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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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32 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

How’s Kerry looking vs Ducanville?

Don't know about Kerry specifically, but twitter informed me that with 9 minutes left in the third quarter, Mater Dei is up 31-3.  Beating the shit out of Duncanville.

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52 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

This x1000.  I once worked with a sommelier, and he said this about wine, beer, and pretty much any drink, "If you enjoy it, it is good.  Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks about it."  He then sent me on my way with a cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

Pics of bottle of wine ??

54 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

This x1000.  I once worked with a sommelier, and he said this about wine, beer, and pretty much any drink, "If you enjoy it, it is good.  Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks about it."  He then sent me on my way with a cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

Just a bj? Must have been a Kendall Jackson Merlot.

4 hours ago, Domedriver said:

Crown and Coke on ice!  Proven at championships and Red River, and is the choice of all the hot milfs on the West Side and Upper Deck!

crown is for high schoolers. 

Just now, South Austin said:

Just a bj? Must have been a Kendall Jackson Merlot.

Carlo Rossi. 

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

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36 minutes ago, immamac said:

The point of the beer talk is there is nothing to talk about, it's part of what makes this thread hilarious and follow worthy. If you want updates, here they are:

THERE ARE NO UPDATES

Bull fucking shit

Casey Thompson or Hudson Card is starting at QB!

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just a bj? Must have been a Kendall Jackson Merlot.

 

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14 hours ago, futureman said:

not austinites. carpetbaggers. 

fire ants from the west

Deep Eddy Lemonaid Vodka and Fresca grapefruit ;)

It's either that or Toro De Lidia Resposado shots

a fifth of skol vodka for $6 is the cheapest and easiest way to get completely hammered. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

a fifth of skol vodka for $6 is the cheapest and easiest way to get completely hammered. 

Popov in plastic jug?

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Rivaled by the 7$ bottle of KD

KD on the rocks goes down easier than it should. 

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

Carlo Rossi. 

The $5.99 gallon jug of Paisano was a staple on a college student’s budget. 

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Just now, Duane Moore said:

The $5.99 gallon jug of Paisano was a staple on a college student’s budget. 

A buddy and I drank a gallon and a half each of these one night. I was hungover for 3.5 days straight after. 

5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Some of you obviously haven’t experienced the beer cycle of life.

One starts with a pilsner or lager for awhile, gets tired of them, progresses to amber ales for awhile, then hits the IPA’s, then the porters and stouts. The whole cycle can take as short as six months or as long as a few years.

Then, once the cycle has been completed once or twice, you mix up all types from day to day. It is the beer cycle of life.  

sad no mention of barley wines like Sierra Nevada's Bigfoot

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That is my favorite Mexican beer 

Hmmmm. Cerveza Sol here. 

12 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Summer beer talk has ascended

how’s practice looking tonight? has card been named the starter?

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hmmmm. Cerveza Sol here. 

Pacifico in the states

Sol doesn't seem to make the trip from Mexico well. There I drink Sol and turn in the bottles too!

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Pacifico in the states

Sol doesn't seem to make the trip from Mexico well. There I drink Sol and turn in the bottles too!

It’s definitely a different beer down there. 

You won’t have another IPA when you fully convert to wine and whiskey. 

30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A buddy and I drank a gallon and a half each of these one night. I was hungover for 3.5 days straight after. 

Trashcan punch at college parties -- neon barf to clean up the next day...

Good times...  🤘

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1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Do you happen to remember what wine that was?  Asking for a friend. 

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Popov in plastic jug?
No love for Taaka? When I was a kid old man next door bought that shit by the case..stacked the boxes by his trash bin out back
58 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Trashcan punch at college parties -- neon barf to clean up the next day...

Good times...  🤘

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4 hours ago, Zeus said:

LETS FUCKIN GOOO


reading that in a heavy Irish accent 

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Are there spoons?

 

I’m in the mood for a black and tan. 

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Been on vacation in Colorado for a week and haven’t been checking in. I have apparently missed exactly zero.

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Been on vacation in Colorado for a week and haven’t been checking in. I have apparently missed exactly zero.

Humblebraggert. 

Sorry if already discussed, but could this potentially impact our game??

No

I hope we are staying in hotels properly tonight. Got games to win in a week.

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

You won’t have another IPA when you fully convert to wine and whiskey. 

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2 hours ago, F250 said:

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WIne makes me sneeze but so does bitter (hoppy) beer. Bourbon or martini for me or girl drinks like margaritas, mojitos or vodka and fruit.

Side note re: beer that those of you with young adults will know already, but apparently fewer young adults drink beer. They don’t like it and have moved on to hard seltzers. 

6 hours ago, ousux said:
7 hours ago, hookemATL said:
Popov in plastic jug?

No love for Taaka? When I was a kid old man next door bought that shit by the case..stacked the boxes by his trash bin out back

Taaka is ass even by the standards of rotgut vodka. Nikolai is 10x better. And of course for only a moderate bump in price you can get Smirnoff which is equal or superior to most “premium” brands. 

12 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

By the way, as far as Texas goes, nobody holds a candle to Spindletap Brewery in Houston for NE IPAs. Heavy Hands is the shit. 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

crown is for high schoolers. 

17 is legal. What's your point?

7 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


reading that in a heavy Irish accent 

LETS FOOKIN GO

Side note re: beer that those of you with young adults will know already, but apparently fewer young adults drink beer. They don’t like it and have moved on to hard seltzers. 

Bit of an exaggeration as far as not liking/drinking beer goes, but the hard seltzer thing has certainly taken hold.

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2 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Taaka is ass even by the standards of rotgut vodka. Nikolai is 10x better. And of course for only a moderate bump in price you can get Smirnoff which is equal or superior to most “premium” brands. 

 

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3 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

By the way, as far as Texas goes, nobody holds a candle to Spindletap Brewery in Houston for NE IPAs. Heavy Hands is the shit. 

Getting your beer from Aggy and stanning it on a Longhorn message board is…a choice. Let us know if you run into taylor hamm in the taproom bathroom. Or actually dont. 

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

LETS FOOKIN GO

Beat me to it... although I'd add three or four more o's to the end. Spent a good bit of tine in the Isles, and heard the Irish capital referred to by its expats as FOOKEN DOOBLIN many a time...

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you need to mix in some snatch.  Right @Steel Shank?

I'm often been mistaken for a young, bearded, man-bun wearing ass hipster, so I'll give this a pass. Now excuse me, I'm off to work on my being cool for a while.

When I was in the Marine Corps, we would pound anything we could get our hands on. That goes for beer, liquor, and women.  

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