matter. Be cool, calm, and collected. Don't want no shit before landing? Don't start no shit after takeoff." I mean yeah, Spirit does seem to get more than its share of trash, but when it comes to domestic travel---I've seen shit on SWA, America, United, Frontier, Hawaiin, Alaskan, Virgin. Only airline I've flown a lot that never got sideways was Delta...but I guess I just jinxed my next flight. I typed as I looked over the terminal and say a dude chugging 4loko's he got through security before we board.
April 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, crash_davis said: What dumb motherfucker pays $2000 to go to Longview. Longview will have to pay me $2000 to go to Longview. Pretty sure he's talking about Longview, WA but the sentiment still stands. And Longview is just across the river from Portland, so I cannot imagine why anyone would pay $2K to fly from Methford to Longview because it's only about a 5 hour drive.
April 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, ftf82 said: Maybe he realized he wasn't in any condition to drive. After 3 margaritas, I'm guessing he though he could fly the plane.
April 28, 20232 yr On 4/25/2023 at 8:46 PM, Chooky said: But I haven't gotten the incendiary, full blown psychos yet. If you didn't see the psycho, the psycho might be you. Maybe you dominated the lesser humans, but took a nap and forgot about it.
April 28, 20232 yr On 4/27/2023 at 9:10 AM, Crapinon said: I dunno. This doesn't even happen on Spirit. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/winnipeg-greyhound-passenger-who-beheaded-cannibalized-passenger-is-granted-freedom/ So he's back out in the world, riding buses.
April 28, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Beau Vine said: Pretty sure he's talking about Longview, WA but the sentiment still stands. And Longview is just across the river from Portland, so I cannot imagine why anyone would pay $2K to fly from Methford to Longview because it's only about a 5 hour drive. He is, Longview aka East Texas Regional only flies to DFW and back. If you ever have the misfortune of flying out of there take the first morning flight of the day as it’s likely the only one that will not be delayed.
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