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How excited are you about the SEC move? 282 members have voted

  1. 1. How excited are you about the SEC move?

    • Bart Scott-level Can't Wait. Let's fucking go.
      99
    • I like it, but I have some reservations.
      97
    • Neutral. Meh. Whatever.
      57
    • I don't like it. I would've preferred ____________.
      29

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I'm assuming aggy will be the Thanksgiving week game again?
The thought of those mouth breathers at DKR always made me nauseous.
Hosting pig is hardly any better.
On the other hand, Jawja fans seem alright. And Bama fans who travel are better than you'd think, given their demographic. 
Definitely a home schedule upgrade though, not even debatable.

Bring on the farmers! Stupid aggy. Just another W. Makes Thanksgiving the best holiday. I don’t think there is anything better in the world than pounding aggy…..Maybe the Indy 500…. Bout it’s a distant second.

Moving to the SEC from the Big 12 is like moving from a decent but uneven (some nice old houses, some bad neighborhoods) but close-in part the city to a McMansion suburb.  

 

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6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Moving to the SEC from the Big 12 is like moving from a decent but uneven (some nice old houses, some bad neighborhoods) but close-in part the city to a McMansion suburb.  

 

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6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

On the other hand, Jawja fans seem alright. And Bama fans who travel are better than you'd think, given their demographic. 

Having to travel usually eliminates the riff raff. But then again there’s aggy

5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Having to travel usually eliminates the riff raff. But then again there’s aggy

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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

4-week old article, but stupid must be contagious in the SEC. "Begging to join the conference"? Highly unlikely. "Struggle against UGA?" Proven incorrect recently. "The new Zou"....on Homecoming? Lol.....😆. Silly MFer.

http://www.winsipedia.com/texas/vs/missouri

Edited by DFW Horn

Can someone explain to me why I keep checking SEC Rant, expecting it to suddenly have content worth reading?

Last I checked, oxygen was getting to my brain, so what gives? I haven't done anything so stupid since I quit smoking 30 years ago.

  • 3 months later...
2 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

So now that the season is over, when is this shit gonna happen?

You'll need to post more pics of your avatar to get an answer. 

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Yeah, let's hurry up and be the other formerly-good-now-shitty-UT in the SEC.

I haven't even read any rumors on it.

I think everybody wants next year, but nothing seems to be leaking about it yet.  2023 may be it.  

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, let's hurry up and be the other formerly-good-now-shitty-UT in the SEC.

Yeah, I was really excited about the SEC move until this past season. Now it don't make a shit. No matter where we go, there we are.

I guess it'll make baseball more interesting.

44 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

You'll need to post more pics of your avatar to get an answer. 

I should have taken some when I had dinner with her last weekend.

Still makes the most sense geographically.  We'll be in the same conference with our three biggest historical rivals.  The top 3 programs of the SWC will be reunited.  It's a positive for those reasons.

It's just going to suck getting our asses kicked by everybody if someone doesn't figure out how to quickly turn this ship around.  I'm also still not sold on the idea of super conferences.  I'd be more than happy if someone could wave a magic wand and conferences go back to the original 1998 BCS conference affiliations. 

This team wouldn’t have been within 21 points of even the shitty sec teams this year except for maybe Vandy.

I mean I’m all for SECSECSEC whatever but holyshit we are going to get regularly buttfucked without a massive change in direction.


I am looking forward to immediately taking over that conference in basketball and baseball.  And a lot of those schools really care about baseball, so those rivalries could become very good.

Not sure about “taking over”, but baseball will be a gas with the Horns added.
On 11/27/2021 at 11:18 AM, Tom said:

Still makes the most sense geographically.  We'll be in the same conference with our three biggest historical rivals.  The top 3 programs of the SWC will be reunited.  It's a positive for those reasons.

It's just going to suck getting our asses kicked by everybody if someone doesn't figure out how to quickly turn this ship around.  I'm also still not sold on the idea of super conferences.  I'd be more than happy if someone could wave a magic wand and conferences go back to the original 1998 BCS conference affiliations. 

I don't care one bit about this, that's how allsome being in the SEC will be. Best thing the Texas athletic department has done since hiring Darrell Royal.

On 11/27/2021 at 11:18 AM, Tom said:

I'm also still not sold on the idea of super conferences.  I'd be more than happy if someone could wave a magic wand and conferences go back to the original 1998 BCS conference affiliations. 

Same. I don't like the idea of super conferences from the perspective of being in a conference with schools that you will meet on the field once a decade or so. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I don't care one bit about this, that's how allsome being in the SEC will be. Best thing the Texas athletic department has done since hiring Darrell Royal.

So in your world being totally irrelevant in football is cool because SECSECSEC? Okay.

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

So in your world being totally irrelevant in football is cool because SECSECSEC? Okay.

We’re fitting in already.

I was not a fan of this move at first. I was fucking pissed off actually. Now that the dust has settled, for now at least, I’m pretty fired up.

Still in a power 5 conference that will be the 3rd best (football and overall). The gap between #3 and #2 is a lot bigger than the gap between the gap between 3 & 4, but it’s a start.

Probably going to have an autobid to the playoff

Losing one game we usually win and one we usually lose, so that’s a wash.

Pretty excited about what the new guys bring across all sports.

Hopefully we’ll never have to play Ou again. I’ll miss kicking their asses for 364 days a year, but I won’t miss them. I’ll kinda miss you assholes though.

I’m hoping you guys pony up the dough and GTFO before next season. Bedlam bragging rights for a decade would be nice. After that, we just wait for the Big 10 or SEC to scoop up some or all of Clemson, USC, UCLA, Oregon, UW, FSU, and/or Miami. After that the Big XII picks up 4 teams that are in the same shitty spot we were a few months ago.

And as I was typing this, Riley leaves OU for USC. Probably got some assurance that they’ll be in the Big 10 soon. So maybe the Big XII gets Colorado, Utah, and the AZ schools? Unless they leave Oregon and UW behind.

20 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

I was not a fan of this move at first. I was fucking pissed off actually. Now that the dust has settled, for now at least, I’m pretty fired up.

Still in a power 5 conference that will be the 3rd best (football and overall). The gap between #3 and #2 is a lot bigger than the gap between the gap between 3 & 4, but it’s a start.

Probably going to have an autobid to the playoff

Losing one game we usually win and one we usually lose, so that’s a wash.

Pretty excited about what the new guys bring across all sports.

Hopefully we’ll never have to play Ou again. I’ll miss kicking their asses for 364 days a year, but I won’t miss them. I’ll kinda miss you assholes though.

I’m hoping you guys pony up the dough and GTFO before next season. Bedlam bragging rights for a decade would be nice. After that, we just wait for the Big 10 or SEC to scoop up some or all of Clemson, USC, UCLA, Oregon, UW, FSU, and/or Miami. After that the Big XII picks up 4 teams that are in the same shitty spot we were a few months ago.

And as I was typing this, Riley leaves OU for USC. Probably got some assurance that they’ll be in the Big 10 soon. So maybe the Big XII gets Colorado, Utah, and the AZ schools? Unless they leave Oregon and UW behind.

The Big X is not ever scooping you up, maybe the ACC at best.

So Riley was seeing what Sark was building for the SEC and jumped ship?

The Big X is not ever scooping you up, maybe the ACC at best.

No I don’t wanna be scooped up by them. Well, I do, but it’s not happening and we’ve moved on. I want the BIG to do to the PAC or ACC what the SEC did to the Big XII. The Big XII then scoops up 4 teams left behind. I thought that was pretty clear in my first post. Im excited about where the Big XII is headed. At least compared to PAC and ACC.

Not all that much. Which is apparently 10x more than Lincoln Riley.

2 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


No I don’t wanna be scooped up by them. Well, I do, but it’s not happening and we’ve moved on. I was then to do to the PAC or ACC what the SEC did to the Big XII. The Big XII then scoops up 4 teams left behind. I thought that was pretty clear in my first post. Im excited about where the Big XII is headed. At least compared to PAC and ACC.

sorry I  did not read that right.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

So in your world being totally irrelevant in football is cool because SECSECSEC? Okay.

Surely that was sarcasm. Very aggy if not. 

On 11/27/2021 at 1:05 PM, tbone_ said:

This team wouldn’t have been within 21 points of even the shitty sec teams this year except for maybe Vandy.

I mean I’m all for SECSECSEC whatever but holyshit we are going to get regularly buttfucked without a massive change in direction.

Hey fuck you bro, we only lost by 19 to the team in a three way tie for third in the SEC West. Respect Sark’s ability. 

Makes no fucking sense to me with the conferences configured as they are and a 4 team playoff. I can only assume that the powers that be are aware of a larger master plan related to realignment. Until that transpires, the next few years will be fun watching Sark get his asshole hollowed out on the regular, but I guess we'll have more money. 

I for one am super excited about the SEC move.  Going forward all of our losses will only count as a half loss since we will be losing to the all mighty SEC teams.  Instead of 5-7 this year we would be 5-3 1/2 so a winning record actually.

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