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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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17 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Agreed, but I'm not. Used to park next to his blinged out Escalade in the Jester garage way back when though. He was always pretty cool and would chat for a few. 

I was always team Simms, unless he sucked, in which case I was team Applewhite, unless he sucked. 

Sounds like something Chris would say;)

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

And everything I've heard, given the circumstances, Simms is a solid guy.  Major, not so much

And I have a good buddy who played and coached with Major who loves the guy. Says he would fit right in here.

Of course, the whole fat trainer thing, but...yeah, he would fit right in here.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

And I have a good buddy who played and coached with Major who loves the guy. Says he would fit right in here.

Of course, the whole fat trainer thing, but...yeah, he would fit right in here.

He and Vic would hit it off.

16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

And everything I've heard, given the circumstances, Simms is a solid guy.  Major, not so much

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This is a long one.  Enjoy.

 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And I have a good buddy who played and coached with Major who loves the guy. Says he would fit right in here.

Of course, the whole fat trainer thing, but...yeah, he would fit right in here.

 

4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

He and Vic would hit it off.

In all fairness to the trainer, she wasn't Vic's "whale of a catch" type preference. But she definitely had a type, middling ginger offensive coordinators.

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59 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Agreed, but I'm not. Used to park next to his blinged out Escalade in the Jester garage way back when though. He was always pretty cool and would chat for a few. 

I was always team Simms, unless he sucked, in which case I was team Applewhite, unless he sucked. 

Fuck Chris Simms.  He buttons his shirts all the way to the top without wearing a tie.  That's unforgivable.

 

Also, he's a douche

This thread is going down a path that’s been traveled many times, and it’s bordered with poison ivy, broken glass, oh hey, there’s a fucking boa constrictor, so respectfully, before it gets out of hand, please everyone shut the fuck up. 

Ok, how about tonight’s practice? Gates open at 6! 

(Added the “everyone” so no one thinks I was singling anyone out. And that guy may really be Jesus, you never know.)

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1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

This thread is going down a path that’s been traveled many times, and it’s bordered with poison ivy, broken glass, oh hey, there’s a fucking boa constrictor, so respectfully, before it gets out of hand, please shut the fuck up. 

Ok, how about tonight’s practice? Gates open at 6! 

I'll be done with work at 7:00. What time does practice start? Will there be any food?

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I'll be done with work at 7:00. What time does practice start? Will there be any food?

I believe 6:45. I do know there will be beer, so probably food. And beer. Which has calories.

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Get a glimpse of the 2021 Texas Longhorns Football team prior to the season opener during an Open Practice on Wednesday, Aug. 18 at 6:45 p.m. at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium at Campbell-Williams Field.  Admission is FREE for all fans.  Gate 7 will open at 6 p.m. on the northwest corner of the stadium. 

Fans will be able to sit in sections 3-6 on the west side of the stadium.  

The first 50 fans will receive a FREE Texas Football poster autographed by Coach Sarkisian.

During the practice, fans can enjoy Happy Hour pricing on beers including $5 domestic beers and $6 premium beers.

Complimentary parking is available in the San Jacinto Garage located on the north side of the stadium.

 

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16 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck Chris Simms.  He buttons his shirts all the way to the top without wearing a tie.  That's unforgivable.

 

Also, he's a douche

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3 hours ago, Anton Chigurh said:


This guy is great.

Absolutely. And the wimmenz are big fans.

 

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck Chris Simms.  He buttons his shirts all the way to the top without wearing a tie.  That's unforgivable.

 

Also, he's a douche

I suppose you won't like my above the calf to the knee socks on the court either.

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y’all sleeping on them big booty Latinas. I don’t blame Major one bit for his moment of weakness along the River walk. I know y’all boys like them long back built bitches based on how much y’all post Kate in the recruiting thread. 

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

He and Vic would hit it off.

Finkel is Einhorn?

10 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

To be fair, at least that isn't a dress shirt.

Imagine wearing a tie with a polo

I already knew that. I don't know what Sark's opinion was on Smith. I thought as a freshman he showed good hands and good quickness and speed. His freshman-self could have helped our team this year. But you are probably right in that he would have probably come back to practice at UT too soon if he would have stayed and gotten re-injured just like what happened to him at USC. Still, there were a lot of good options in the portal that we either didn't pursue or did a crap job pursuing.



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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

She's the Chris Simms of the mom debate.

Really? I would have pegged her for Major Tailpipe. 

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33 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Pete said tackling is rugby style

How about the Todd Orlando tackling

 

So to recap the past 24 hours of offseason:
relive TH’s shit-baggery first game, our wr’s suck, Chris Simms douche-baggery, show me a win, picture of Charlie in a Polo, sent from tapa.
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1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

Agreed, but I'm not. Used to park next to his blinged out Escalade in the Jester garage way back when though. He was always pretty cool and would chat for a few. 

I was always team Simms, unless he sucked, in which case I was team Applewhite, unless he sucked. 

I thought both were pretty equal. Neither were special. Both were above average with their moments.  
 

Chris was a damn nice guy.  Used to bullshit with him and Babers at Red River Cafe, where I had breakfast pretty much every day after an early morning workout before law school back in 01 and 02 seasons.  

4 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Ain’t nothing better than alligator tacklin’. Only thing that can beat it is QBs with multiple knee braces. 

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It's refreshing listening to PK and Flood talk football with some intelligence in contrast to the ignoramuses of the last regime. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

She's the Chris Simms of the mom debate.

She throws it to everyone?

5 minutes ago, Sal said:

It's refreshing listening to PK and Flood talk football with some intelligence in contrast to the ignoramuses of the last regime. 

 

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Just now, closetohumping said:

Anyone at the free practice?  Buddy said Worthy wasn't on the field?

I'm here and Charles Wright is running with the 1s

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

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At least he wears a tie when all buttoned up

Jeff Howe has a running open thread on 247.  Says 1's skill players were Card-Robinson-Wiley-Brewer-Moore-Whittington.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Anyone at the free practice?  Buddy said Worthy wasn't on the field?

Jeff Howe said same thing.

 

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Anyone at the free practice?  Buddy said Worthy wasn't on the field?

One does not simply reveal the superweapon before it is complete

From Howe:

Here's your No. 2 defense:

E — B. Davis
E — Oghoufo
DL — Sweat
DL — Broughton
LB — Ford
LB — Gbenda
CB — Crawford
CB — Dunn
N — J. Thompson
S — Adimora
S — Owens

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

From Howe:

Here's your No. 2 defense:

E — B. Davis
E — Oghoufo
DL — Sweat
DL — Broughton
LB — Ford
LB — Gbenda
CB — Crawford
CB — Dunn
N — J. Thompson
S — Adimora
S — Owens

Man, I hope they develop Owens.

10 minutes ago, Sal said:

I'm here and Charles Wright is running with the 1s

Now THAT is a joke. Glad you did your homework.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Now THAT is a joke. Glad you did your homework.

August is the worst every year. Have to keep some levity on here

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