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Fucking Vic Special escalating shit.  This fat cunt needs to be arrested and banned from every NFL stadium.

 

 

COVID ain’t killing people fast enough.

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

COVID ain’t killing people fast enough.

Diabeetus and hypertension will get this crowd 

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Dude throwing beer was the real MVP.

I thought it was the guy styling the brown shoes and black pants that shoved the fat ass of #99 down so he could take the beating he was looking for

and if you are the type of loser that fights over the shit quality of the Rams and Chargers at least train your bitch to not grab and hold your arms and shirt when you are going in for the beat down

And some wonder why unvaccinated people make up 95% of hospitalizations and deaths.  

19 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I thought it was the guy styling the brown shoes and black pants that shoved the fat ass of #99 down so he could take the beating he was looking for

 

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don’t think the descriptive term trashy-ass is really necessary when referring to NFL fans.

From the Department of Redundancy Department. 

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking Vic Special escalating shit.  This fat cunt needs to be arrested and banned from every NFL stadium.

 

 

Here I am thinking Texans fans are overweight regards...

The fake Aaron Donald had on some sweet J’s, yo. Then he got his fat ass kicked, so…

12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Here I am thinking Texans fans are overweight regards...

Look at that entire crowd section, person by person. 

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Dude throwing beer was the real MVP.

I appreciate him even more after watching the overhead clip in the Lulz board. He almost fell over his seat getting high enough to launch the beer grenades. 

16 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don’t think the descriptive term trashy-ass is really necessary when referring to NFL fans.

Be easier to point out the classy ones.

13 hours ago, cmontexas said:

At least he didnt let himself get disrespected 

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13 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Beer tossing bitch starts to lose her top at :48. 

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It never ceases to amaze me how many "men" are incapable of throwing a proper punch. That shit is embarrassing. They should feel bad about themselves and their fathers and grandfathers should feel even worse about themselves. They failed them.

From Naked Gun 33 1/3:

Frank Drebin: Faster than you could say spread 'em, I was inside the cold, gray walls of Statesville Prison. I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, and murderers. It was like being in the stands of a Los Angeles Raiders game

Edited by JFKFC

You’ve got to be a real idiot to attend an NFL game in Los Angeles in the cheap seats. 

6 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

It never ceases to amaze me how many "men" are incapable of throwing a proper punch. That shit is embarrassing. They should feel bad about themselves and their fathers and grandfathers should feel even worse about themselves. They failed them.

You mean punching a dude in the butt cheek isn’t the proper way to fight?

23 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

 

Post that shit in the linked thread, fuck boyz.

Edited by Henry Hill

Beer tossing bitch starts to lose her top at :48. 

IMWP is vic’s sock
On 8/15/2021 at 6:34 PM, Gil Bang said:

Fucking Vic Special escalating shit.  This fat cunt needs to be arrested and banned from every NFL stadium.

 

 

Does watching this make your pussy hurt?

I don’t think the descriptive term trashy-ass is really necessary when referring to NFL fans.

I have a 12 year old football frenzied kiddo that loves the Longhorns and cowboys. Took him to a cowboys game a few years ago and luckily no fights.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:


I have a 12 year old football frenzied kiddo that loves the Longhorns and cowboys. Took him to a cowboys game a few years ago and luckily no fights.

Took my son to a cowboy game a few years ago and I was dismayed at the level of intoxication by seemingly everyone there, even in the fancy seats we were in. Therefore I’m not shocked at the poor form of the punches and lack of power.

When I went to the Cal game in 2016 (thanks a lot Charlie) I ended up on a train Sunday with all of the Raider fans going to the game.  That was enough for me, no fucking way would I ever actually go to a game there

Does watching this make your pussy hurt?
It's Gil Bang. So the answer is always yes.
On 8/16/2021 at 10:06 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Look at that entire crowd section, person by person. 


Savage truth is savage 

On 8/16/2021 at 1:05 PM, ElChupacabra said:

It never ceases to amaze me how many "men" are incapable of throwing a proper punch. That shit is embarrassing. They should feel bad about themselves and their fathers and grandfathers should feel even worse about themselves. They failed them.

Looked like a wrestling bout, but with fupa's.   

 

On 8/15/2021 at 9:38 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

All that buttpunching gonna bring NowThis back from the dead…

  Alright, that's like the 10th NowThis joke I have seen. What's the skinny?

31 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

  Alright, that's like the 10th NowThis joke I have seen. What's the skinny?


NowThis was an above average poster who posted a screenshot of his browser to illustrate and article to prove some point while not realizing that at the top of his browser where tabs that were open to BDSM porn of submissive men being pegged and fisted.

I was lucky enough to be on the threat when it happened. It was the most glorious internetness I’ve ever seen. 
 

*I believe that was his last post. Shouldn’t be too hard to find if you look him up in the directory here…

Edited by Doc Reeves

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:


NowThis was an above average poster who posted a screenshot of his browser to illustrate and article to prove some point while not realizing that at the top of his browser where tabs that were open to BDSM porn of submissive men being pegged and fisted.

I was lucky enough to be on the threat when it happened. It was the most glorious internetness I’ve ever seen. 
 

*I believe that was his last post. Shouldn’t be too hard to find if you look him up in the directory here…

Actually he was quoting some article in the Kobe Bryant thread, but when he posted a link to said article the url he pasted in linked to a pegging video.  Obviously didn’t catch it in time to edit.  Never posted again.

13 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Actually he was quoting some article in the Kobe Bryant thread, but when he posted a link to said article the url he pasted in linked to a pegging video.  Obviously didn’t catch it in time to edit.  Never posted again.

This is correct. Sorry, I’m rolling

What is the proper etiquette when a sugar baby gets her sugar daddy's ass beaten?

 

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


NowThis was an above average poster who posted a screenshot of his browser to illustrate and article to prove some point while not realizing that at the top of his browser where tabs that were open to BDSM porn of submissive men being pegged and fisted.

I was lucky enough to be on the threat when it happened. It was the most glorious internetness I’ve ever seen. 
 

*I believe that was his last post. Shouldn’t be too hard to find if you look him up in the directory here…

   I have just finished laughing my ass off for the better part of an hour. I had no idea this went down. It was during my Tom Herman boycott. However, I also learned through @ChiTownDoc that Rocko was into trannies. Apparently I miss all the good shit! It was still good though. I wonder which sock is NowThis.

On a boring night it was funny to see how much he pissed off people though. 

Edited by Zepol87

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