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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

That Johnny Utah guy is an idiot. He knows nothing. 
 

 

Hey now, let's not lump all the people who know nothing in with the idiots. I may know nothing, but at least I know I know nothing.

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  • LOL, have you seen the infection rates for those who have been vaccinated? 

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    I got negged by three people for posting Casey's highlights from the Alamo Bowl when many of you were convinced Card is much better. That's the QB who won a game for us and could be starting the first

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14 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

New season, new era.

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City Sark? Bluhhh

14 minutes ago, Octavian said:

When is the simulated game today? I really wanna hear about how Hudson is Aaron Rodgers, Moore is Devonta Smith, Bijan is Reggie Bush, Keondre is Aaron Donald, and how we’re winning the B12, the CFP, the Super Bowl, the Heisman, and the draft.

Keondre Coburn is Vita Vea. Moro Oromo is Aaron Donald. 

This isn't the first time we've heard the staff's optimism. I'd love to see it happen. Its time

Is this the same staff having us lose to Bama's second team
11 minutes ago, Octavian said:

No pessimism, I just want the Kool Aid injected into my veins.

 

I’m like an addict, man. They get me every season with the hype. We may have gotten disappointed for the last ten years but I’ll buy into the two of the best play callers in CFB elevating this team. Might get heartbroken again but I’ll take it every year. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Zeus said:

City Sark? Bluhhh

Symbolic. Certainly didn’t buy it for the taste.

30 minutes ago, Octavian said:

When is the simulated game today? I really wanna hear about how Hudson is Aaron Rodgers, Moore is Devonta Smith, Bijan is Reggie Bush, Keondre is Aaron Donald, and how we’re winning the B12, the CFP, the Super Bowl, the Heisman, and the draft.

Keondre as Aaron Donald comp doesn't really make any sense. Get realistic, man.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

I thought Byron Murphy was Aaron Donald?

Who says we can’t have two Aaron Donalds?

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43 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Hyping up the uber talented blue chip QB from LT has never NOT worked out, right?

*ducks*


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11 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Keondre as Aaron Donald comp doesn't really make any sense. Get realistic, man.

A DT named Suh?

1 hour ago, GringoSalado said:

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It's good and all but any tequila that equals a car payment needs to come with Salma Hayek.

Just now, cafe society said:

It's good and all but any tequila that equals a car payment needs to come with Salma Hayek.

My super find is El Destilador Reposado at Specs, with th specs card discount!  Near Heradura, but great case pricing!  

I just hope what isn’t lost in this, in the hope that this staff isn’t incompetent, is that regardless of who the starting QB is, the best player on our offense isn’t in the QB room.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Herradura or GTFO.

No you simpleton.

 

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I may have to transfer to a UH board at the end of the season.

It was a tough competition, but you were just beaten out for worst poster by @futureman. He just really has that sh"it" factor, being able to submit horrible posts from multiple angles and off schedule conversations. Luckily, you are a Shaggy scat grad, so you will be eligible to take the top spot immediately. Godspeed sir, and good luck.

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17 minutes ago, cafe society said:

It's good and all but any tequila that equals a car payment needs to come with Salma Hayek.

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14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

No you simpleton.

 

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Can confirm. This shit is good. Hands down the best tequila I've ever had.

don julios 1942 is my tequilla go to.  its only 200 a bottle. stop being poor. 

19 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

No you simpleton.

 

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thats also excellent. and at like 150 a bottle its well worth it. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Zima with the jolly rancher as a teenager was dope

I went straight to grenadine. Same shit but it mixed quicker. 

2 hours ago, Eggo said:

I guess the University of Texas is some washed up low class boomer now? Fuck Corvettes. This motherfucker is a Lambo. 

Bentley SUV. Huge. Worth a ton. Lots of power, tons of dead weight. 

Tequila nerds. Do yourself a favor. The last one is truly special.

 

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3 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Tequila nerds. Do yourself a favor. The last one is truly special.

 

SCMMADPEC

 

Nope....

Best Del Maguey

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1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

don julios 1942 is my tequilla go to.  its only 200 a bottle. stop being poor. 

Total Wine sells it for $150-160 and sometimes on sale for $120.

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Lmao at 247. They were pushing Thompson was the leader until Thursday then Friday card gets named the starter so they pivot to both will play to see who performs under the lights because their readers are pissed

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

thats also excellent. and at like 150 a bottle its well worth it. 

they tried to sell me that in Cancun.  Thought they were trying to rip me off.  I see that I missed out on a good one.

Is it official official or 9.95 official ?  I haven’t seen anything truly official.

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Texas wide receiver Jordan Whittington was suited up and running with the first team during today's situational scrimmage, sources tell IT. 

Both sides of the ball battled U-Louisiana scout teams in preparation for Saturday's tilt from DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium. It wasn't full speed, and more light contact, nothing low of a tempo today. 

Whittington continues to get better and appears set to start next Saturday.

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2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Is it official official or 9.95 official ?  I haven’t seen anything truly official.

Would it matter? You’ve proven yourself to be a dumbass poster 

Ugh please don’t come out in the white socks and shoes combo

2 hours ago, Domedriver said:

My super find is El Destilador Reposado at Specs, with th specs card discount!  Near Heradura, but great case pricing!  

Adictivo is good. The $60 Dragones is pretty good too.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

No you simpleton.

 

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Good choice and the Casa Dragones too (although it was the Mexican President’s tequila of choice that made it popular). Save yourselves a little $$ on your next trip to the liquor store and try this. You won’t go wrong with their reposado or anejo either. Tequila should be Tahona processed. Here’s one that is. Salud!70387DFE-71FB-4DFE-A4DF-A411E88A6DA1.thumb.jpeg.759d9620308fa89e6633fcddebec3650.jpeg

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Would it matter? You’ve proven yourself to be a dumbass poster 

im sorry, there must be some confusion. I think you have me confused with someone who gives a fuck what you think.  

Just now, Gidnik said:

im sorry, there must be some confusion. I think you have me confused with someone who gives a fuck what you think.  

Look, pal, if you're not here to talk beer, tequila, bloody mary recipes, sports cars, or to post scandily clad ladies, you might as well take a seat. There's no room for arguments or actual football talk here. 

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Look, pal, if you're not here to talk beer, tequila, bloody mary recipes, sports cars, or to post scandily clad ladies, you might as well take a seat. There's no room for arguments or actual football talk here. 

your point is well taken. 

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This is a positive development. Where?

Picked up some Yuengling bottles in the HEB in Odessa this week. 

22 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Look, pal, if you're not here to talk beer, tequila, bloody mary recipes, sports cars, or to post scandily clad ladies, you might as well take a seat. There's no room for arguments or actual football talk here. 

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25 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Picked up some Yuengling bottles in the HEB in Odessa this week. 

This is the shit I miss because I don’t go into a store to shop anymore. 
 

 

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2 hours ago, Hozz said:

Total Wine sells it for $150-160 and sometimes on sale for $120.

$99 at the Costco liquor store

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Would it matter? You’ve proven yourself to be a dumbass poster 

You’re a mean little dude lol

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Lol yeungling. PA Miller lite 

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