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    Spirit needs to pick up some Popeyes employees out of the portal.

  • Since we don’t have a flight thread of badasses I thought I’d put this here. RIP to that beautiful courageous lady.    Full text of the Tweet: Neerja Bhanot was a 22-year-old flight a

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8 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

I bet her pussy grips like the fist of a gorilla 

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7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I bet her pussy grips like the fist of a gorilla 

She dates a black guy. Just saying.
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4 minutes ago, troph said:

who apparently she can't satisfy because he's fucking a guy on the side.

batshit crazy drove the dude to swear off women.

While somewhat hesitant - would.

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side boob put me over the top

can’t handle her edibles it seems…along with being trash, bad combo…

5 hours ago, royiv said:

That passenger that was helping the FA with the flexcuffs showed remarkable restraint.

I assumed he was an air marshal.

While I have been in a few fights in my day, I'm no Billy Badass or anything.

BUT if anyone...elder, female, invalid, teen spits in my face or my wife's face,   I will go full-on, hulk style rageaholic.

Why was there no law enforcement there by the 2nd video?  And I would pay good money to see her tazed.  Repeatedly. 

38 minutes ago, ballrific said:

can’t handle her edibles it seems…along with being trash, bad combo…

They make meth edibles? 

15 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I would pay good money to see her tazed.  Repeatedly. 

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Based on her hat, I think she might be a time traveler from 2002.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Wait, there's more.

She seems stable.

 

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<ding ding> you are now free to move about the jail cell

Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

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Yeah she fucked her life for awhile. I don't imagine she'll get much work for awhile.

21 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Why was there no law enforcement there by the 2nd video?  And I would pay good money to see her tazed.  Repeatedly. 

It was taking off from the Uvalde International Airport. 

"And Koami was just standing there slightly in her way, and she said, 'Oh I’m sorry BLACK guy’, and right when she said it, she realized she had gone too far. So, she said in a jokey voice, 'My boyfriend’s a BLACK guy my boyfriend’s a black guy my boyfriend’s a black guy!'"

35 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

What planet are you all on?

She'll have a 6 figure podcast deal in about 3 months.

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Surprising amount of restraint shown by the Brazilians. Fuck that bitch. 

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On 6/18/2025 at 12:30 PM, Felix said:

I would have happily broken her arm and dislocated her shoulder to get her to let go of that other woman.  Fuck that drunk bitch.

Push that elbow holding the hair up/forward, she lets go really quickly, at least that's what my friend told me when it happened to him.

Anyway, spitting is assault and you can defend yourself. All bets are off for me at that point. Female, male, non-binary, zero fucks given. 

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On 6/18/2025 at 8:16 AM, crash_davis said:

What the fuck is wrong with people? I usually laugh at this shit but gotdamed if I didn't want to slap the shit out of that cunt.

somebody should have yanked on her hair. "how do YOU like it, you cunt?"

On 6/18/2025 at 12:47 PM, Steel Shank said:

Making a little lemonade here - I think there's some side boob starting around 00:32.

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On 6/18/2025 at 3:25 PM, crash_davis said:

Wait, there's more.

She seems stable.

 

 

 

Boyfriend catching strays like a MF.

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17 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

It was taking off from the Uvalde International Airport. 

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16 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

OnlyFans


Question…. For a friend.

Are there really that many fucking dudes comfortable scanning their ID’s and sending it to OnlyFans so they can pay chicks for ‘batin material?

When …. my friend …. realized you couldn’t view contact without a verified account that checks your age via an upload of your ID, he just went back to Reddit NSFW threads and VPN enabled pornhub access.

Considering how many middle aged men …. Like my friend…. There are providing payments to OnlyFans creators and after the whole Ashley Madison debacle some years ago it surprises me that dudes would want to open themselves up to what seems like a digital sword of Damocles.

But I guess the dong wants what the dong wants.

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:


Question…. For a friend.

Are there really that many fucking dudes comfortable scanning their ID’s and sending it to OnlyFans so they can pay chicks for ‘batin material?

When …. my friend …. realized you couldn’t view contact without a verified account that checks your age via an upload of your ID, he just went back to Reddit NSFW threads and VPN enabled pornhub access.

Considering how many middle aged men …. Like my friend…. There are providing payments to OnlyFans creators and after the whole Ashley Madison debacle some years ago it surprises me that dudes would want to open themselves up to what seems like a digital sword of Damocles.

But I guess the dong wants what the dong wants.

My friend told me most of them have pretty big social media accounts. According to him, while you don't get full content there's enough on those account to achieve your goals of.. ya know, getting to "know" them better.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

My friend told me most of them have pretty big social media accounts. According to him, while you don't get full content there's enough on those account to achieve your goals of.. ya know, getting to "know" them better.


My friend appreciates your friend’s sage advice.

 

11 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Just a couple dudes….. talkin about batin’

Just two dudes, talkin’ about batin’

No shame, my friend, just some late-night debatin’

Yeah, just two dudes, talkin’ about batin’

Not me, of course—Cuz I’m participatin’

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Me deboarding a plane: Efficient. Athletic, almost graceful, economy of effort as I remove my carryon and continue down the aisle in one smooth motion. Ready to move when my time comes.

All other people: Bumbling clods. Stupidly shuffling their items, pulling bags onto their own heads. Halfwits who cannot understand when it is their turn. Not ready for the jet age. 

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Me deboarding a plane: Efficient. Athletic, almost graceful, economy of effort as I remove my carryon and continue down the aisle in one smooth motion. Ready to move when my time comes.

All other people: Bumbling clods. Stupidly shuffling their items, pulling bags onto their own heads. Halfwits who cannot understand when it is their turn. Not ready for the jet age. 

I am right there with you. Collectively, among all airlines, I am around 3 million miles flown. I have it down to an art. This time of year is an absolute beating with families flying for summer getaways.

25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Me deboarding a plane: Efficient. Athletic, almost graceful, economy of effort as I remove my carryon and continue down the aisle in one smooth motion. Ready to move when my time comes.

All other people: Bumbling clods. Stupidly shuffling their items, pulling bags onto their own heads. Halfwits who cannot understand when it is their turn. Not ready for the jet age. 

Said deboarding by @956 Worldwide

 

 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

All other people: Bumbling clods. Stupidly shuffling their items, pulling bags onto their own heads. Halfwits who cannot understand when it is their turn. Not ready for the jet age. 

I have a sneaking suspicion that there were a bunch of stupid assholes who were always holding up the wagon train as well.

30 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have a sneaking suspicion that there were a bunch of stupid assholes who were always holding up the wagon train as well.

Flatter than a tabletop
Makes you wonder why they stopped here
Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition one
On the great migration west
Separated from the rest
Though they might have tried their best
They never caught the sun
So they sunk some roots down in the dirt
To keep from blowin' off the earth
Built a town around here
And when the dust had all but cleared
They called it Levelland, the pride of man
In Levelland

Not on the flight, but in men's room and sit-down stall was first available.  I jump in there, and sumbeach was full smoking a cigarette. 
 

Really?   You can't make it to the parking lot without  getting your fix?

 

Fucking disgusting. 

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Don't they still have caneing over there? Motivate his ass to get up and walk off.

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