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Was there ever any proof this turd is RudeDawg on the twitters?

2 hours ago, deech said:

He is now Daneil Joseph.

So now he's transformed himself from Italian to Lebanese? Dude's gonna get the Maronites pissed at him now. RIP

37 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

Was there ever any proof this turd is RudeDawg on the twitters?

Yes, he copped to it when we called him out.

I'm just glad he didn't change his name to Steel Shank.

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Was there ever any proof this turd is RudeDawg on the twitters?
And he is still calling texas fans racists on Twitter.
32 minutes ago, markstanco said:
22 hours ago, Bevo in VA said:
Was there ever any proof this turd is RudeDawg on the twitters?

And he is still calling texas fans racists on Twitter.

I believe this defense mechanism is called "projection." Or alternatively, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph is a racist bitch that lost a promising internship at PricewaterhouseCoopers.

On 3/26/2018 at 11:33 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

Only Sarah Jessica Parker has a more punchable face

Hey now, animal abuse is a serious crime and should never be condoned.

4 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Hey now, animal abuse is a serious crime and should never be condoned.

I would never. Her nose makes it too difficult to get in a good punch. 

"Do you know what the penalty is for animal abuse around here?"

This is a sanctuary board for sheep from collieville.

5 hours ago, AnotherLawyer said:

I heard Daniel Figurelli was the bottom bitch in the new Acuña donkey show.

So you're saying he got a promotion?

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

So you're saying he got a promotion?

It's better than cumrag at the old Acuña donkey show.

I heard it was a promotion for Daniel Figurelli to go from cumrag at the old Acuña donkey show to bottom bitch at the new Acuña donkey show.

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

Hope he goes and fucks himself. 

Nah. The risk of self-fertilization is just too high.

What's wrong with his teeth? He never opens his mouth when he smiles.  Even in his Linkedin profile pic...

 

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12 minutes ago, RD3 said:

What's wrong with his teeth? He never opens his mouth when he smiles.  Even in his Linkedin profile pic...

 

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Pretty sure he chews ball bearings and gravel as a nervous habit. 

You know that dream that you sometimes have where your teeth start falling out of your mouth? That's his reality.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Pretty sure he chews ball bearings and gravel as a nervous habit. 

Pretty sure it was an ATM accident involving anal beads. 

48 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Pretty sure it was an ATM accident involving anal beads. 

They arent supposed to go in that w... oooOOOOOOooooohhh

On 6/9/2018 at 1:33 PM, RD3 said:

What's wrong with his teeth? He never opens his mouth when he smiles.  Even in his Linkedin profile pic...

 

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Maybe they’re jacked up from all the cocks he sucks.

On 6/9/2018 at 1:33 PM, RD3 said:

What's wrong with his teeth? He never opens his mouth when he smiles.  Even in his Linkedin profile pic...

 

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He doesn't have any. That's why his chin points the angle that it does. Like an old senile toothless fuck.

On 4/1/2018 at 8:42 PM, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Do you know what the penalty is for animal abuse around here?

I dont know, but its probably pretty stiff..

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Maybe they’re jacked up from all the cocks he sucks.

“Maybe”?

lol. Is it confirmed that ”Rude Dawg” is indeed disgraced, racist former PWC intern Daniel Figurelli?  

Hope he enjoyed the game today 

It's amazing that he gets fired and potentially derailed his entire career and yet he doubles down.  Fucking moron.

 

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

lol. Is it confirmed that ”Rude Dawg” is indeed disgraced, racist former PWC intern Daniel Figurelli?  

Hope he enjoyed the game today 

Naw, it hasn't been. Not sure why the shag ran with that. Rude Dawg is just another troll.

48 minutes ago, Roofle said:

Naw, it hasn't been. Not sure why the shag ran with that. Rude Dawg is just another troll.

Yes it is. The twitter account had its name change from one of his original accounts that was questioned. Try to keep up.

OMG.  If you Google DFig's name the racist crap that he tried to pull is still at the top.  His shenanigans will haunt him forever, unless he changes his name.  

He did. To Daniel Joseph. 

He cannot hide from the eye of saurly

Edited by Pato del Muerto

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

Yes it is. The twitter account had its name change from one of his original accounts that was questioned. Try to keep up.

Trust me, nothing would make me happier than that being the case, but we never found that

2 hours ago, Roofle said:

Trust me, nothing would make me happier than that being the case, but we never found that

Wrong. Check the Shag. We all found it. Try to keep up. It is indeed him. 

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6 hours ago, Roofle said:

Trust me, nothing would make me happier than that being the case, but we never found that

Pretty sure that was confirmed as well. I think the new account had the exact same followers etc when the handle change occurred. It’s the same guy tweeting the same crap.

8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Wrong. Check the Shag. We all found it. Try to keep up. It is indeed him. 

K, where in that thread am I looking? All I saw was Vic saying he thought it was the same account.

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