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The Cards are are the way up to -20.0 against the Texans on bet online.

3 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

The Cards are are the way up to -20.0 against the Texans on bet online.

And there’s still some value in taking the Cards lol

im going 
Bal -6, NYG +3, Pats -7, ATL -1.5

On a NFL streak, 9-3 the last two weeks now.  
late afternoon not looking good so far.

Rams -16.5, Raiders pick, Cards -10.5 first half.  

Edited by Hook1997

NE, Cinci, and Mia at +2.5 and a big ML parlay on NE, Zona, LAR, GB, and TB made for a nice day. These big spread ML parlays have done well this year with the lack of normal upsets.

I’m now like 16-6 the last two weeks.   I am a NFL god lol.   

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Contest plays (18-17)…

Colts, Steelers, Lions, Falcons, Broncos

Some of these are line dependent, lots of movement around 3 so get the best of it.

Rams, Titans, Bills, Bengals and a small play on the Bears to upset.  They are without their head coach, and that’s a good thing…

Looking to this weekend... I know the Texans suck but should the Dolphins really be favored by 7 against anyone?

7 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Looking to this weekend... I know the Texans suck but should the Dolphins really be favored by 7 against anyone?

I think Tyrod Taylor should be back, so probably because of that.   But yea 7 is a bit much I’d say.  

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If Taylor is back it will be lower, but I'm as anti Miami as they come (see my previous season win total under notes), and even I make it 6.5.  The Dolphins are regular bad, the Texans are baaaaad.

FWIW I'm 20-20, so I might as well be flipping coins if that matters to you in my handicap.

 

If Taylor is back it will be lower, but I'm as anti Miami as they come (see my previous season win total under notes), and even I make it 6.5.  The Dolphins are regular bad, the Texans are baaaaad.
FWIW I'm 20-20, so I might as well be flipping coins if that matters to you in my handicap.
 
Texans are 4-4 ATS after the garbage time against the Rams on Sunday.1136cc99eb0715f5b10e02ba49800588.jpg
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15 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

Texans are 4-4 ATS after the garbage time against the Rams on Sunday.

The flip side is they are one more play worth of the Rams caring from being 1-5 ATS in Davis Mills starts.  But ATS record at the halfway point tells us much more about performance vs preseason expectation than it does anything predictive.

 

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Contest plays (20-20)…

Jets, Cowboys, Chargers, Bengals, Packers

 

Over total and over points for Tucker tonight. 7.5 pts so three field goals or two FG and two XPs seems like a sure thing tonight.

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Contest played (22-23)…

Falcons, Saints, Broncos, Chargers, Patriots

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Contest plays…

Football Team, Dolphins, Cowboys, Chargers, Giants

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Contest plays (27-28)…

Lions, Bucs, 49ers, Texans, Eagles

Those last 3 have all moved to numbers I’d no longer play them at, so even better if you’re fading me.

Why did rams/pack move? Is Rodgers not playing?

Lord help me, I'm Taking the Texans -3 (-102), Jags ML +105 and the Panthers pick em -120.

  • 3 weeks later...

Teased Colts +9.5 with GB pickem and with Chargers -3.

Teaser with Chargers -3 and GB -1.5.

I know nothing about the colts but I was bored.

 

On 12/25/2021 at 2:42 PM, Enchubben said:

Teased Colts +9.5 with GB pickem and with Chargers -3.

Teaser with Chargers -3 and GB -1.5.

I know nothing about the colts but I was bored.

 

Asshole chargers killed me

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Asshole chargers killed me

Yea they fucked me big time. The real kicker was I had put in a small prop bet for a large Houston Win at 14+ because it paid 70:1. I put in some change to win $700 and looked good with 90 seconds left. Then 3 plays later the Texans fucked me on that too by letting in a garbage time TD

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Asshole chargers killed me

Yea they fucked me big time. The real kicker was I had put in a small prop bet for a large Houston Win at 14+ because it paid 70:1. I put in some change to win $700 and looked good with 90 seconds left. Then 3 plays later the Texans fucked me on that too by letting in a garbage time TD

On Betonline, does anyone know if a tie counts for 0.5 wins for win totals? Specifically, I have the Lions under 4.5 wins and they still could potentially finish 4-12-1. Bet is still pending.

On 1/2/2022 at 1:45 PM, Dr Fear said:

On Betonline, does anyone know if a tie counts for 0.5 wins for win totals? Specifically, I have the Lions under 4.5 wins and they still could potentially finish 4-12-1. Bet is still pending.

4 is a loss

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Whats everybody betting Divisional playoff weekend?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/lines

Lines look tough, maybe Chiefs is the best bet at +8.5 over Jacksonville?

I want to bet every game.. maybe just bet the under on all of em?

KC vs JAX 47.5 under...

LOLz.  47 pts.   It's stupid how close this shit is on the regular.

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27 minutes ago, slorch said:

KC vs JAX 47.5 under...

LOLz.  47 pts.   It's stupid how close this shit is on the regular.

It consistently blows my mind. lost a basketball over/under bet last week that was like 140 something points. Lost it by .5. 

Moose Johnston belongs in the HoF.

some a you kids have no idea what a fullback should be.

and damn, don't he look regal?

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For those that watch this sort of thing, the bengals have gone from a 1 point dog on Sunday evening to a 2 point favorite this morning. 

Probably people loading up against Mahomes’ ankle. Or perhaps looking at the history of burrow vs chiefs. Regardless, hope everyone betting got in early. 

Eagles have been hovering around 2/2.5 pt favorites.

Im heavy on eagles/bengals teaser and eagles/bengals ML

8 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Eagles game should go under as both teams are very deliberate.  But why do I feel like an over is gonna happen?

When everything points to the under, take the over.


 


unless it’s Iowa.

On 1/24/2023 at 9:19 AM, Enchubben said:

For those that watch this sort of thing, the bengals have gone from a 1 point dog on Sunday evening to a 2 point favorite this morning. 

Or Vegas knows more about Mahomes' ankle than most others. Which is almost always the case. 

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Or Vegas knows more about Mahomes' ankle than most others. Which is almost always the case. 

certainly true. and I think Mahomes would be out this week if it were a regular season game.  Though he could barely put weight on that foot last week and was still able to make all the throws. I think they'll pump him up full of painkillers and he'll still play ok, but it does limit his moving around outside of the pocket where he's most dangerous. Probably justifies 2-3 points IMO.

FWIW - the line in my book got as high as CIN -3 yesterday, but went back down to -1 as of this morning.

On 1/26/2023 at 10:31 AM, closetohumping said:

I’d be looking at Jamar chase props.  Chiefs don’t do well s wr1

Agreed. Also depending on your sportsbook the Pacheco rushing total looks interesting. Most books are around 50.5 yds. For some fucked up reason, my book has it at O49.5 (-140), so the reduced odds fuck that bet up. But in any case, Pacheco has cleared that number in 9 of his last 10 games. On the other side, Perine over 17.5 yds rushing is tempting as well. He's cleared that number 8 out of the last 10 games, and when they played KC earlier this year he had 106 on the ground and 49 receiving yds. Obviously Mixon didnt play that game, but based on those stats it wouldnt surprise me to see Cinci work him into the game plan enough to get 17 yds rushing. 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Agreed. Also depending on your sportsbook the Pacheco rushing total looks interesting. Most books are around 50.5 yds. For some fucked up reason, my book has it at O49.5 (-140), so the reduced odds fuck that bet up. But in any case, Pacheco has cleared that number in 9 of his last 10 games. On the other side, Perine over 17.5 yds rushing is tempting as well. He's cleared that number 8 out of the last 10 games, and when they played KC earlier this year he had 106 on the ground and 49 receiving yds. Obviously Mixon didnt play that game, but based on those stats it wouldnt surprise me to see Cinci work him into the game plan enough to get 17 yds rushing. 

Also you would think the chiefs run Pacheco a bit more than usual with mahomes not 100%

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What bets or prop bets are people rolling with? Chris Stapleton under on National Anthem? Orange Gatorade? Opening kickoff touchback?

6 hours ago, Enchubben said:

What bets or prop bets are people rolling with? Chris Stapleton under on National Anthem? Orange Gatorade? Opening kickoff touchback?

Just some fun bs bets... 

 

Jalen Hurts 45+ Rushing Yards & DeVonta Smith 100+ Receiving Yards (+600)

Jalen Hurts 250+ Passing yards , Patrick Mahomes II 305+ Passing yards , A.J. Brown 80+ Receiving yards and Travis Kelce 85+ Receiving yards (+850)

A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, Travis Kelce 325+ Combined Receiving Yards (+1100)

Stapleton’s anthem has been 2:04 at both rehearsals in the stadium.  I can’t find a place to bet it though.

  • 1 year later...

saw the preview tonight on NBC.  S. Barkley has an over/under of 13.5 yards receiving.  I thought this would be a no brainer easy to win with the over.  So far he has not been targeted, but he only needs one or two catches.  

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