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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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14 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


To be fair, Sam played better as a freshman than he did as a senior.

Is my sarcasm meter broken?  This isn't true at all.  by any measure.

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    I got negged by three people for posting Casey's highlights from the Alamo Bowl when many of you were convinced Card is much better. That's the QB who won a game for us and could be starting the first

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It’s either KoolAid or doom and gloom for most of you. I don’t think there is any chance this team is worst than it was last year. I find it a bit refreshing we aren’t being served Koolaid all fall camp this time around. I’m still believe this team will be a lot better than most think.

I mix my own Burnt Orange Koolaid!  Here is my recipe:

1 part Orange Juice

4 parts El Destilador Reposado

have to go Reposado to git the color right and after a couple of these the goal post will be aligned in your mind and you won’t care who is the QB!

Oh, and fuck Chip brown and OU Sucks!!

To be fair, none of these players have ever been expected to know anything resembling an offense at the college level. Might take a minute. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I honestly wish the Texas side of things would blackball chip

I would start with Kurt and then add Chip in or go with the "Why not both?" and freeze both of those simple motherfuckers out.

22 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

 I find it a bit refreshing we aren’t being served Koolaid all fall camp this time around. I’m still believe this team will be a lot better than most think.

I love it. It's either holding players to a high standard or made up bullshit to motivate them. Either way, it's not rubbing their backs and talking about how great they are.

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I honestly wish the Texas side of things would blackball chip

I do too, but he's also a useful idiot that will print anything you feed him. 

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

he's also a useful idiot that will print anything you feed him. 

Exactly. 

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4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I do too, but he's also a useful idiot that will print anything you feed him. 

 

3 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Exactly. 

That’s also a big negative. How many other teams writers post the things ours do?

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

That’s also a big negative. How many other teams writers post the things ours do?

I don't really have much respect for other teams' fansites either.

The defense should be trashing the offense based on the experience coming back.  Especially on the interior line.  I think I would be more worried if the offense was dominating our defense.

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18 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Come on offense. How hard is "hand the ball off to Bijan"?

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Idk if the O is struggling more than usual or whether we just have a coaching staff who know what an efficient offense is supposed to look like.

An average O with a great D is not a bad place to be.

52 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

The defense should be trashing the offense based on the experience coming back.  Especially on the interior line.  I think I would be more worried if the offense was dominating our defense.

There are ways to keep DL1 from smashing up OL1 and keeping the entire offense from learning...  If OL1 is getting smashed by DL2, we haz the doom.

2 minutes ago, Snacks said:

There are ways to keep DL1 from smashing up OL1 and keeping the entire offense from learning...  If OL1 is getting smashed by DL2, we haz the doom.

I guess on the interior the issue is that DL2 is also really good. Ojomo/Coburn and Sweat/Murphy/(maybe Collins too?) is not a big dropoff at all.

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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Notice he doesn't put his right hand down and immediately picks up his left hand when he feels it hit the ground?

 

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Same poster on IT who broke the news about Card getting most of the reps with the 1's yesterday said Card again got the majority of the reps with the 1's in the walk-through this morning. Practice is this afternoon.

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Just now, texifornia said:

I guess on the interior the issue is that DL2 is also really good. Ojomo/Coburn and Sweat/Murphy/(maybe Collins too?) is not a big dropoff at all.

well, DL3PO or whatever the fuck... 

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Same poster on IT who broke the news about Card getting most of the reps with the 1's yesterday said Card again got the majority of the reps with the 1's in the walk-through this morning. Actual practice is this afternoon....

RACISM!!i!

Two of our OL starters at the end of last season are now on the bench (Tyler Johnson and Karic). If our interior continues to get abused like South Austin's mom's interior, wonder if we'll see Johnson or Imade get looks. 

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Two of our OL starters at the end of last season are now on the bench (Tyler Johnson and Karic). If our interior continues to get abused like South Austin's mom's interior, wonder if we'll see Johnson or Imade get looks. 

Lol Imade was worse than them. 
 

I don’t think we will see much OL variation until the season. 
 

I don’t think we’ll face many defensive lines as good and deep as ours. 
 

 

also to follow up the QB comment earlier here is the post 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Same poster on IT who broke the news about Card getting most of the reps with the 1's yesterday said Card again got the majority of the reps with the 1's in the walk-through this morning. Practice is this afternoon.

Chip says Casey will get a majority of the 1st team snaps today. So I’m assuming the IT poster is correct. 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol Imade was worse than them. 

Well I don't know. They had Imade at RT all spring. Would he be an improvement over Okafor? Maybe?

26 minutes ago, Snacks said:

There are ways to keep DL1 from smashing up OL1 and keeping the entire offense from learning...  If OL1 is getting smashed by DL2, we haz the doom.

I think we might be at peak offseason. Surly has exaggerated practice reports to the point that posters now think the entire offense isn’t learning because our DL is so dominant that we can’t even function.

 i hear practice is like having 4 Ndomakung Suhs on the field at once. Half the time our QBs haven’t even received the snap in shotgun before the play is blown dead. 

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1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

I think we might be at peak offseason. Surly has exaggerated practice reports to the point that posters now think the entire offense isn’t learning because our DL is so dominant that we can’t even function.

 i hear practice is like having 4 Ndomakung Suhs on the field at once. Half the time our QBs have event received the snap in shotgun before the play is blown dead. 

Well Brockermeyer is apparently a combination of Brian Urlacher and Luke Kuechly

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ndomakung

how do you say that again?

2 hours ago, Octavian said:

That’s what you’d think but then there were 2-3 snaps in the scrimmage highlight tape where the d-line was 1-2 yards in the backfield by the time the handoff happened. Considering our interior OL was not incompetent at the end of last season, I’m hoping this means our interior DL is just a bunch of freaks.

I hope the Defense is so dang good that the offense is in shock at how easy it is to score against the rest of the Big 12 Defenses...

2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

how do you say that again?

 I might’ve bothered to learn how to spell his name if he had ever won his conference. 

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1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

I think we might be at peak offseason. Surly has exaggerated practice reports to the point that posters now think the entire offense isn’t learning because our DL is so dominant that we can’t even function.

 i hear practice is like having 4 Ndomakung Suhs on the field at once. Half the time our QBs have event received the snap in shotgun before the play is blown dead. 

Rod B mentioned on the Blitz today that he wouldn't be surprised if PK ran a much more vanilla defense in the scrimmage this week just to make sure the offense could run a little more smoothly and get some shit accomplished.  

Jake Majors isn't going to face the size/speed combo of Coburn/Sweat except for maybe twice this year and neither of those guys are the talent of our two (I think I saw Baylor and Louisiana have a couple of huge NT's but thats about it).

2 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would start with Kurt and then add Chip in or go with the "Why not both?" and freeze both of those simple motherfuckers out.

They're both just hanging around the program to jeopardize it and shit on it for rage-clicks.

6 minutes ago, Azbadlands said:

I hope the Defense is so dang good that the offense is in shock at how easy it is to score against the rest of the Big 12 Defenses...

He may be on to something.....

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rod B mentioned on the Blitz today that he wouldn't be surprised if PK ran a much more vanilla defense in the scrimmage this week just to make sure the offense could run a little more smoothly and get some shit accomplished.  

Jake Majors isn't going to face the size/speed combo of Coburn/Sweat except for maybe twice this year and neither of those guys are the talent of our two (I think I saw Baylor and Louisiana have a couple of huge NT's but thats about it).

Louisiana's depth chart at DL on ourlads

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Jones - 6'5 244

Humphrey - 6'4 353

Hill - 6'1 283

Their backups

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Landry - 6'4 267

Hazard - 6'1 287
Narcisse - 6'2 291

 

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Come on offense. How hard is "hand the ball off to Bijan"?

In their defense, Wikipedia can't seem to find Bijan either.

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Behind Paywall...

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What is wrong with this idiot who calls God "you-know-who" ?

14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If our offense can maintain the same FEI it's had the last 3 years and the defense moves up to the 10-25 range we could potentially have a very good year.

PK was top 18 in DFEI every season at Washington except COVID shortened 2020.  That includes a couple of top 4 and a 7th.

18 minutes ago, Azbadlands said:

I hope the Defense is so dang good that the offense is in shock at how easy it is to score against the rest of the Big 12 Defenses...

Defense isn't allowed in the Big 12. We will have half the starters tossed from the game for bringing the wood in this shit conference. 


To be fair, Sam played better as a freshman than he did as a senior.

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2 hours ago, Tom Chairman said:


To be fair, Sam played better as a freshman than he did as a senior.

Meryl Streep Doubt GIF

Sam as a Senior:

194/322, 2556 yards, 60.2 CMP%, 26:5 TD:INT, 150.7 rating, 76.6 QBR

Sam as a Freshman:

147/260, 1083 yards, 56.6 CMP%, 10:7 TD:INT, 122.1 rating, 47.1 QBR

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26 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I think we might be at peak offseason. Surly has exaggerated practice reports to the point that posters now think the entire offense isn’t learning because our DL is so dominant that we can’t even function.

 i hear practice is like having 4 Ndomakung Suhs on the field at once. Half the time our QBs haven’t even received the snap in shotgun before the play is blown dead. 

Sources say Keondre Coburn has received most of the snaps at QB with the 1s

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2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

What is wrong with this idiot who calls God "you-know-who" ?

Well, Jesus, but I suppose depending on your theological interpretation it's pretty much the same.

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2 minutes ago, NoName said:

Meryl Streep Doubt GIF

Sam as a Senior:

194/322, 2556 yards, 60.2 CMP%, 26:5 TD:INT, 150.7 rating, 76.6 QBR

Sam as a Freshman:

147/260, 1083 yards, 56.6 CMP%, 10:7 TD:INT, 122.1 rating, 47.1 QBR

Maybe he meant sophomore?

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Louisiana's depth chart at DL on ourlads

image.png.dfa1985b0f9c7e855b8f0ffd69a4426c.png

 

Jones - 6'5 244

Humphrey - 6'4 353

Hill - 6'1 283

Their backups

image.png.37465a91889e8c948341c2c4a6d0aec6.png

 

Landry - 6'4 267

Hazard - 6'1 287
Narcisse - 6'2 291

 

On the flip side, they have a 6' 267 lb Center that will be trying to block Coburn.

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9 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Sources say Keondre Coburn has received most of the snaps at QB with the 1s

Quartersnacks 

 

I'll myself out....

21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If our offense can maintain the same FEI it's had the last 3 years and the defense moves up to the 10-25 range we could potentially have a very good year.

If Texas has a top 20 OFEI and a top 25 DFEI they will be in very good shape. I will even flip it, if they have a top 15 OFEI and a top 20 DFEI they should be in phenomenal shape.

Texas FEI ratings:

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PK DFEI rankings:

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10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe he meant sophomore?

Sam as a Senior:

194/322, 2556 yards, 60.2 CMP%, 26:5 TD:INT, 150.7 rating, 76.6 QBR

Sam as a Sophomore:

256/398, 3123 yards, 64.3 CMP%, 25:5 TD:INT, 148.5 rating, 77.3 QBR

Sam as a Freshman:

147/260, 1083 yards, 56.6 CMP%, 10:7 TD:INT, 122.1 rating, 47.1 QBR

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