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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

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44 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Picked up some Yuengling bottles in the HEB in Odessa this week. 

I just bought a 12 pack of Yuengling Lager today. It was my first time to try it. I liked it but I’ll stick pick Shiner over it

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    I got negged by three people for posting Casey's highlights from the Alamo Bowl when many of you were convinced Card is much better. That's the QB who won a game for us and could be starting the first

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I drank it 10-12 years ago while we were executing a construction project in Ohio & WVa.  Enjoyed it at the time. 

I just bought a 12 pack of Yuengling Lager today. It was my first time to try it. I liked it but I’ll stick pick Shiner over it

Agree to disagree.
50 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Your wife’s bar cart looks nice. 

It is. But I have to be careful when I move it from room to room.

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1 hour ago, Eggo said:

scandily

Or fix spelling errors. Scantily. Otherwise, spot on.

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Or fix spelling errors. Scantily. Otherwise, spot on.

Sorry, I've been sampling every drink suggestion from the last 5 pages. Do you know how hard it is to find a Busch latte in San Antonio? 

Whiskey's too rough. Champagne costs too much. Vodka puts my mouth in gear. This little refrain might help me explain, as a matter of fact, I hate this fucking thread. Fuck all of you. RIP Tom T. Hall.

10 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Sorry, I've been sampling every drink suggestion from the last 5 pages. Do you know how hard it is to find a Busch latte in San Antonio? 

Never apologize for partying. To find Lattes all one must do is let out the universal redneck partying call. Just give it a good old " YEEEEE YEEEEE" and you'll instantly have a cold Latte in each hand. 

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Pics of coin toss practice?

Pics of Gatorade shower practice?

4 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Remember when he was just a little baby cow heading into the Notre Dame game? He's a fuckin glorious man cow now. Love it. 

Glorious Man Cow Now would be a cool band name. 

6 hours ago, Okcool said:

39217D14-7ACD-4DDD-9775-547769AAFFEB.thumb.jpeg.ab14a8740b73699f5f9cfced0cfb395f.jpegCFB Saturdays are here. Bring on the premium juice.


This guy right here is doing it right. 

30 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Remember when he was just a little baby cow heading into the Notre Dame game? He's a fuckin glorious man cow now. Love it. 

Bevo has never been a cow.

On 247 -- Visitor's pic from today's practice

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Visitor's Comments:  "Yeah just set up situations etc lasted about an hour and I was lucky to be there.Was able to get 1 pic as they were watching hard and didn't want pictures taken in suite areas of the SEZ .
I'll be shocked if they get it all done too I had no idea so much was left to do .  It is amazing though and the views are awesome.
I got this pic when I went to the restrooms because evidently none were ready in SEZ." 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

On 247 -- Visitor's pic from today's practice

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Visitor's Comments:  "Yeah just set up situations etc lasted about an hour and I was lucky to be there.Was able to get 1 pic as they were watching hard and didn't want pictures taken in suite areas of the SEZ .
I'll be shocked if they get it all done too I had no idea so much was left to do .  It is amazing though and the views are awesome.
I got this pic when I went to the restrooms because evidently none were ready in SEZ." 

Well, if this pic gets in the hands of U LaLa we are fucked!

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Our players look so tiny. We’re fucked.

Is that a stadium for ants?!

6 hours ago, Okcool said:

39217D14-7ACD-4DDD-9775-547769AAFFEB.thumb.jpeg.ab14a8740b73699f5f9cfced0cfb395f.jpegCFB Saturdays are here. Bring on the premium juice.

Adorable. 

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Whiskey's too rough. Champagne costs too much. Vodka puts my mouth in gear. This little refrain might help me explain, as a matter of fact, I hate this fucking thread. Fuck all of you. RIP Tom T. Hall.

Hell I thought that was the Asylum Street Spankers

I haz confused.  I thought I was in the fall camp thread, but this seems to be the “I’m an alcoholic “ thread.  

Apparently we’re putting bourbon in our tv stand now

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Pics of coin toss practice?

the last vestige of the chuck strong era

11 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

I haz confused.  I thought I was in the fall camp thread, but this seems to be the “I’m an alcoholic “ thread.  


Alcoholics go to meetings. Now feck offff. 

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Apparently we’re putting bourbon in our tv stand now

Or we're putting TVs above our bar cabinets. 

46 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Adorable. 

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that’s cute. this is just my guest house bar.

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2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Lol yeungling. PA Miller lite 

You say lol, Sgt.?

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Chandelier is crooked, would not bang on bar.

You saying you wouldn’t bang futureman on that bar? 

55 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Adorable. 

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How much do you pay for your deer lease?

7 minutes ago, BERT said:

You saying you wouldn’t bang futureman on that bar? 

oh it’s not up to him. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

oh it’s not up to him. 

Not when you always have your fist up your ass.

47 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

I haz confused.  I thought I was in the fall camp thread, but this seems to be the “I’m an alcoholic “ thread.  

All of Surly is the “I’m an alcoholic” thread. 

Just like the team I'm doing a walk through right now to make sure I'm prepared for next week and the season ahead. 

Happy Hour Drinking GIF

1 hour ago, The Gimp said:

I haz confused.  I thought I was in the fall camp thread, but this seems to be the “I’m an alcoholic “ thread.  

Well Texas football is pretty good at driving a man to drink, so it's only natural.

35 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Just like the team I'm doing a walk through right now to make sure I'm prepared for next week and the season ahead. 

Happy Hour Drinking GIF

I feel sick. Thanks...

I clicked on this thread and scrolled all the way to the bottom thinking I somehow clicked on the drunk thread from the football forum, I actually checked. Lol

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2 hours ago, Eggo said:

Adorable. 

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Blanton’s noted. 

Chandelier is crooked, would not bang on bar.

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Just like the team I'm doing a walk through right now to make sure I'm prepared for next week and the season ahead. 

Happy Hour Drinking GIF

Love this gif. The friend's changing face is priceless. And I'm pretty sure he's not swallowing, just pouring it straight down the gullet like a boss.

18 hours ago, Domedriver said:

Does this mean we have to go back to IPA talk?  I hope not!  
All gas, no Brakes, and nothing but Football!!

except for tequila, we can still discuss tequila?

Avion 44, better and cheaper than 1942

Holy shit. Not only is Card the starter, apparently he’s the next Aaron Rodgers…
The Athletic:
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Why Texas named Hudson Card its starting QB: ‘Wait till you see this kid’
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It probably surprises some folks who remember how flawless Casey Thompsonlooked in torching the Colorado defense in Texas’ bowl win last winter. But it’s Hudson Card who has beaten out the more experienced player for the Longhorns starting quarterback job when they open against No. 23 Louisiana next weekend, a source told The Athletic Saturday morning. 247Sports first reported the news.
Card, a 6-foot-2, 200-pound redshirt freshman, has generated a lot of buzz inside the UT program. This was the expected outcome in the minds of several sources on the Longhorns staff. Card isn’t just seen as the future at Texas, but also the present. Coupling Card’s skill set with the game-breaking ability of budding star running back Bijan Robinson is why the staff thinks the Horns are going to win big very soon.
“Wait till you see this kid,” said a Longhorns source this week. “It’s not like Casey isn’t good, but this kid’s upside is through the roof. He’s so accurate and is really athletic. It’s impressive stuff.”
Card was actually a standout wide receiver at Texas powerhouse Lake Travis while the program also had touted QB Matthew Baldwin, who later signed to play quarterback at Ohio State. Card was in the same 2020 quarterbacks class in Texas and ranked higher nationally (No. 4 QB) than new Texas A&M starter Haynes King (No. 9 QB), according to the 247Sports Composite. He completed 66 percent of his passes as a senior at Lake Travis.
Card wowed the former UT staff as the 2020 season went on with what they saw on the practice field, evoking some Aaron Rodgers comparisons in his ability to move within the pocket and throw from different arm angles and make off-platform throws.
“Hudson has got a chance to be special,” a former UT coach on the 2020 staff predicted of Card when assessing the quarterbacks situation in Austin. “He is ridiculously good. He can really spin it. He makes good decisions. He has a lot of ‘It’ factor.”
Thompson, came into the Alamo Bowl last December at the start of the second half after Sam Ehlinger left with an injury, going 8 for 10 with four touchdown passes in a 55-23 rout.
Thompson, a fourth-year QB who signed with Texas in December 2017,  is expected to get some action in the opener against Louisiana. No. 21 Texas essentially has two quarterbacks, and the prospect of losing one of them in wake of the QB decision this week would leave the program in a precarious spot.

 


So our QB is a whiny little bitch?

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