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This is the most batshit crazy televangelist infomercial about rigged elections ever.

All of these people need to be put in padded rooms.

Not tuning in. But if you do, tell me who their advertisers are so I can boycott them. 

I wouldn't submit to a lobotomy from someone else; I sure as shit won't perform one on myself.

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not tuning in. But if you do, tell me who their advertisers are so I can boycott them. 

Paying off your double secret reverse mortgage and throwing out your colloidal silver underwear is going to hurt but you might as well go ahead and get it over with now.

Lolwat?  I didn't know anyone actual got that channel.

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Just got YouTube TV today and made sure to set up my channel list so that shit and Fox wouldn’t even show up. 

This thread is a good read.

 

 

This is the CR version of pull my finger.

Look, texags is over there too. I can smell the cow shit from here. I really don't see the need to wade into it.

If you have another remix of heavy metal Kenneth Copeland I might check it out, but it's a hard pass on OANN.

I already watched an episode of War on Humanity. Had enough grim reality for the evening.

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A televised spiral into insanity.

Yes I hold up traffic so I can see the car wrecks too...

Half of their viewers have to be Dems just watching for the spectical. Why give them free advertising?

So is Dominion's legal team basically masturbating continuously over this?

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2 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

You misspelled OSU

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Looks like he's reading a hostage note:

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

WORST.  THREAD TITLE.  EVER.

Please Turn on ONAN

would be worse.

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please Be Turned on by ONAN

would be worse.

Fixed 

It all started with a swing set install at MIT. Ed was on a bathroom break when he spots a math problem on the wall in the hallway.

-OAN lawyer (probably)

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

OAN "expert mathematician"  with evidence Trump won the election is actually a convicted drug dealer with no college degree who installs swing sets.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/88nbk4/expert-mathematician-on-election-fraud-actually-a-swing-set-installer-lawsuit-claims




 

I remember this asshole.  A trumper I work with was sending out his videos as proof the election was stolen; never mind those same videos proved absolutely jack shit.  I actually watched one of them to my chagrin but I was curious to see how the other side was twisting math and logic to fit their needs.

First thing I noticed was the data being used in the video did not match what was in the official datasets.  Dumbass had his dataset open in the video and I could not find the same entries in the official records - this was a video on the "stolen" GA election.  I was not surprised.

The other thing was he picked a completely unrelated mathematical theory to use as his model.  It had absolutely nothing to do with what he was trying to prove.  I told my trumper associate it was all bullshit and of course his reply was "I plugged the numbers in myself and his results are correct."  I pointed out that yes, the math itself was fine ala the addition, multiplication, etc, but this idiot's premise would be similar to using the Navier-Stokes equation to calculate Jose Altuve's OPS.

29 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I remember this asshole.  A trumper I work with was sending out his videos as proof the election was stolen; never mind those same videos proved absolutely jack shit.  I actually watched one of them to my chagrin but I was curious to see how the other side was twisting math and logic to fit their needs.

Which isn’t surprising when you consider that this is the same crowd that blindly follows liars that are in positions of imagined authority in their so-called “spiritual” lives. This is the same crowd that blindly follows religious figureheads that claim their faith is justified by the laws of thermodynamics, physics, et al. These are credulous people. They will believe anything that sounds good to them. OAN knows this and they play on this. There’s no fucking way they didn’t already know this asshole was a loser without a shred of credibility on the subject of mathematics. But they trotted him out there anyways because they knew their gullible audience would swallow that shit up, exactly as you describe.

29 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

First thing I noticed was the data being used in the video did not match what was in the official datasets. 

Ah yes, the Joan Peters strategy.

29 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 I told my trumper associate it was all bullshit and of course his reply was "I plugged the numbers in myself and his results are correct." 

But they wouldn’t be correct in red states where I’m sure this shit could be used to “prove” that Biden actually won, right?

9 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

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9 hours ago, hpslugga said:

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7 hours ago, RPM said:

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These are the only proper responses

You are basically asking us to take a hit of conservative meth.  And like meth, I am not going to subject myself to OAN’s effects and potential long term hazards to my brain and general well-being.  I’ve seen what the consumption of that product has done to family members that used to be normal people capable of being live and let live with regards to politics and religion. So...

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Fuck no and fuck you.

1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

It all started with a swing set install at MIT. Ed was on a bathroom break when he spots a math problem on the wall in the hallway.

-OAN lawyer (probably)

"How do you lick those apples?"

"What?"

"I mean, how do you like them apples?"

"Uh, these are oranges."

"I'm wicked smot."

"Okay."

I really do hate this timeline.  If someone had told me when I was 5 and starting kindergarten that this would be the result, I probably would have just offed myself.

10 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I really do hate this timeline.  If someone had told me when I was 5 and starting kindergarten that this would be the result, I probably would have just offed myself.

What a waste of a young life.  
 

 

 

 

Go find Donald and do some work before going off to the great beyond.  Hahhahaha - just kidding guys.  

Anyone have an update on Lindell?  Has the crank worn off?  Has he made a good enough case to overturn the election and re-install Trump on Friday?

What a waste of a young life.  
 
 
 
 
Go find Donald and do some work before going off to the great beyond.  Hahhahaha - just kidding guys.  
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2 hours ago, Bojack said:

Anyone have an update on Lindell?  Has the crank worn off?  Has he made a good enough case to overturn the election and re-install Trump on Friday?

 

 

15 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I don’t know how to find OANN.

I don’t want to know how to find OANN.

This.

never have done any of the offshoot TV networks or social media "alternatives."

Nuttier than squirrel shit.  no thank you.

26 minutes ago, Matuka said:

 

 

Sadly, I tried hard to find an appropriate image of rats choosing cocaine over food but was unsuccessful. 

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Sadly, I tried hard to find an appropriate image of rats choosing cocaine over food but was unsuccessful. 

I like the way you think. Here’s where your lead led me.

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And:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2013/10/16/oreos-as-addictive-as-cocaine-in-lab-rat-study/amp/
 

And:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/daily-news/hiv-protein-boosts-cocaines-effect-38855/amp

None of you are missing a got damm thing. It is amateur and cringe to the max.

Most of the time it looks like a presentation gone bad. With amateur IT-type mouth breathers trying to fix it live during the presentation.

No reason to watch - they are looking at data logs and software - and they have no idea what any of it means. 

7 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

No reason to watch - they are looking at data logs and software - and they have no idea what any of it means. 

 

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Lindell claims to be a recovered drug addict but plans to speak for 72 hours straight? It's possible that he can rely on caffeine alone to do that. Not probable but possible.

56 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Lindell claims to be a recovered drug addict but plans to speak for 72 hours straight? It's possible that he can rely on caffeine alone to do that. Not probable but possible.

Trump probably shipped him a few pairs of his shitstained diapers. Whenever Lindell is running low on energy, he buries his face and inhales that sweet, sweet smell of freedom which provides all the pick me up he needs.  

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24 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Trump probably shippd him a few pairs of his shitstained diapers. Whenver Lindell is running low on energy, he buries his face and inhales that sweet, sweet smell of freedom which provides all the pick me up he needs.  

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4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I really do hate this timeline.  If someone had told me when I was 5 and starting kindergarten that this would be the result, I probably would have just offed myself.

Relax, it's not like Fitlump is going to end up being Governor of Texas some day.

Oh.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jim Jones !!!

Would be hilarious if he gets deep into tonight and starts screaming about people getting their guns and heading to the nearest state capitol.

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