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4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just ask to be seated in the non-fighting section.

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Spirit Airlines: That's an extra $200 per ticket for us to book you on another airline.

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9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don't know what Kevin was so pissed about, it looked like he had lots of leg room in that seat

No kidding.  Acting like a freaked out nutjob appears to be a good way to ensure nobody sits around you.  

Up to and including the ride to jail.

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Acting like a freaked out nutjob appears to be a good way to ensure nobody sits around you.  

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5 hours ago, RPM said:

 

Yeah, seriously.  Own row, plenty leg room.  They  Let his dumbass fly in cargo shorts and a t-shirt.  Obviously not on team "Back the Blue" based on his behavior.  

With any luck, he's intubated from Covid as we type.  I hope he's doxxed so I can send a wreath to his funeral made entirely of boarding passes he'll never get to use. 

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He was arrested for public intoxication. Too lazy to re-find the the article to link.

 

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Kevin shouldn't drink and take Zanex at the same time.

This. That was no 6 drink, alcohol only brain melt

What's up with the flight attendant wearing his mask like a chin strap?  

10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Kevin shouldn't drink and take Zanex at the same time.

Whoa whoa whoa..... you do you pal....

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, seriously.  Own row, plenty leg room.  They  Let his dumbass fly in cargo shorts and a t-shirt.  Obviously not on team "Back the Blue" based on his behavior.  

With any luck, he's intubated from Covid as we type.  I hope he's doxxed so I can send a wreath to his funeral made entirely of boarding passes he'll never get to use. 

Dude looks like he's attacking some chicks panties..

I might be willing to put up with Kevin for that extra leg room.  Looks nice.  

We need that system in The fifth element where they turn on the sleep regulators.   Just pass everyone out for a few hours.

 

18 minutes ago, midtown said:

We need that system flight attendant in The fifth element where they turn on the sleep regulators.   Just pass everyone out for a few hours.

 

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On 9/7/2021 at 9:24 AM, utee94 said:

No kidding.  Acting like a freaked out nutjob appears to be a good way to ensure nobody sits around you.  

Up to and including the ride to jail.

Acting?

42 minutes ago, davidg said:

Acting?

We had a guy feign a panic attack as we took the runway to try and get a row to himself on the way to Cancun. Officially counted as an aborted takeoff for the FAA as we took the runway to depart even though we immediately exited, and a gate return with paramedics waiting. We wanted him off. FA’s wanted him off. Paramedics said he was fine, Medaire ( doctors we can contact on the radio) said he was fine, and the gate agent/company said to take him. Hour plus delay, a not insignificant amount of fuel and a general paperwork circus ensued.

He was a model passenger for the actual flight.

9 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

We had a guy feign a panic attack as we took the runway to try and get a row to himself on the way to Cancun. Officially counted as an aborted takeoff for the FAA as we took the runway to depart even though we immediately exited, and a gate return with paramedics waiting. We wanted him off. FA’s wanted him off. Paramedics said he was fine, Medaire ( doctors we can contact on the radio) said he was fine, and the gate agent/company said to take him. Hour plus delay, a not insignificant amount of fuel and a general paperwork circus ensued.

He was a model passenger for the actual flight.

That sucks. Pretty hard to believe there isn't a "one strike per day" rule for something like panic attacks, seizures, etc. Go home, get a good night's rest, and try again tomorrow.

14 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

We had a guy feign a panic attack as we took the runway to try and get a row to himself on the way to Cancun. Officially counted as an aborted takeoff for the FAA as we took the runway to depart even though we immediately exited, and a gate return with paramedics waiting. We wanted him off. FA’s wanted him off. Paramedics said he was fine, Medaire ( doctors we can contact on the radio) said he was fine, and the gate agent/company said to take him. Hour plus delay, a not insignificant amount of fuel and a general paperwork circus ensued.

He was a model passenger for the actual flight.

Reminds me of the assholes coming to the U.S. on international flights who request wheelchairs to skip ahead of the customs line upon landing.  It's always a miracle when they hop right up after getting through the line to run and catch their connecting flight.

13 minutes ago, woohorn said:

That sucks. Pretty hard to believe there isn't a "one strike per day" rule for something like panic attacks, seizures, etc. Go home, get a good night's rest, and try again tomorrow.

In every instance of my dealing with Medaire, who we use to defer liability for decision making, they have told us to continue to our destination. I don’t feel they’re overly interested in stepping out for liability themselves unless a xenomorph is emerging in 23B. On the gate the plane is under the control of the gate agent and company, and this douche wasn’t registering on the threat matrix diction tree. So he came along. I think they ought to at least charge them for the fuel.

9 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Reminds me of the assholes coming to the U.S. on international flights who request wheelchairs to skip ahead of the customs line upon landing.  It's always a miracle when they hop right up after getting through the line to run and catch their connecting flight.

Miracle flights are domestic as well. Well known between anywhere in the NE and Florida. 20-40 who need special assistance to pre-board find 3 hours in a cramped metal tube sufficient to enable them to walk.

3 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Miracle flights are domestic as well. Well known between anywhere in the NE and Florida. 20-40 who need special assistance to pre-board find 3 hours in a cramped metal tube sufficient to enable them to walk.

I'm going to speak to my Congressman about a new "Kneecapping" bill I'd like him to sponsor.  

On 9/1/2021 at 7:52 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Obviously you weren't at the 91 cottonbowl.

 

You mistyped ‘’84.

44 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

new player has entered the game. he's grand standing while his wife is yelling at his ass for being an idiot. sometimes i wish the cops to go cops on people.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pkazjc/antimasker_is_kicked_off_plane_and_causes_a_whole/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

Amazing how many people think the world revolves around them. We have mask rules. You dont like it, don't fly and GTFO. Just taser his ass and haul him to jail.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

new player has entered the game. he's grand standing while his wife is yelling at his ass for being an idiot. sometimes i wish the cops to go cops on people.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pkazjc/antimasker_is_kicked_off_plane_and_causes_a_whole/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

I skipped through the video but he seemed to be threatening violence against the officers. I'm not sure why they didn't arrest him other than they really just wanted him to leave the airport.

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That poor guy with the window seat would rather be in an abandoned Russian tank outside Kiev than sitting next to her right now

There are times that the legal authority should just say that they're going to step away for 5 minutes and the people nearby should do whatever they think is right. And then everyone agrees to turn off their cameras.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There are times that the legal authority should just say that they're going to step away for 5 minutes and the people nearby should do whatever they think is right. And then everyone agrees to turn off their cameras.

Oh would you look at that, Purge time starts now and lasts five minutes.

@Bobby_Batronic  why does the entire plane have to empty in order to remove this one asshole? In case she freaks out and starts attacking people?

4 minutes ago, smuggs said:

@Bobby_Batronic  why does the entire plane have to empty in order to remove this one asshole? In case she freaks out and starts attacking people?

So when they kick her ass, no one is around to record it, I hope.

All I had to see is she's sitting bulkhead at the back of the plane. The cheapest possible ticket. The rest was inevitable.

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11 minutes ago, smuggs said:

@Bobby_Batronic  why does the entire plane have to empty in order to remove this one asshole? In case she freaks out and starts attacking people?

this is what the fat cunt wants. validation that she is more important than everyone else. they should've dragged her ass off the plane and put her on the no fly list. 

selfish cunt.

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Just now, RPM said:

All I had to see is she's sitting bulkhead at the back of the plane. The cheapest possible ticket. The rest was inevitable.

bitch prob flies once a decade because she never leaves her fucking neighborhood. she visits the world through facebook. 

i bet the bitch bragged about what a fucking hero she was to her idiot fakebook friends. 

Just walk back with handcuffs in plain sight and use them.

Poor dude in the window seat....she tries turning to him for support, and he's like "nope, not going to even going to turn my head towards you".  Plus, she's oblivious to the fact that he's been recording her this whole time.

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Fuck that cunt

all these dumb asses need to be added to the no fly list. 

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

@Bobby_Batronic  why does the entire plane have to empty in order to remove this one asshole? In case she freaks out and starts attacking people?

They haven’t told us other than it’s probably a PR, liability and safety issue if said asshole is going to really act up in addition to not having people posting videos of people getting dragged off Spiri…well pretty much any airline these days posted on social media and making the news. 
 

We’re told to secure the flight deck and lock the door at the first sign of any disturbance so good luck to the cabin crew and stuff. 

So the cops can Dr. Dao people when necessary without 200 Martin Scorseses recording it.

Why don't more people haul these passengers to court? Surely someone missed an important family or work event due to her actions.

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Why don't more people haul these passengers to court? Surely someone missed an important family or work event due to her actions.

 

That's a good question. Is the Karen open to civil suits from people who have suffered a loss?

 

@shaggylaywers

 

 

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

That's a good question. Is the Karen open to civil suits from people who have suffered a loss?

 

@shaggylaywers

 

 

The easy answer is difficulty proving damages and ability to recover from defendant, but I'm wondering if there's some other hurdle I'm not aware of.

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29 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Why don't more people haul these passengers to court? Surely someone missed an important family or work event due to her actions.

Can we opt to buy her a supersized McDonalds value meal in exchange for beating the shit out of her? 

On 8/29/2021 at 3:35 PM, Burt said:

He didn't quite make it on board a flight, but you have to think he would have been disruptive. 

 

 

 

On 8/29/2021 at 4:40 PM, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Another angle: 

 

 

On 8/30/2021 at 9:14 AM, Blotto said:

for all of his alpha male theatrics, that punch was a bit of a disaster. might be the most embarrassing thing about that clip. 

 I think we can agree the biggest problem with the videos is vertical instead of horizontal

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