August 12, 20214 yr Annual Disclaimer: Nobody beats the NFL. I don't beat it, and you don't beat it. We know this. We are all going to lose money in this thread. With that said, the NFL is pretty awesome and pretty fun to gamble on, so let's lose our 10 cents of vig together. Steelers OVER 8.5 +130
August 22, 20214 yr I read that the UNDER has hit on the first 18 games of the pre-season so far, so what do I do? I throw a little down on the UNDER of the first game of the day, Bears-Bills. What happens, you ask? The OVER hits in the first half. Why do I even try? I had to dig out of the hole, so I bet the OVER on Packers-Jets because 32 seemed way too low. That one hit.
August 23, 20214 yr On 8/21/2021 at 7:01 PM, Assman said: I read that the UNDER has hit on the first 18 games of the pre-season so far, so what do I do? I throw a little down on the UNDER of the first game of the day, Bears-Bills. What happens, you ask? The OVER hits in the first half. Why do I even try? I had to dig out of the hole, so I bet the OVER on Packers-Jets because 32 seemed way too low. That one hit. Idk about first 18 but yea unders been stout. Sorry about the Bears.
August 28, 20214 yr Author Bengals UNDER 6.5 -110: I actually don't think they're going to be THAT bad but the schedule is brutal...hard division + AFC West. Dolphins UNDER 9.5 -116: I make Miami slightly better with Fitz, which sounds crazy b/c they were 7-3 under Tua....so I had to dig into why. Post QB switch, if you throw out the week 17 game (I know, I know but stay with me they were desperate fighting for the playoffs and abandoned the game plan), they were +9 in the other 9 Tua starts which would have been good for THIRD for the whole season. That TO luck is unsustainable. If you prefer more sophistication than a random dude on the internet, PFF graded him 31st. I'm looking at two more unders, one of which would be oppo @closetohumping (Bills) and I like Titans if I can get 9.5 at a good price, but it's currently not juicy enough. Edited August 28, 20214 yr by VolenteHawk
September 9, 20214 yr Author I reserve the right to stop posting these if I'm in contention later on, but I probably won't be. The numbers vary a little by shop and static vs dynamic line rules, but I'm pretty well settled on my week 1 contest plays... Cowboys, Patriots, Chargers, Browns, Falcons Patriots will probably also be a cash play. Also, I found a Titans UNDER 9.5 +100 and grabbed that. I'm done with season win totals now unless the Bills number pops.
September 10, 20214 yr The line has moved since but I put a bet in on WFT +1 earlier this week. I still like them at -1 at home against LAC. Edited September 10, 20214 yr by elguapo
September 12, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, closetohumping said: Everyone I’ve looked at is on Steelers, Panthers, and Washington. Think I need to bet the other side.
September 12, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, closetohumping said: He's 2-2 with the Chefs looking bad for now. Of course the Lions got pushed up to 9.5 on some books.
September 12, 20214 yr Chief’s second half to makeup for my first half bet on them? There’s a strategy that never works…. Lol
September 19, 20214 yr Author Pretty well hate the board this week, but you have to have 5 for contest purposes. Cowboys, Seahawks, Falcons, Rams, Raiders
September 19, 20214 yr Saints are totally hosing me on my hail Mary five team parley. Everything else was first halves or way up.
September 20, 20214 yr i went with detroit tt over 19.5. gb gave up 38 to a saints team that didn't look all that hot offensively yesterday.
September 23, 20214 yr On 9/22/2021 at 3:44 PM, Make em eat Taco Bell said: Tua is out and still Raiders -4 at home vs Dolphins. Why? Good point, Raiders look legit this year.
September 24, 20214 yr I only watched the quick game recap of Dolphins Bills on Sunday Ticket, but damn Miami's OL was a disaster.
September 25, 20214 yr Cowherd is 4-6 his picks: Washington +7 New England -2.5 Cincinnati +3 Philadelphia +3.5 Miami +3.5
September 26, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Need chefs and cards to hang on or I’m going witness protection Dead lol
September 28, 20214 yr EZ money on the cowboys. TD early, interception. Boom then they shit the bed and fumble in the EZ and gift the eagles a touchdown
October 2, 20214 yr I'm hammering Dal -5. Carolina is 3-0 but has beat some of the worst teams in the league. On top of that, the most dynamic play maker in the league is out for this game. I'm honestly surprised the spread is not bigger. (Of course this means Carolina wins in a blowout)
October 3, 20214 yr Denver -1 at home against Ravens with Lamar a little banged up. Tucker might hit a 70 yarder in the elevation but Broncos win this game with a wild crowd.
October 10, 20214 yr Author Went back to some old data, and depending on how you measure it this is my worst Q1 in the NFL ever. Not really W-L, I've started this slow before, but generally due to losing coin flip games...this year has very little to do with luck. I've never had bigger power rating adjustments this fast since I've been seriously handicapping the NFL (~20 years). I've moved 6 teams by a field goal or more already, which is unprecedented. Anyway, long way to go still. Contest plays (8-12)... Saints, 49ers, Broncos, Bills, Chargers
October 11, 20214 yr Hit a eight team teaser on KC game to end up, up this week. Might lay all I’m up on mnf and try to double up.
October 11, 20214 yr Hit a eight team teaser on KC game to end up, up this week. Might lay all I’m up on mnf and try to double up. What was the payout odds in that?
October 11, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Dr Fear said: 12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said: Hit a eight team teaser on KC game to end up, up this week. Might lay all I’m up on mnf and try to double up. What was the payout odds in that? 10/1
October 15, 20214 yr Got damn Philly goes for two to cover 6.5That was crazy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
October 17, 20214 yr Went 4-0 in the early games with the Vikings pulling it off in ot. Needed this to make up for yesterday. Edited October 17, 20214 yr by Hook1997
October 23, 20214 yr Author Contest picks are in already, because I wanted to play the Thursday game (13-17)… Browns, Raiders, Titans, Colts, Patriots
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