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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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  • LOL, have you seen the infection rates for those who have been vaccinated? 

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    I got negged by three people for posting Casey's highlights from the Alamo Bowl when many of you were convinced Card is much better. That's the QB who won a game for us and could be starting the first

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Longhorn Network cuts away from Sark's presser to ...

... Little League.  Starkville, MS vs Boulder, CO. 

Not kidding.

It all starts and ends with the oline, can we please not suck up front. 

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

It all starts and ends with the oline, can we please not suck up front. 

Feels like we're in better shape there, by far, than when Charlie or Tom arrived.

50 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Longhorn Network cuts away from Sark's presser to ...

... Little League.  Starkville, MS vs Boulder, CO. 

Not kidding.

"NO WAY THE LONGHORNS WILL EVER GIVE UP LHN"

-uninformed idiots on rival message boards two weeks ago lololol

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

sigh

 

What’s the issue here? That is a lot better than I would’ve guessed. I think the bigger problem is it appears despite being vaccinated it’s highly possible they can still get the virus at some point during the season and have to sit out a game or 2.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Longhorn Network cuts away from Sark's presser to ...

... Little League.  Starkville, MS vs Boulder, CO. 

Not kidding.

We got a new daddy now hoss.

18 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"NO WAY THE LONGHORNS WILL EVER GIVE UP LHN"

-uninformed idiots on rival message boards two weeks ago lololol

These are the same people who believe in the caricature straw man of The University of Texas.

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If this team doesn't get into some bullshit midfield pre-game "fight" in its first game, it'll already by an improvement over Herman. 

5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

I think both guys will get some solid playing time the first two games 

Unless we're smoking ULaLa and Arky I think Sark will roll his primary guy.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Longhorn Network cuts away from Sark's presser to ...

... Little League.  Starkville, MS vs Boulder, CO. 

Not kidding.

So glad that's going away.

Unless we're smoking ULaLa and Arky I think Sark will roll his primary guy.

Agree. The starter will need as many game reps as possible. I do think they’ll let the backup throw against Rice as opposed to just hand off. And I think there’s a very real chance Arkansas and Tech both turn into the kind of laughers where the backup plays.
4 hours ago, salonghorn said:

Are there any trick plays in Sark's offense, like having both  QBs in the backfield for a play?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Zeus said:

First the beej !!!

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Pretty sure that is D’shawn Jamison returning a kick, not Bijan. 

8 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Pretty sure that is D’shawn Jamison returning a kick, not Bijan. 

lol not a good excuse, but I typed Bijan Robinson into duckduckgo on my phone and saw this picture, looked cool.  news article with the wrong guy in their pic

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Fuckin Beaumont Enterprise

https://www.beaumontenterprise.com/sports/college_sports/longhorns/article/Could-Bijan-Robinson-be-Texas-next-Ricky-15714026.php#photo-20236181

1 hour ago, SarkAfterDark said:

What’s the issue here? That is a lot better than I would’ve guessed. I think the bigger problem is it appears despite being vaccinated it’s highly possible they can still get the virus at some point during the season and have to sit out a game or 2.

I think I read that if you are vaccinated you are not subject to testing. If everyone were vaccinated, nobody would get tested without being sick and showing symptoms. Quarantine rules and other things are greatly reduced for vaccinated players as well. 

 

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Unless we're smoking ULaLa and Arky I think Sark will roll his primary guy.

Yeah, I had the schedule mixed up. I was thinking Rice was game #2. I think there’s a pretty decent chance we’re up by 14+ in the 4th Quarter against ULL so the backup can play. 

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah, I had the schedule mixed up. I was thinking Rice was game #2. I think there’s a pretty decent chance we’re up by 14+ in the 4th Quarter against ULL so the backup can play. 

I actually agree and I love that the line is still dropping

3 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Ummm. Why not 100% vaccinated?

5 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Ummm. Why not 100% vaccinated?

Let me ask coach and I'll get back to you.

Looks like they deleted the initial Youtube upload of the press conference.  

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2 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

What’s the issue here? That is a lot better than I would’ve guessed. I think the bigger problem is it appears despite being vaccinated it’s highly possible they can still get the virus at some point during the season and have to sit out a game or 2.

“Highly possible” seems a little overblown. The vaccine has a 94.5% efficacy rate, which is pretty freaking incredible. 

2 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

What’s the issue here? That is a lot better than I would’ve guessed. I think the bigger problem is it appears despite being vaccinated it’s highly possible they can still get the virus at some point during the season and have to sit out a game or 2.

Unvaccinated means infected now on social media so 

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So glad that's going away.

I am not. LHN was great for giving new talent on ESPN a shot, showed student art, and non-televised sports.

Also seeing the Alum comment on the bowl games was fun and insightful.

The same 3-4 commercials for the network was stupid. They needed to lower their rates and advertise a little more, and they could have pulled off a Hard Knock style show, and added other programming even if it wasn’t sports related.

Imagine a Last Chance U type of program for Basketball and Baseball. Hell, get cheer/pom on there as well. Get some stupid dating game, win a scholarship jeopardy, or some other bullshit. Give motherfuckers a product to consume.


Instead we got a few games and some analysis. As if the goal was to bleed ESPN, not make a real network.

We have a renown film school. Use it. One of our graduates did the First 48 soon after leaving. They got the talent.
1 hour ago, CosmoDog said:

Ummm. Why not 100% vaccinated?

because you touch yourself at night. 

Maybe up for reals this time?

 

51 minutes ago, Nivek said:


I am not. LHN was great for giving new talent on ESPN a shot, showed student art, and non-televised sports.

Also seeing the Alum comment on the bowl games was fun and insightful.

The same 3-4 commercials for the network was stupid. They needed to lower their rates and advertise a little more, and they could have pulled off a Hard Knock style show, and added other programming even if it wasn’t sports related.

Imagine a Last Chance U type of program for Basketball and Baseball. Hell, get cheer/pom on there as well. Get some stupid dating game, win a scholarship jeopardy, or some other bullshit. Give motherfuckers a product to consume.


Instead we got a few games and some analysis. As if the goal was to bleed ESPN, not make a real network.

We have a renown film school. Use it. One of our graduates did the First 48 soon after leaving. They got the talent.

You must've been one the 6 people that got it and the 3 that watched it

5 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

So 15 or so rushes a game and 3-5 catches for 125 to 150 total yards  and 1.6 TDs a game? I’m cool with that..

 

1 hour ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

“Highly possible” seems a little overblown. The vaccine has a 94.5% efficacy rate, which is pretty freaking incredible. 

I know enough people including myself that are vaccinated that have caught Covid to know it’s highly possible despite what the efficacy number is supposed to be. Delta ain’t discriminating and is burning through the vaccinated and unvaccinated without any discretion.

12 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So 15 or so rushes a game and 3-5 catches for 125 to 150 total yards  and 1.6 TDs a game? I’m cool with that..

 

how the hell is he going to score .6 of a touchdown?

2 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

how the hell is he going to score .6 of a touchdown?

Should be good for 20-22 TDS over a 14 game season..

4 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

What’s the issue here? That is a lot better than I would’ve guessed. I think the bigger problem is it appears despite being vaccinated it’s highly possible they can still get the virus at some point during the season and have to sit out a game or 2.

The bigger problem is that we've got 11 retired dentists on our roster masquerading as college football players.

15 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I know enough people including myself that are vaccinated that have caught Covid to know it’s highly possible despite what the efficacy number is supposed to be.

ah so you’re one of the weak ones. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Should be good for 20-22 TDS over a 14 game season..

 I was just being a smartass. I like the way you think.

24 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I know enough people including myself that are vaccinated that have caught Covid to know it’s highly possible despite what the efficacy number is supposed to be. Delta ain’t discriminating and is burning through the vaccinated and unvaccinated without any discretion.

Fair enough. My wife is an ER NP so we can both agree that Delta is a bitch.  I’m just saying that without the vaccine we’d all be royally f*cked. 

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