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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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I think I’m just going to stick with Crunchy Hippy and Russell’s Reserve this season, with the proportion of each consumed score dependent 

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    I got negged by three people for posting Casey's highlights from the Alamo Bowl when many of you were convinced Card is much better. That's the QB who won a game for us and could be starting the first

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Fuck it. If I’m drinking a beer on a hot day and this is available I’ll pick it every time.

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And if I’m gonna ruin bourbon by pouring it on Coke (or any other coke) I’m not gonna pay more than I have to for the bourbon. Best bang for the buck IMO and it doesn’t taste like shit…..

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I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

This shit right here.
12 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

Longhorns don’t follow trends. We start them. Reboot.

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

NE IPAs are absolutely disgusting

This is a bad opinion and you should feel bad.

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I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

Tell me that you have a man bun without telling me you have a man bun.
2 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

Jesus Christ what a pack of inveterate drunks. 

 

Edit: not yet posted so I'll say I do like a cold Mexican beer on a hot day.

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That's river beer

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is it really a "fad" if you were writing about it 15 years ago?

(Fwiw helles, kolsch and domestic macrolager are my preferred hot weather beer choices).

MRW I'm doing my mime stuck in a box act, and someone tells me I'm not  supposed to talk.: shittyreactiongifs

32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Some of you obviously haven’t experienced the beer cycle of life.

One starts with a pilsner or lager for awhile, gets tired of them, progresses to amber ales for awhile, then hits the IPA’s, then the porters and stouts. The whole cycle can take as short as six months or as long as a few years.

Then, once the cycle has been completed once or twice, you mix up all types from day to day. It is the beer cycle of life.  

It's not a cycle because it stops when you get to IPAs because they suck. God created IPAs so shitty brewmasters could feel good about themselves.

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That's river beer

This man should know his river water.

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This man should know his river water.

I've been known to walk across it

9 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

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That looks pretty serious. What impact does it have on the opener, if any?


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This IPA talk reminds me of one of the funniest posts I ever saw on Hornfans back in 2004~ or so.. People were bitching about how shitty Miller lite and Bud Light were..

"Hornfans.com... where anything that's popular sucks"

4 minutes ago, texashorne said:

This IPA talk reminds me of one of the funniest posts I ever saw on Hornfans back in 2004~ or so.. People were bitching about how shitty Miller lite and Bud Light were..

"Hornfans.com... where anything that's popular sucks"


I would have gone with

”horn fans.com… worse than Bud or Miller lite. 

8 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

It was terrible. came out of the backside of the purple garage across from Scholz and made a right. Went to make the next right and had nothing there. Wipers, horn, lights, ac, radio all going absolutely wild. Did not get it on a wrecker and towed to a shop until almost 1am. Did not even get to drink the loss away at a reasonable hour. 

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5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

fuck off and die in a fire you ignorant dipshit philistines... my god... the stupidity...

Oh, the humanity . . .

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That is my favorite Mexican beer 

And 15 minutes earlier, you poured one down brojangles2’s gas tank.

 

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16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Nice !!! 🤘 

 

The “Where’s Waldo” quality of the play clock in that eclectic array of screens and seats may be good for one or two delay of game calls vs. the visiting teams this season.

1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuck it. If I’m drinking a beer on a hot day and this is available I’ll pick it every time.

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And if I’m gonna ruin bourbon by pouring it on Coke (or any other coke) I’m not gonna pay more than I have to for the bourbon. Best bang for the buck IMO and it doesn’t taste like shit…..

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Ezra Brooks hits pretty hard, too.

49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Sorry if already discussed, but could this potentially impact our game??

5 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Ezra Brooks hits pretty hard, too.

If you’re not paying the extra $2 or whatever it is for the EW BiB you are doing it wrong.  Best bang for the buck bourbon since the price and availability of the Weller products has moved in the wrong direction.

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sorry if already discussed, but could this potentially impact our game??

The situation is fluid. Literally.

54 minutes ago, texashorne said:

This IPA talk reminds me of one of the funniest posts I ever saw on Hornfans back in 2004~ or so.. People were bitching about how shitty Miller lite and Bud Light were..

"Hornfans.com... where anything that's popular sucks"

That's funny but Bud Light does suck. Gives me a terrible headache. But I'm not knocking folks for drinking it. I just leave that to the hipsters and whatever the new group of idiots are calling themselves nowadays.

oh jesus. drink whatever beer or alcoholic beverage you like . Dont give a fuck what it is

 

You do you boo boo

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Clearly BOMC to shutdown ULaLa practice and make them underprepared for Texas.

 

Can’t wait for the weather excuses in a week when we kick their ass.

 

 

 

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

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17 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

 

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Weird thing to post in the beer and whiskey thread. 

2 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Yeah Micheladas with tomato juice suck. Lime juice, dash of hot sauce, chili salt on the rim, that's good shit.

So much effort for a shit drink. If I'm hungover enough to drink beer for breakfast, I'm breaking out the Zing Zang. 

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

Weird thing to post in the beer and whiskey thread. 

I miss when @blacklab would clean threads.

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Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

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4 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

 

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1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

That's funny but Bud Light does suck. Gives me a terrible headache. But I'm not knocking folks for drinking it. I just leave that to the hipsters and whatever the new group of idiots are calling themselves nowadays.

you need to mix in some snatch.  Right @Steel Shank?

36 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

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What... you were expecting football talk?

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53 minutes ago, Eggo said:

So much effort for a shit drink. If I'm hungover enough to drink beer for breakfast, I'm breaking out the Zing Zang. 

Clamato is good for both IMO. 
 

is it weird that I like bloody Mary’s but don’t like micheladas?
 

 

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1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

oh jesus. drink whatever beer or alcoholic beverage you like . Dont give a fuck what it is

 

You do you boo boo

 

 

 

 

This x1000.  I once worked with a sommelier, and he said this about wine, beer, and pretty much any drink, "If you enjoy it, it is good.  Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks about it."  He then sent me on my way with a cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

Do you happen to remember what wine that was?  Asking for a friend. 

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Do you happen to remember what wine that was?  Asking for a friend. 

matter of fact I do - Beaujolais Nouveau.  Usually under $15.😛

2 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

matter of fact I do - Beaujolais Nouveau.  Usually under $15.😛

Yep

my go to for cheap wine and a bj

13 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Are there spoons?

 

I’m in the mood for a black and tan. 

No, only sppons

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

No, only sppons

Wrong, I have a spork.

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