April 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, OU Sucks said: I assumed Hookem meant "she has no clue" as in she isn't very bright. I quickly ascertained she wasn't very bright when I read this: Those annoying hiking time slots! That motherfucker drove her through maybe the most beautiful stretch of road in this country and didn’t plan to/let her stop and enjoy it. There’s easily 20 places that you have to stop and see to appreciate.
April 6, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: That motherfucker drove her through maybe the most beautiful stretch of road in this country and didn’t plan to/let her stop and enjoy it. There’s easily 20 places that you have to stop and see to appreciate. These are people who think College Station is beautiful country. We're talking white trash rednecks. Edited April 6, 20223 yr by Randolph Duke
April 6, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said: These are people who think College Station is beautiful country. We're talking white trash rednecks.
April 7, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I don't know, but maybe quit clicking on the thread devoted to him I didn't. I clicked on the "next unread", which was definitely my mistake. Na'theless, that neither excuses nor corrects the fact that various mental plebeians manage to avoid their better judgement and post here anyway...
April 7, 20223 yr Dude probably eats off of paper plates.Hey I do that at least once a day. What are you saying about me?
April 7, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, fattyflattie said: Dude has several Hispanic groomsmen, guess he just has a distaste for the bleks. He's also been outed as a racist shitbag on Rant. His racism is too much for the SEC board... Fuck this guy. Juan (his fake friend at UH that called him a genius) is probably one of them
April 7, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, MoJames said: Super white wedding party Bitch on the right looks like the Statue of Liberty. Still would..... Edited April 7, 20223 yr by Horn Dogg
April 7, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, lilMAC25 said: Shit on his porch and fuck his wife in the ass? That's a start...
April 7, 20223 yr 38 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said: Bitch on the right looks like the Statue of Liberty. Still would..... user name checks out
April 7, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said: Every time his personal info gets put on blast here, I'm quite certain his racist ass has flashbacks to pwc and the great Twitter investigation from which his public shaming began. Just imagining him seeing this thread bumped and feeling his stomach turn a little each time wondering what will happen next is absolutely worth the occasional interruption to our football programming. That fucker earned and continues to earn every bit of anxiety he feels when this thread is bumped. His racist trolling cost him an internship, a potential job, possibly an entire career path, and forced him to change his name, yet he continues doing much of the same shit today. Fuck that guy. wait, what? This rat fuck is still posting racist shit?
April 7, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said: I've always thought that weddings excluding children to be, at best, tone-deaf and out of touch and, at worst, selfish. I know it's your big day, but you are the one asking us to come to it, and maybe we don't feel like, or can't, be away from them for a day or two or some other circumstance that 2 single, childless, young adults can't imagine. are you complaining about people who you probably don't even care about giving you a built-in reason to not attend their dumbass wedding?
April 7, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said: Far right is a freaking Amazon. She’s standing on Daniel Wilson’s shoulders.
April 7, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said: I am so jealous. I wish I would have thought to show all of my friends and family how much I love my fiancée by posing for our wedding announcement in a leather jacket with my cap on backwards... Dad?
April 7, 20223 yr We should send them a nice wedding card with all of Daniel's racist tweets. Either that or wrap them a weeding present with his racist tweets as the wrapping paper.
April 7, 20223 yr Hey I do that at least once a day. What are you saying about me?I got bad news - so do I.
April 7, 20223 yr 16 hours ago, MoJames said: Super white wedding party Chick on far left is quite possibly rude.
April 7, 20223 yr Popular Post How many fucking names does this dude have? He's the P. Diddy of the KKK.
April 7, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Horn Dogg said: Bitch on the right looks like the Statue of Liberty. Still would..... She looks like she comes from good German stock. Bet her name is Eva. Also, fantastic birthing hips.
April 7, 20223 yr 20 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said: We got an invitation to an out of state wedding...adults only. Not sure why you would waste the paper even sending it to me knowing we have two kids but ok... Friend I invited to my wedding?
April 7, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: We should send them a nice wedding card with all of Daniel's racist tweets. Either that or wrap them a weeding present with his racist tweets as the wrapping paper. there is also an option to buy a few of the things left on their registry and send an interesting note https://www.zola.com/wedding/wilsonbemarriedd/registry
April 7, 20223 yr Last name is still Wilson, that page is just showing their first and middle names. https://www.zola.com/wedding/wilsonbemarriedd/wedding_party
April 7, 20223 yr Popular Post 47 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: You’re not going to climb that mountain? Not my type but I’d give it a shot. That’s how TE’s and LBs are made.
April 7, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, fattyflattie said: You’re not going to climb that mountain? Not my type but I’d give it a shot. That’s how TE’s and LBs are made. She's my first choice.
April 7, 20223 yr You’re not going to climb that mountain? Not my type but I’d give it a shot. That’s how TE’s and LBs are made. She's got about 100 pounds on me.
April 7, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: 59 minutes ago, fattyflattie said: You’re not going to climb that mountain? Not my type but I’d give it a shot. That’s how TE’s and LBs are made. She's got about 100 pounds on me. She probably only weighs about 50 lb more than the nag you labeled “6”, and she’s over a foot taller. I’ll take shapely Amazon over Missy Piggy all day long. then again, what you have labeled as “8” is way hotter than what you have labeled “6” and “7”, so maybe you just have odd tastes (or maybe I do). Edited April 7, 20223 yr by lilMAC25
April 7, 20223 yr Just now, Beau Vine said: 55 minutes ago, fattyflattie said: You’re not going to climb that mountain? Not my type but I’d give it a shot. That’s how TE’s and LBs are made. She's got about 100 pounds on me. Hah. I think she’s got a few inches height on me, and I’m not a short guy. i worked with a guy whose daughters were both 6-4”/6-5”. Always felt bad for them. That said, I once was in a crazy long like, I think at Empire State Building behind some collegiate volleyball players. They were tall and thin, but several were stunningly pretty. Would have acquired step stool and been ok with it.
April 7, 20223 yr She probably only weighs about 50 lb more than the nag you labeled “6”, and she’s over a foot taller. I’ll take shapely Amazon over Missy Piggy all day long.Are you Long Duc Dong?
April 7, 20223 yr On 4/6/2022 at 12:31 PM, NorthLoop said: You know what you have to do. strong post content to avatar congruence
April 7, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said: She probably only weighs about 50 lb more than the nag you labeled “6”, and she’s over a foot taller. I’ll take shapely Amazon over Missy Piggy all day long. then again, what you have labeled as “8” is way hotter than what you have labeled “6” and “7”, so maybe you just have odd tastes (or maybe I do). Guarantee Missy Piggy #6 is insane in the sack…
April 7, 20223 yr Author There has got to be some money left in the wreath fund to buy the 11.95 item so we can send a note about DFigs history and the url to his story here.
April 7, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Beau Vine said: 3 hours ago, fattyflattie said: You’re not going to climb that mountain? Not my type but I’d give it a shot. That’s how TE’s and LBs are made. She's got about 100 pounds on me. So why are you acting like it would be your decision?
April 7, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Ignatius said: Guarantee Missy Piggy #6 is insane in the sack… So will Ms Liberty after I go @Uncle Boobs on her clit.
April 7, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, fattyflattie said: You’re not going to climb that mountain? Not my type but I’d give it a shot. That’s how TE’s and LBs are made.
April 7, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Beau Vine said: Something about 7 says freak in the bed. I'd rank her 3. 2 sort of looks like a recovering crackhead so I'd put her at 8. 9 is a brown bagger for sure.
April 8, 20223 yr On 4/6/2022 at 10:24 AM, tx ind said: necro bump https://www.zola.com/wedding/wilsonbemarriedd That douchebag needs his aggy ring in every pic
April 8, 20223 yr On 4/6/2022 at 12:34 PM, Hookem2147 said: I was > < close to commenting "Congrats to the Figurelli's! Longhorn nation wishes you the best" on their engagement announcement on Instagram last year. You’ve known about this since last year? This nondisclosure will not stand, man.
April 8, 20223 yr On 4/6/2022 at 12:47 PM, Teamdirtyleg said: I get that. Sure, I don't have to go. My worst experience with this was being asked to be in a wedding, then about a month before they spring the no kids shit on me and my family. You want me to stand in your wedding but my 3 kids aren't welcome. Oh but who does that little shit carrying the flowers and that other little shit carrying a pillow with a ring on it belong to? And it's a daytime wedding and reception. I'm mostly annoyed by the painting this as "we are doing you a big favor by making you leave your kids at home" angle. I don’t really care what someone else does for their own wedding. But they shouldn’t care either. But it is tone deaf, way too casual, and classless. If I wasn’t close with either a bride or groom and was on the fence on going, that message would be enough for me to not go whether I had kids or not.
April 8, 20223 yr Would honestly marry the Amazon chick. Then again I’m 6’4 and it’d be fun to fuck a girl from behind in the shower without cramping up.
April 8, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, NoName said: there is also an option to buy a few of the things left on their registry and send an interesting note https://www.zola.com/wedding/wilsonbemarriedd/registry They put their honeymoon on the registry. Back in my day the couple getting married had to pay for that shit. We should have chipped in and bought the racist a one way trip to Africa. Edited April 8, 20223 yr by Horn Dogg
April 8, 20223 yr Popular Post You guys are nuts. Like a screen door in a hurricane…. Every…. Single…….one…..
April 8, 20223 yr 20 minutes ago, Lhorn said: You guys are nuts. Like a screen door in a hurricane…. Every…. Single…….one…..
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