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Interesting requirements to become an air traffic controller...

edited to add - I think we're kinda fucked unless they incentivize this role a bit more.  In my life, I've heard of exactly 1 person who was an ATC. 

Friend's brother is a retired air traffic controller after spending some time in the air force.  He's long retired.

It's super high stress and thankless.

Right now, there are around 15k air traffic controllers.  At $150k/year, that's around $2.25B per year to guarantee the safety of roughly 2.9 million passenger trips per day.  2.9 million passenger trips per day works out to around 1 billion trips per year in/out of US airports.  A additional $3 FAA surcharge per trip could easily fix this problem.

Basic Air Traffic Controller qualifications 

All applicants to the air traffic controller program must meet these minimum requirements: 

  • Be a United States citizen 
  • Be under the age of 31 
  • Pass a medical examination 
  • Pass a security investigation 
  • Pass the FAA air traffic pre-employment tests, including the Air Traffic Controller Specialists Skills Assessment Battery (ATSA) 
  • Speak English clearly enough to be understood over communications equipment 
  • Have one year of progressively responsible work experience, or a Bachelor's degree, or a combination of post-secondary education and work experience that totals one year 

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Your plane is delayed for 2 hours. You are stuck on the tarmac waiting to take off. And this shit happens. What is your reaction? 

There are mixed reports on whether she sang for 3 mins or 45 mins. I'm going with 3 mins feeling like it took 45 mins.

 

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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Your plane is delayed for 2 hours. You are stuck on the tarmac waiting to take off. And this shit happens. What is your reaction? 

There are mixed reports on whether she sang for 3 mins or 45 mins. I'm going with 3 mins feeling like it took 45 mins.

 

Watching 22 seconds of that felt like 45 minutes. 

A British Airways flight attendant was caught dancing naked in business class on BA 286 from San Francisco to London Heathrow on May 27th following a reported drug binge in the lavatory.

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Shortly after takeoff, passengers and crew noticed the male cabin crew member seeming agitated and distracted. He allegedly began using cocaine openly in a bathroom on the aircraft. Eyewitnesses reported that he then returned to the business class cabin and stripped naked and performed what was described by witnesses as a “wild, drug-induced dance.”

 

30 minutes ago, RPM said:

A British Airways flight attendant was caught dancing naked in business class on BA 286 from San Francisco to London Heathrow on May 27th following a reported drug binge in the lavatory.

  Reveal hidden contents

Shortly after takeoff, passengers and crew noticed the male cabin crew member seeming agitated and distracted. He allegedly began using cocaine openly in a bathroom on the aircraft. Eyewitnesses reported that he then returned to the business class cabin and stripped naked and performed what was described by witnesses as a “wild, drug-induced dance.”

 

I was intrigued until I opened the “reveal hidden contents” tab. Has disappointment.

On 4/30/2025 at 5:51 PM, Blotto said:

Ah fuck, now I gotta smuggle a can of bear spray on board?

Pro-tip, just get some Ghost Pepper oil and carry it in a TSA legal 3 Oz spray bottle.

16 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I was intrigued until I opened the “reveal hidden contents” tab. Has disappointment.

Well, sure but think about the jail house and NA chat about the topic.

What are you in for?

Hi, my name is Flight Attendant Mike, and I'm a narcotics addict.

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17 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I was intrigued until I opened the “reveal hidden contents” tab. Has disappointment.

 

In your eagerness, you obviously missed the "British Airways" part of the "British Airways" flight attendant. They got some battle axes working on BA.

 

On 6/2/2025 at 9:24 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

In your eagerness, you obviously missed the "British Airways" part of the "British Airways" flight attendant. They got some battle axes working on BA.

 

Who do the hot stewys work for these days?  

58 minutes ago, huge said:

Who do the hot stewys work for these days?  

OnlyFans

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Virgin, Emirates

any asian airline if you suffer from yellow fever

 

who doesnt???

On 6/1/2025 at 3:36 PM, RPM said:

A British Airways flight attendant was caught dancing naked in business class on BA 286 from San Francisco to London Heathrow on May 27th following a reported drug binge in the lavatry.

  Reveal hidden contents

Shortly after takeoff, passengers and crew noticed the male cabin crew member seeming agitated and distracted. He allegedly began using cocaine openly in a bathroom on the aircraft. Eyewitnesses reported that he then returned to the business class cabin and stripped naked and performed what was described by witnesses as a “wild, drug-induced dance.”

 

fixed it for you, old chap

2 hours ago, wd40 said:

fixed it for you, old chap

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Just a bit of the old Peruvian marching powder in the WC, eh, wat? Know what I mean? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge….say no more…. 

 


Viral ‘Crazy Plane Lady’ Launches New Career
June 4, 2025 by David Jones

Tiffany Gomas, a marketing executive who gained fame after a video of her having a meltdown on an airplane went viral in 2023, is embarking on a new career path. The 40-year-old, known for her outburst on an American Airlines flight, is set to become a content creator for Passes, as reported by TMZ.

Gomas, who was previously rumored to be joining OnlyFans, a platform known for adult content, has instead opted for Passes, a platform that prohibits explicit content. She has pledged to provide her followers with “unfiltered, unexpected and unapologetic” glimpses into her life.

Gomas, who earned the moniker “crazy plane lady” after her infamous airplane incident, plans to share behind-the-scenes looks at her life, including her work, workouts, pets, sports, and fashion. She encourages potential subscribers to direct message her, hinting that’s where the real excitement happens. She signs off with a playful reference to her airplane incident, writing, “Thanks for flying with me,” accompanied by a lips emoji.

Subscribers will need to pay $9.99 a month to gain access to Gomas’ content. This is the lowest tier available on her page, which also includes discounts on her merchandise.

Gomas first made national news when she disrupted an American Airlines flight from Dallas to Orlando. She rushed to the front of the plane, declaring she was going to deboard because a fellow passenger was “not real.”

Since then, Gomas has maintained her public presence, appearing on podcasts, YouTube shows, and even giving tours of her stylish Texas home. She has also clarified that her airplane outburst was not due to any supernatural or otherworldly experiences, but rather a heated altercation with another passenger.

Despite the negative attention, Gomas has managed to turn her notoriety into a new career opportunity. She has been working at Uppercut Marketing, LLC since 2016, according to her LinkedIn page, which is no longer active.

2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

KLM

 

KLM stewardess | Красивые девочки, Стюардесса, Хорошенькие девушки

Those aren’t KLM. Their uniforms, while blue, don’t look anything like that.

8 minutes ago, royiv said:

Those aren’t KLM. Their uniforms, while blue, don’t look anything like that.

they are blue when i've flown with them.    Amersterdam to Dubai was a hell of a ride

6 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

they are blue when i've flown with them.    Amersterdam to Dubai was a hell of a ride

I didn’t say they weren’t blue. I said they are blue, but don’t look like the uniforms you posted.

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

I didn’t say they weren’t blue. I said they are blue, but don’t look like the uniforms you posted.

one more word out of you and you'll be reported for harassment.  😀

Just now, MontereyMX said:

one more word out of you and you'll be reported for harassment.  😀

Okay, Rex. 😀

3 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

KLM

 

KLM stewardess | Красивые девочки, Стюардесса, Хорошенькие девушки

4,2,3,1

or add coke then 1,1,1,1

On 6/4/2025 at 12:32 PM, huge said:

Who do the hot stewys work for these days?  

Had an absolute smokeshow on Icelandair a couple weeks ago.  No pics, weirdos.  Just think of the sexiest 6 foot tall, blue eyed Icelandic woman you can think of and that's her. Did not get as lucky on the flight home.

9 hours ago, Bevo said:


Viral ‘Crazy Plane Lady’ Launches New Career
June 4, 2025 by David Jones

Tiffany Gomas, a marketing executive who gained fame after a video of her having a meltdown on an airplane went viral in 2023, is embarking on a new career path. The 40-year-old, known for her outburst on an American Airlines flight, is set to become a content creator for Passes, as reported by TMZ.

Gomas, who was previously rumored to be joining OnlyFans, a platform known for adult content, has instead opted for Passes, a platform that prohibits explicit content. She has pledged to provide her followers with “unfiltered, unexpected and unapologetic” glimpses into her life.

Gomas, who earned the moniker “crazy plane lady” after her infamous airplane incident, plans to share behind-the-scenes looks at her life, including her work, workouts, pets, sports, and fashion. She encourages potential subscribers to direct message her, hinting that’s where the real excitement happens. She signs off with a playful reference to her airplane incident, writing, “Thanks for flying with me,” accompanied by a lips emoji.

Subscribers will need to pay $9.99 a month to gain access to Gomas’ content. This is the lowest tier available on her page, which also includes discounts on her merchandise.

Gomas first made national news when she disrupted an American Airlines flight from Dallas to Orlando. She rushed to the front of the plane, declaring she was going to deboard because a fellow passenger was “not real.”

Since then, Gomas has maintained her public presence, appearing on podcasts, YouTube shows, and even giving tours of her stylish Texas home. She has also clarified that her airplane outburst was not due to any supernatural or otherworldly experiences, but rather a heated altercation with another passenger.

Despite the negative attention, Gomas has managed to turn her notoriety into a new career opportunity. She has been working at Uppercut Marketing, LLC since 2016, according to her LinkedIn page, which is no longer active.

This is great. When I initially saw the video, I became suddenly interested in finding out more about her and her relationship with her cat.

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Her boyfriend is fucking a black guy?

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What the fuck is wrong with people? I usually laugh at this shit but gotdamed if I didn't want to slap the shit out of that cunt.

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Is it wrong that I'm dying to have one of those batshit women go bonkers in front of me so I can grab them by their hair and drag them out like a fucking caveman?

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Is it wrong that I'm dying to have one of those batshit women go bonkers in front of me so I can grab them by their hair and drag them out like a fucking caveman?

That passenger that was helping the FA with the flexcuffs showed remarkable restraint.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

What the fuck is wrong with people? I usually laugh at this shit but gotdamed if I didn't want to slap the shit out of that cunt.

I'm quite certain I would have beat the fuck out of her if she spoke to my wife like that and grabbed her hair. 

I would have happily broken her arm and dislocated her shoulder to get her to let go of that other woman.  Fuck that drunk bitch.

26 minutes ago, royiv said:

That passenger that was helping the FA with the flexcuffs showed remarkable restraint.

I watched eagerly for him to drop the people’s elbow on her collarbone. 

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Making a little lemonade here - I think there's some side boob starting around 00:32.

I’m also annoyed at the people behind her two hands on their phone filming like it’s the jersey shore instead of punching her in the face the moment she started attacking. 

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Wait, there's more.

She seems stable.

 

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so my understanding is that she'll soon be doing a podcast, secure endorsements, and possibly run for office?

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Wait, there's more.

She seems stable.

 

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I'm hoping the stretcher is because someone put a hurt on her after the video. 

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