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#201
1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

$51M and he climbed into bed with THAT?

Further proof that a stiff dick has no conscience …

Found her instagram, way hotter with filter.

#203
On 3/17/2022 at 8:47 AM, TonyTexas said:

Your constant championing of Bauer is one of your most baffling stances ever. And that is a very high bar. 

You probably feel Iike an idiot right about now. Or at least you should.

Edited by Helobious

#204
16 hours ago, kevwun said:

He's such an asshole that no one cared enough to give him the benefit of the doubt.  Also, he sucks now so teams aren't going to be beating his door down.

Trevor Bauer this season with the Yokohama Baystars (NPB)• 19 G• 10-4 record• 2.76 ERA• 130 2/3 IP• 130 strikeouts• 1.14 WHIP• 9.0 SO/9• 2023 NPB All-StarThe 32-year old is a free agent this winter. He is free to sign with any club of any league, including MLB.

 

#206

I think he gets signed next year by an MLB team. He still throws hard (95+) and has tons of pitches. Someone will want him. Padres or Yankees. 

#207
On 1/7/2023 at 2:05 PM, Firemans4Horn said:


 

worst use of “take the L” in the history of the phrase. 

And this would be the best 

Sam congratulated Murray by telling him good game but Murray didn't acknowledge it. After Sam politely called him out on his sportsmanship, Murray took a shot at Ehlinger and called him something. Ehlinger then told Murray to "TAKE THE LOSS, PU$$Y!!!"#RedRiverShowdown #HookEm

 

 

#209
On 10/2/2023 at 3:46 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Still think Bauer is proven bad teammate/locker room cancer/not a great guy and won't be back in MLB... but fair amount of people, including lots of media folks who were making him out to be some kind of monster may have got some explaining to do...

 

I was skeptical and mystified by this whole thing from when I first heard about it, while the world was almost unanimously calling for burning him at the stake with flimsy to virtually zero evidence or opportunity to defend.

People wanted to bury this guy for something they had no real clue about, just because he was a bit different.

If it were one example it might not be as troublesome, but the media is so toxic, and people are so easily swayed. It's why we can't have nice things, and the country and the world plunges further down the shitter every year.

 

 

 

#210
On 8/14/2021 at 12:30 PM, DougO said:

I don't know what's true, but I know I trust the Post less than this baseball player whose character I know nothing about.

Once again...

 

#211
On 10/2/2023 at 4:07 PM, Hornsbay22 said:

Feel bad for the guy. Sometimes you can see when things have Jesse Smollett all over it, but everyone would rather have outrage over facts. 

Moral of the story is this was never about choking. It was always about him being a doucher. This news does nothing for me. He’s a weirdo who’ll never get another shot in the MLB. Hard to tell who had the worst posts in here - Derka or Imma. 

#213
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Waiting for all the ESPN talking heads who shit all over him and fueled the fire to line up and apologize. 

Better chance of the Astros fans realizing nobody actually has a problem with their team, it's their cuntnugget fans that we can't stand.
#215
6 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Moral of the story is this was never about choking. It was always about him being a doucher. This news does nothing for me. He’s a weirdo who’ll never get another shot in the MLB. Hard to tell who had the worst posts in here - Derka or Imma. 

I hope the astros take him .....on the cheap. 

#217
4 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Answer Waiting GIF
 

Waiting for all the ESPN talking heads who shit all over him and fueled the fire to line up and apologize. 

Why would they?  He’s one of the most unlikable people ever. Just because he was “right” here doesn’t mean he’s owed a damned thing. 

21 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

I hope the astros take him .....on the cheap. 

I hope you do too. Because the Astros and their fans are just too darned likable. 

#219
On 10/3/2023 at 9:53 AM, tx 3 putt said:

That chick needs to be in prison 

Agreed.  We lost a pitcher we really could have used as well.

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#220
2 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Why would they?  He’s one of the most unlikable people ever. Just because he was “right” here doesn’t mean he’s owed a damned thing. 

Being an unlikeable asshole justifies an onslaught of slanderous attacks without evidence or conviction? The media didn’t demand a de facto lifetime ban and public shunning of Kobe when he ass raped that teenage girl in Colorado, and he was a pretty big asshole with a million dollar smile. 
 

I also think Bauer is a huge asshole, but I don’t condemn assholes to false accusations of violence and give the media a free pass to convict before proven guilty and never issue a mea culpa after tanking someone’s reputation and career. 

#221

Aren’t there 3 other women who have shit pending against him?

It wasn’t just this one?

Or am I misremembering?

#222
On 10/3/2023 at 7:40 PM, DougO said:

I was skeptical and mystified by this whole thing from when I first heard about it, while the world was almost unanimously calling for burning him at the stake with flimsy to virtually zero evidence or opportunity to defend.

People wanted to bury this guy for something they had no real clue about, just because he was a bit different.

If it were one example it might not be as troublesome, but the media is so toxic, and people are so easily swayed. It's why we can't have nice things, and the country and the world plunges further down the shitter every year.

The dude was a freaking douchebag, earning zero benefit of the doubt.

Whether he was right/ wrong didn't really matter at that point.  It was an opportunity to watch a guy crash and burn, that had already deservedly earned the title of fucktool.

He suffered from karmatic fever, something fierce.

#223

This site is full of assholes and douchebags.  We pride ourselves on it.  Better hope karmatic fever isn't a real thing

#224
Before their sexual encounters became national news, MLB pitcher Trevor Bauer and the woman who accused him of rape discussed what happened in a 27-minute call covertly recorded by police.It’s never been publicly available until now.FULL STORY: https://t.co/Wpx5DGpxCX

 

#226

There are 304 uses of the word "like" in that transcript. Mind-numbing for even Jeff Spicoli to read...

#227

Buying known lying POS Trevor Bauers little one sided vlog story and running to this thread to white knight for him and demand an apology from ESPN was an interesting choice.

#228
8 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Being an unlikeable asshole justifies an onslaught of slanderous attacks without evidence or conviction? The media didn’t demand a de facto lifetime ban and public shunning of Kobe when he ass raped that teenage girl in Colorado, and he was a pretty big asshole with a million dollar smile. 
 

I also think Bauer is a huge asshole, but I don’t condemn assholes to false accusations of violence and give the media a free pass to convict before proven guilty and never issue a mea culpa after tanking someone’s reputation and career. 

I don’t care. 

7 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Buying known lying POS Trevor Bauers little one sided vlog story and running to this thread to white knight for him and demand an apology from ESPN was an interesting choice.

Anyone white knighting for this guy is a cunt. 

#230
21 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Buying known lying POS Trevor Bauers little one sided vlog story and running to this thread to white knight for him and demand an apology from ESPN was an interesting choice.

The audio recording didnt work with the Judge because she literally says she asked for all the hitting and choking.    Sounds like a woman who convinced a guy for kinky sex to extort money later.  The only other possibilty is she asked for a donkey punch and had buyers remorse. 

#231

It's probably never a good idea to ask for a donkey punch from a guy who's unstable and has a high 90's fastball.

#232

It is totally possible that all of the following is true:

That girl is a conniving foolish money grubbing whore

Trevor Bauer is not a criminal

Trevor Bauer is an unlikable garbage human being who gets rough with women (in a totally legal way) and deserves all of the public ire he’s received

 

Fuck Trevor Bauer.

#233
15 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Better chance of the Astros fans realizing nobody actually has a problem with their team, it's their cuntnugget fans that we can't stand.

Yeah gonna have to stop you right there, plenty of people got problems with the Astros...mostly because since 2017 they have just been better than whoever their team is...

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34 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Buying known lying POS Trevor Bauers little one sided vlog story and running to this thread to white knight for him and demand an apology from ESPN was an interesting choice.

Not sure anyone around here is actually "White Knighting" for Bauer, but sure does seem like the media mob got this one wrong and no one appears to be lined up to eat their crow...

#234
14 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Yeah gonna have to stop you right there, plenty of people got problems with the Astros...mostly because since 2017 they have just been better than whoever their team is...

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Not sure anyone around here is actually "White Knighting" for Bauer, but sure does seem like the media mob got this one wrong and no one appears to be lined up to eat their crow...

This is it.  That and most people are self-righteous cunts…

#235

I think 3 things are true and not exclusive. 

1 - The Astros are just plain better.

2- They cheated at a sport built around cheating.

3- Fans are douchebags.  

#236

If they were actually better they wouldn’t have had to cheat. They weren’t better than anyone else, hence the cheating. 
 

And it’s hilarious to see them all line up to crucify Bauer just because he used to donkey punch them regularly when he played in the MLB. Like they didn’t all rejoice when Osuna got signed. You can look back at the early pages of this thread for the evidence.

#237
8 hours ago, Helobious said:

And it’s hilarious to see them all line up to crucify Bauer just because he used to donkey punch them regularly when he played in the MLB.

Astros fucked him up in the 2018 ALDS.  That's all that matters.

#238
10 hours ago, Helobious said:

If they were actually better they wouldn’t have had to cheat. They weren’t better than anyone else, hence the cheating. 
 

And it’s hilarious to see them all line up to crucify Bauer just because he used to donkey punch them regularly when he played in the MLB. Like they didn’t all rejoice when Osuna got signed. You can look back at the early pages of this thread for the evidence.

Out of all of the outlandishly wrong/stupid things I have read on this website written by you, this might be the most. Congrats?

Adam Sandler GIF by IFC

 

#239

The problem is just Astros fans...

Yet Altuve and Bregman are roundly booed on the road( keep doing it!)

That hypothesis is full  of shit though.

#240
16 hours ago, Helobious said:

If they were actually better they wouldn’t have had to cheat. They weren’t better than anyone else, hence the cheating. 
 

And it’s hilarious to see them all line up to crucify Bauer just because he used to donkey punch them regularly when he played in the MLB. Like they didn’t all rejoice when Osuna got signed. You can look back at the early pages of this thread for the evidence.

Lulz. They won 103 the next year and 107 the year after that. They were absolutely better than 95% of the rest of the league including the Yankees. You’re just being a bitch. Tom Brady cheated, he’s still the goat. Nick saban has paid for the best players for 10 years now, cheating his balls off, still the goat. 

#241
11 hours ago, slorch said:

The problem is just Astros fans...

Yet Altuve and Bregman are roundly booed on the road( keep doing it!)

That hypothesis is full  of shit though.

You have to realize, when you hear boos when Altuve and Bregman come up to bat; the dumbass fans aren't booing the players.  They are booing you and me.  I fucking love it.  I'd rather be hated than irrelevant.

#242

Cut me some slack.  I can see better than Angel Hernandez!!!

#243
On 10/6/2023 at 6:46 AM, Snake Diggity said:

It is totally possible that all of the following is true:

That girl is a conniving foolish money grubbing whore

Trevor Bauer is not a criminal

Trevor Bauer is an unlikable garbage human being who gets rough with women (in a totally legal way) and deserves all of the public ire he’s received

 

Fuck Trevor Bauer.

Deserves public ire for kinky sex (if legal)?  That would be uniquely driven public ire directed his way nobody else deals with. Agree with all the rest.  

#244
On 10/6/2023 at 9:27 PM, petscii said:

I think 3 things are true and not exclusive. 

1 - The Astros are just plain better.

2- They cheated at a sport built around cheating.

3- Fans are douchebags.  

I forgot something 

4 - GO FUCKING ASTROS!!!!!!!!

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#245
On 10/5/2023 at 1:51 PM, Guest said:

Hard to tell who had the worst posts in here - Derka or Imma. 

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lol what? i'm the one person in this thread who's been right the entire time. rex you crazy for this one. 

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#250

I think he's lying about wanting to sign for the min.  I'd be fine if he were an Astro...

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