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Not football, but *&#@ you - Swim Team NCAA Champs

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How hard can it be?  Texas has won it 14 times, and the last 4 in a row!

Yay, team. I'm just glad "natty" is not the preferred nomenclature.  

Eddie needs a lifetime consulting contract to help the other sports coaches just coach better

3 minutes ago, Dr.J said:

Eddie needs a lifetime consulting contract to help the other sports coaches just coach better

You mean it's not just about clapping more often? You actually have to coach?

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yay, team. I'm just glad "natty" is not the preferred nomenclature.  

Why?

It's way quicker than saying natatorium.

Do breast stroke guys get teased for swimming a pussified event?  It has nothing to do with stroking breasts, and it looks very unmasculine.  Why not the dog paddle?

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

https://swimswam.com/university-of-texas-lights-up-famous-tower-for-national-championship/

"The men’s swimming and diving teams are now responsible for 14 of the school’s 46 NCAA national championships (23 men’s and 23 women’s in total across all sports). The women’s swimming team has 7 on their own. This is in addition to 4 men’s football national championships, and 5 other major varsity national championships by sports that would later become NCAA sports, including women’s swimming, who were AIAW champions in 1981 and 1982."

And now, I will go back to lurking. Good day, sirs.

41 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Do breast stroke guys get teased for swimming a pussified event?  It has nothing to do with stroking breasts, and it looks very unmasculine.  Why not the dog paddle?

Don't know. But I guarantee you more fans would show up if the diving event featured the cannonball. 

Can any of the swimmers play football, basketball or hit a baseball?

We are a swimming school. 

How many titles is that now?

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Do breast stroke guys get teased for swimming a pussified event?  It has nothing to do with stroking breasts, and it looks very unmasculine.  Why not the dog paddle?

No, but they get teased because their feet turn outward when they walk.

On 3/26/2018 at 10:59 AM, Neonmoon said:

We are a swimming school. 

How many titles is that now?

Posted on TOS We are THE swimming school.

:hookem:

and blowU can suck a fuck

can they be held liable if somehow, not saying it has, and somehow, the training facility water had HGH dropped in, in such amounts that it has transferred via osmosis into their bodies?

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