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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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  • LOL, have you seen the infection rates for those who have been vaccinated? 

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    I got negged by three people for posting Casey's highlights from the Alamo Bowl when many of you were convinced Card is much better. That's the QB who won a game for us and could be starting the first

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12 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Wait, are you seriously telling me that a person doesn’t have to spend their money if they have the wherewithal to do so?  It was a tongue planted firmly in cheek comment.  I thought that was obvious.  

It was obvious, but I still chose to state it. 

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1 hour ago, stork642 said:

Wait, are you seriously telling me that a person doesn’t have to spend their money if they have the wherewithal to do so? 

You've obviously never met my wife. 

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

yeah well, fuck stupid people.  Donnie Little got a fair shot.  James Brown got a fair shot.  Vince got a fair shot.  I'm sure there are more that I can't recall. 

Donovan Forbes

3 hours ago, TXRed said:

If you Google Bijan Robinson, this is what you get… 901CE504-CACE-400F-82FC-1891AA5F1213.thumb.jpeg.f102c1d5937bcc678a5ba8ed09b70859.jpeg

Wikipedia and ESPN have it fucked up!

Who would have thought that Katfid had not one, but two moonlighting gigs right now?

10 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Forget it NoName, it’s the Football Board
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yeah, expecting folks here to understand very basic concepts is way too much to ask.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

College Days...

 

Put your horns up and sing “The Eyes of Texas” to her. She’ll know you’re serious. 

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8 hours ago, D3zii said:

Fuck it Whittington, Worthy Moore and sprinkles of Dixion and Troy with a rotation at TE…That’s it…We don’t need a Deep WR core

I'm pretty sure that's what we will see when it comes time for games and prep for Louisiana. The starters and main guys getting the reps and a more clear difference between 1s and 2s at least on the offensive side of the ball.

If Sark picks Card, I fully expect to hear cries of racism

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

College Days...

 

What's up here?

Is he asking his mom for advice?

Does he have a crush on a girls mother?

Does he have a crush on a girl that has a baby?

9 hours ago, Sal said:

Can’t say I’m surprised by most of the people who bit on this one

 

2 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

What's up here?

Is he asking his mom for advice?

Does he have a crush on a girls mother?

Does he have a crush on a girl that has a baby?

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Question Number 2

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I don’t think I agree with this. I get the premise, but I want to learn how Nick Saban and Tom Fucking Brady practice. 

 

10 hours ago, stork642 said:

He should be able to afford a better boat right?

Ranch boat I would guess (light weight for small holding tanks/ponds) and stocked given size of Bass -  Also Shipley is running ranch real estate now - so probably the one taking the picture.  If you've got 1M+ laying around you can buy a ranch from him.   Ok,  back to 3star QB talk....

From what I've seen of him so far, Card gets sacked a lot. Just gonna put that out there. Of course, that's better than getting intercepted a lot. But sacks can kill drives, too.

10 hours ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Didn't Casey have a breakout performance in the bowl game giving us fans hope that we would be in good hands when Sam left? That was not practice or scrimmage; that was a real game against a P5 team under pressure. Let's not disrespect the dude.


Calm your tits. No one is disrespecting Casey. Whoever wins the job needs to show out over a longer time horizon than one half of one game. I’m optimistic about the position because he showed he could play well but that’s not what is ultimately going to decide who is the starter. 

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20 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

From what I've seen of him so far, Card gets sacked a lot. Just gonna put that out there. Of course, that's better than getting intercepted a lot. But sacks can kill drives, too.

He drops his eyes too & frantically seeks running lanes instead of climbing the pocket. I don’t envy Sarks position. There is risk/reward with both QBs. 

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25 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

From what I've seen of him so far, Card gets sacked a lot. Just gonna put that out there. Of course, that's better than getting intercepted a lot. But sacks can kill drives, too.

 

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

He drops his eyes too & frantically seeks running lanes instead of climbing the pocket. I don’t envy Sarks position. There is risk/reward with both QBs. 

That’s part of being a young QB. It’s a far better option than having a 3rd/4th year guy turning the ball over. Hard to correct the latter and the former corrects itself with experience. 

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From what I've seen of him so far, Card gets sacked a lot. Just gonna put that out there. Of course, that's better than getting intercepted a lot. But sacks can kill drives, too.

“Card gets sacked with confidence. The offense tends to rally after the Lion of Lake Travis hits the turf. Casey Thompson checks down like a little bitch.” - IT
What's up here?
Is he asking his mom for advice?
Does he have a crush on a girls mother?
Does he have a crush on a girl that has a baby?

The kids now don’t use possessives when talking. When he says “this girl mom”, he means “this girl’s mom”
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Quarterback Hudson Card taking the vast majority of snaps with the 1s yesterday caught many by surprise.

But it shouldn’t have.

While both Card and Casey Thompson had issues in Saturday’s scrimmage, it was Thompson who turned the ball over twice and Card who engineered the best scoring drive of the drive of the day.

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

That’s part of being a young QB. It’s a far better option than having a 3rd/4th year guy turning the ball over. Hard to correct the latter and the former corrects itself with experience. 

How many games did Card start at QB for Lake Travis? (247 says two seasons)  Despite all of the high level coaching and private QB tutors there were times he looked lost in the Spring Game.  Even if he does win the starting job I think we are going to have to expect some real 'why the fuck did you do that' moments from the kid.

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4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

College Days...

 

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How many games did Card start at QB for Lake Travis? (247 says two seasons)  Despite all of the high level coaching and private QB tutors there were times he looked lost in the Spring Game.  Even if he does win the starting job I think we are going to have to expect some real 'why the fuck did you do that' moments from the kid.

That’s bound to happen, and anyone expecting a championship performance 24/7 is drinking too much kool-aid. I remember the young mistakes Ehlinger made early, against OSU and to a lesser extent USC. The insane sophomore performance Sam put out made all of those freshman head scratchers worth it
9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

How many games did Card start at QB for Lake Travis?  Despite all of the high level coaching and private QB tutors there were times he looked lost in the Spring Game.  Even if he does win the starting job I think we are going to have to expect some real 'why the fuck did you do that' moments from both kids.

There will be bright spots and head scratching plays with both of these guys. My hope is that it clicks for one before it’s too late. Something similar to James Brown* or Major Applewhite.* 
 

*I don’t remember any hype whatsoever surrounding either of these guys before they were put in. 

21 minutes ago, YeeYeeCTE said:


That’s bound to happen, and anyone expecting a championship performance 24/7 is drinking too much kool-aid. I remember the young mistakes Ehlinger made early, against OSU and to a lesser extent USC. The insane sophomore performance Sam put out made all of those freshman head scratchers worth it

Yeah, for sure. Even that albino bitch, Spencer rattler, didn't look too good early in the season for blowU.

5 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Yeah, for sure. Even that albino bitch, Spencer rattler, didn't look too good early in the season for blowU.

We can’t afford to drop two winnable games early. Goddamnit Bijan, stunt on these hoes please! 

It’s real simple for me. Thompson is a junior and still hasn’t separated from the redshirt freshman.

That’ll be $9.95.

It’s a good thing our D is the good enough to win us games early on. Then when Casey/Card have the light turn on, look out world, here we come. 

22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

someone should start a handle Kirk's Bawls @Kbawls and let him have it.

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:


Calm your tits. No one is disrespecting Casey. Whoever wins the job needs to show out over a longer time horizon than one half of one game. I’m optimistic about the position because he showed he could play well but that’s not what is ultimately going to decide who is the starter. 

Gentle reminder that ShowMeALoss is, generally speaking, a clueless shitposting troll so maybe worry less about hurting his pwetty widdle feelings. 

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

How many games did Card start at QB for Lake Travis? (247 says two seasons)  Despite all of the high level coaching and private QB tutors there were times he looked lost in the Spring Game.  Even if he does win the starting job I think we are going to have to expect some real 'why the fuck did you do that' moments from the kid.

Hard to tell really....could go either way. In a game he may take off if there is running room quicker than in practice. 

12 hours ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Didn't Casey have a breakout performance in the bowl game giving us fans hope that we would be in good hands when Sam left? That was not practice or scrimmage; that was a real game against a P5 team under pressure. Let's not disrespect the dude.

Nobody is disrespecting anyone.  This is all mere speculation.  Counterpoint: Christian Scott came off the bench and balled out for a half one time.  We crowned him and he promptly went back to obscurity.

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Nobody is disrespecting anyone.  This is all mere speculation.  Counterpoint: Christian Scott came off the bench and balled out for a half one time.  We crowned him and he promptly went back to obscurity.

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That’s bound to happen, and anyone expecting a championship performance 24/7 is drinking too much kool-aid. I remember the young mistakes Ehlinger made early, against OSU and to a lesser extent USC. The insane sophomore performance Sam put out made all of those freshman head scratchers worth it

To be fair, Sam played better as a freshman than he did as a senior.
9 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Doomed.

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Come on offense. How hard is "hand the ball off to Bijan"?

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8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Come on offense. How hard is "hand the ball off to Bijan"?

That’s what you’d think but then there were 2-3 snaps in the scrimmage highlight tape where the d-line was 1-2 yards in the backfield by the time the handoff happened. Considering our interior OL was not incompetent at the end of last season, I’m hoping this means our interior DL is just a bunch of freaks.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Practice is at 3pm today...interested to see who gets most of the reps...

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