August 27, 20214 yr 57 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said: Side note--I made the mistake of visiting an Arkansas fan forum... Those guys are high as an MFing kite. About 95% of them have Texas penciled in as an automatic win, saying that they have comparable talent and better coaching lol... Their whole mindset is that they are playing Texas early and in a new system and that Sark is an average-at-best HC. I hope Sark comes out AGNB and absolutely embarrasses them to the tune of 66-10 or something like that. It would be glorious.
August 27, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, ATXhorn17 said: Side note--I made the mistake of visiting an Arkansas fan forum... Those guys are high as an MFing kite. About 95% of them have Texas penciled in as an automatic win, saying that they have comparable talent and better coaching lol... Get used to it. Every SEC team thinks every game should be an automatic win, especially non conference opponents. It makes the hooting and hollering and tears all the better when we walk out to midfield and kick that razorback mascot right in the dick. Side note.. Do not do this to an ACTUAL razorback, even if you think you can outrun them *cough* drunk CTJ *cough* Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Vertigo
August 27, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said: Their whole mindset is that they are playing Texas early and in a new system and that Sark is an average-at-best HC. I hope Sark comes out AGNB and absolutely embarrasses them to the tune of 66-10 or something like that. It would be glorious. You honestly think we'll get within a field goal and not ask Dicker to boot an 80 yarder through the uprights as time expires? Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Eggo
August 27, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said: Their whole mindset is that they are playing Texas early and in a new system and that Sark is an average-at-best HC. I hope Sark comes out AGNB and absolutely embarrasses them to the tune of 66-10 or something like that. It would be glorious. Surly needs shirts with AGNB on the left pocket area and some badass image on the back!!! 🤘 Edit: @immamac Edited August 27, 20214 yr by LTtxfan
August 27, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Eggo said: You honestly think we'll get within a field goal and not ask Dicker to boot an 80 yarder through the uprights as time expires? We didn't hire no bitch coaching staff who settles for 66. I have absolutely ZERO doubt that Dicker has the fucking melons to nail an 80 yarder and flash a coy little smile to the entire piglet sideline but, yes, I do have some doubt that Sark would send the FG unit out for that attempt at the end of a game. Especially since so many people/teams are fucking bitch made and would take that as an egregious act of douchebaggery and immediately paint a bullseye on Texas (let's be honest, we already have the bullseye). If I'm HC? FUCK YEAH GO FOR IT
August 27, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Rimbo said: Truth: If you're trying to rehydrate with beer, the less alcohol, the better. Anything with more than 5% will make you worse off, and most IPAs are over 5%. But you just gotta drink water with your beer. Which you do anyway, so you're not hungover. What are you, like a beer scientist or something?
August 27, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Surly needs shirts with AGNB on the left pocket area and some badass image on the back!!! 🤘 Edit: @immamac The badass image on the back? My vote is for Matthew and Bevo passing a dooby in the front seat of the burnt orange Cadillac whilst burning the rears off on San Jacinto with That Smell blaring on the radio. Not sure how they'll put all that into caricature or whatever but I'll buy a dozen.
August 27, 20214 yr Shit, selling beer at DKR is turning you all into beer fairies! The secret is bladders filled with Crown, and iced Cokes! You got it all! Water for hydration and chill, sugar, caffeine and alcohol! CamelBack bladder in your coarch shorts and you are set!
August 27, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Surly needs shirts with AGNB on the left pocket area and some badass image on the back!!! 🤘 Edit: @immamac Yeah not a big fan of images on the front of tshirts. The pocket size logos over a peck, on the front, are best.
August 27, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, THUJONE said: IPA is a summer beer talk not going away Yet all it would take is a simple doodle from you of a nodding dick or exasperated aggy mumbling “Furk,” and all the silly talk would indeed go away. Funny how that works. So, shove the baby powder down your legal briefs and get to doodling, funny man.
August 27, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, Waterface said: What are you, like a beer scientist or something? no but i stayed in a holiday inn express last night actual beer scientists say that any difference in rehydration between weak beer, strong beer, and sports beverages is short lived Quote There was no difference in NFB between the different beverages. Only a short-lived difference between full-strength beer and the isotonic sports drink in urine output and NFB was observed after mild exercise-induced dehydration. Fluid replacement – either in the form of non-alcoholic beer, low-alcoholic beer, full-strength beer, water, or an isotonic sports drink of 100% of body mass loss was not sufficient to achieve full rehydration. The combination of a moderate amount of beer, with varying alcohol content, enough water or electrolyte- and carbohydrate beverages, and salty foods might improve rehydration, but more research is needed.
August 27, 20214 yr PhD thesis, for all our sports medicine majors! But all solutions require a certain level of intoxication and joy! Surly Scholarship potential? Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Domedriver
August 27, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said: Hence the popularity of Coor's Light, Michelob Ultra, and Busch Lattes. Essentially water but after a case or three you are just drunk enough to make poor decisions that you may or may not regret the next day. Besides... https://youtu.be/7dongdjh6Dw That sounds just awful.
August 27, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, Irieguy said: That sounds just awful. Don't knock piss beer with steamed milk until you've tried one.
August 27, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Irieguy said: That sounds just awful. Insert yeah well that's just like your opinion man gif here
August 27, 20214 yr Jesus Christ what a pack of inveterate drunks. Edit: not yet posted so I'll say I do like a cold Mexican beer on a hot day. Edited August 27, 20214 yr by GringoSalado
August 27, 20214 yr 41 minutes ago, THUJONE said: IPA is a summer beer talk not going away Campari + IPA + ice is a fantastic complement to any summer afternoon.
August 27, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, GringoSalado said: Jesus Christ what a pack of inveterate drunks. Edit: not yet posted so I'll say I do like a cold Mexican beer on a hot day.
August 27, 20214 yr Sounds like an official announcement was made today for Card. Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Hookem2147
August 27, 20214 yr Just now, Hookem2147 said: Sounds like an official announcement was made today. Makes sense. Kind of hard to simulate a game with no simulated starting QB.
August 27, 20214 yr 12 minutes ago, GringoSalado said: not yet posted so I'll say I do like a cold Mexican beer on a hot day. Modelo Especial is one of my preferred tailgate beers.
August 27, 20214 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Sounds like an official announcement was made today for Card. Looks about white
August 27, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Sounds like an official announcement was made today for Card. Just gotta ring "The Tower" bells to go along with the white smoke... 🤘
August 27, 20214 yr Don't knock piss beer with steamed milk until you've tried one.Awesome band name, Piss Beer with Steamed Milk!
August 27, 20214 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, Rimbo said: what the god damn fucking hell are you shit heads talking about for the love of all that's good, since fucking when is an IPA not a good summer beer i don't even like IPAs, not even a little bit, but this is just inane especially since there's tons of citrus-y ipas out there i mean i sure as heck don't argue with Helles (and Two Roots makes a KILLER NA Helles, give it a try), but saying ipas aren't great for hot days is just plain idiotic fuck off and die in a fire you ignorant dipshit philistines... my god... the stupidity... IPA is not a good summer beer. IPA is not a good winter beer. IPA is not a good spring beer. IPA is not a good fall beer. TLDR; IPA sucks
August 27, 20214 yr 48 minutes ago, GringoSalado said: Jesus Christ what a pack of inveterate drunks. Edit: not yet posted so I'll say I do like a cold Mexican beer on a hot day. Micheladas FTMFW! Colombian style...without the tomato juice. Lager of choice + Lime Reduction + Salt on the rim. Add a splash of Tapatio if you like...but don't overwhlem the fucker with tomato juice.
August 27, 20214 yr Can't wait for Card to be walking off the field after a big win in Fayetteville and he takes off his shoulder pads and has an undershirt with FCB written across the chest. Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Hookem2147
August 27, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said: All y'all debating which beer is best and I'm just sitting here like... Nope. IPAs suck
August 27, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, Izhmash said: Micheladas FTMFW! Colombian style...without the tomato juice. Lager of choice + Lime Reduction + Salt on the rim. Add a splash of Tapatio if you like...but don't overwhlem the fucker with tomato juice. Yeah Micheladas with tomato juice suck. Lime juice, dash of hot sauce, chili salt on the rim, that's good shit.
August 27, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Hornlover said: IPA is not a good summer beer. IPA is not a good winter beer. IPA is not a good spring beer. IPA is not a good fall beer. TLDR; IPA sucks ipas are to beer what boyshorts were to women's lingerie there's a couple of em that aren't bad and underwear is underwear, but overall a terrible fad, an awful thing, where nearly every alternative is better Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Rimbo
August 27, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Rimbo said: ipas are to beer what boyshorts were to women's lingerie there's a couple of em that aren't bad and underwear is underwear, but overall a terrible fad, an awful thing, where nearly every alternative is better I'd rather freeball than wear underwear. So if it's between IPA and something other than IPA, I'll take something other.
August 27, 20214 yr Popular Post Some of you obviously haven’t experienced the beer cycle of life. One starts with a pilsner or lager for awhile, gets tired of them, progresses to amber ales for awhile, then hits the IPA’s, then the porters and stouts. The whole cycle can take as short as six months or as long as a few years. Then, once the cycle has been completed once or twice, you mix up all types from day to day. It is the beer cycle of life. Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Dbeasy
August 27, 20214 yr Crown and Coke on ice! Proven at championships and Red River, and is the choice of all the hot milfs on the West Side and Upper Deck!
August 27, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Domedriver said: Crown and Coke on ice! Proven at championships and Red River, and is the choice of all the hot milfs on the West Side and Upper Deck! More of a Jack guy.
August 27, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I'd rather freeball than wear underwear. So if it's between IPA and something other than IPA, I'll take something other. I've written on this topic before, elsewhere. Fifteen years ago. It's as true then as it is today. IPAs are the boyshorts of beer.
August 27, 20214 yr It’s been a while since I’ve had a beer season. I hope we have one again this year and going forward. I can’t take many more hard alcohol seasons.
August 27, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Wishbone said: It’s been a while since I’ve had a beer season. I hope we have one again this year and going forward. I can’t take many more hard alcohol seasons. Me, I am ready, but I am buying my tequila handles by the case!
August 27, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Rimbo said: I've written on this topic before, elsewhere. Fifteen years ago. It's as true then as it is today. IPAs are the boyshorts of beer. Is it really a "fad" if you were writing about it 15 years ago? (Fwiw helles, kolsch and domestic macrolager are my preferred hot weather beer choices).
August 27, 20214 yr I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.
August 27, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Domedriver said: Me, I am ready, but I am buying my tequila handles by the case! Here’s to hoping Sark & Co. can give us a much needed break.
August 27, 20214 yr Domedrivers Koolaid for tailgates, = 4 parts Reposado to 1 part OJ and Crown, Jack, or among a plethora of whiskeys and iced Coke for in game. The bladder and hose trick works!!!
August 27, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Domedriver said: Domedrivers Koolaid for tailgates, = 4 parts Reposado to 1 part OJ and Crown, Jack, or among a plethora of whiskeys and iced Coke for in game. The bladder and hose trick works!!!
August 27, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, texifornia said: Is it really a "fad" if you were writing about it 15 years ago? (Fwiw helles, kolsch and domestic macrolager are my preferred hot weather beer choices). Yeah, because the fad is over. I mean, you can still buy them, but it's not the thing literally everyone is wearing any more.
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