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2021 I don't give a fuck about your Fantasy Football Team thread

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  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Wut?   he doesn’t address your need at RB at all. If he is desperate why is he offering you a bag of shit for Jackson? Hardman is waiver fodder and Higgins isn’t the #1 WR on his team anymor

  • Anton Chigurh
    Anton Chigurh

    Chose D’Ernest over Miles Sanders for byepocalypse. Good start.

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Cool story. Good for him taking his chance tonight.     

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2 successive transactions in our league yesterday:

+ Jeff Wison

- CMC

 

+Jaylen Guyton

-Antonio Brown

 

Out of context of being last week of the FF season, those both seem unfathomable.

Darrell Henderson listed as OUT for Rams game, so Sony Michel decision just got a little easier.

Edited by slorch

Slight lean to Judge Judy. 

Some sites have those guys neck and neck, with others having Jeudy as a better projection.  I don't have either player, but I do have Javonte Williams for Denver, with whom they will most likely try to establish the run.  Jeudy could benefit from a looser secondary, should that occur.  With MV-S, it's just a matter of whether you think Rodgers is going to give him the targets today...

Who is the biggest fantasy bust of 2021? 

Allen Robinson? DK Metcalf? Calvin Ridley? Other? 

I didn't own any of them in my main money league so I think my opinion is objective. Based on production vs circumstance vs ADP, the honor goes to Allen Robinson. 

24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I vote Lamar solely because he fucked me yesterday. 

He's definitely in the "disappointment" category and he's really only had two great weeks. Coincidentally his best week was when he went off for  50+ pts (in my league scoring at least) and that week both Brady and Herbert had fiftyburgers as well and Allen had 45.....

23 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Speaking of Allen, he may not play next week. That would fuck some playoff matchups. 

jack nicholson yes GIF

First place team with most overall points in my league has Allen, absolutely killed it in our draft. Took Taylor at 1.9 and then followed that pick up with Mixon, Allen, and Kupp.  Went WR in the 7th-9th and drafted Chase, Cooks, and Landry. He's going to be tough to beat without some very good luck. 

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

171 points this week. I enjoy this. 

Are you me?

I started Mahomes/Cook/Javonte/Kittle/Cowboys D.....

14 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Are you me?

I started Mahomes/Cook/Javonte/Kittle/Cowboys D.....

Brady, Fournette, Andrews and of course Tucker. 

He's definitely in the "disappointment" category and he's really only had two great weeks. Coincidentally his best week was when he went off for  50+ pts (in my league scoring at least) and that week both Brady and Herbert had fiftyburgers as well and Allen had 45.....

I had Rodgers offered to me for basically peanuts in my 10 team, and I took it, originally planning on flipping him. Pretty glad I decided to keep him now, since he’s been the better play over Lamar the past several weeks, even on that fucked up toe.

 

We ended up with 4 way tie for seeds 3-6. Question for the board: Our tie breakers are winning % within the tied teams, H2H within the tied teams, and finally points for the season.  On that 3rd tie breaker, do you think it should be points scored within just the tied teams, or points scored for whole season?  It only made a difference on our 1-2 seeds and there is no dispute.  Just wanted to see what y'all would say.

 

1 hour ago, slorch said:

 

We ended up with 4 way tie for seeds 3-6. Question for the board: Our tie breakers are winning % within the tied teams, H2H within the tied teams, and finally points for the season.  On that 3rd tie breaker, do you think it should be points scored within just the tied teams, or points scored for whole season?  It only made a difference on our 1-2 seeds and there is no dispute.  Just wanted to see what y'all would say.

 

Points scored whole season

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I vote Lamar solely because he fucked me yesterday. 

Indeed. I was first place going into this week despite his issues but with no Lamar making it through the playoffs will be tough. My team lost 3 of the last 4 so i'm moving in the wrong direction as late season injuries are taking their toll.

limping into the playoffs with my brokeass WR roster

Definitely playing Diggs, picked up Jakobi Meyers and I thimk he's another who I'll definitely play.

I've been playing Courtland Sutton all season but I don't think he's going to turn the corner. Do I play:

Courtland Sutton
Sterling Shepard
Marquez Callaway, or
Donovan Peoples-Jones

I feel like I'm going to not play Courtland Sutton and he's going to go off. Sterling Shepard doesn't have a quarterback, neither does Callaway, I kinda want to play Peoples-Jones. What do y'all think?
 

31 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

limping into the playoffs with my brokeass WR roster

Definitely playing Diggs, picked up Jakobi Meyers and I thimk he's another who I'll definitely play.

I've been playing Courtland Sutton all season but I don't think he's going to turn the corner. Do I play:

Courtland Sutton
Sterling Shepard
Marquez Callaway, or
Donovan Peoples-Jones

I feel like I'm going to not play Courtland Sutton and he's going to go off. Sterling Shepard doesn't have a quarterback, neither does Callaway, I kinda want to play Peoples-Jones. What do y'all think?
 

DPJ has the upside

55 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

limping into the playoffs with my brokeass WR roster

Definitely playing Diggs, picked up Jakobi Meyers and I thimk he's another who I'll definitely play.

I've been playing Courtland Sutton all season but I don't think he's going to turn the corner. Do I play:

Courtland Sutton
Sterling Shepard
Marquez Callaway, or
Donovan Peoples-Jones

I feel like I'm going to not play Courtland Sutton and he's going to go off. Sterling Shepard doesn't have a quarterback, neither does Callaway, I kinda want to play Peoples-Jones. What do y'all think?
 

I like Peoples-Jones the most here and would start him easily except for the Covid outbreak in Cleveland. Is Baker going to play? Surely there are more options on the waiver wire I hope....Kirk, Bourne, Gabe Davis, Amon Ra St Brown, Bateman, Guyton, Lazard?

4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

I like Peoples-Jones the most here and would start him easily except for the Covid outbreak in Cleveland. Is Baker going to play? Surely there are more options on the waiver wire I hope....Kirk, Bourne, Gabe Davis, Amon Ra St Brown, Bateman, Guyton, Lazard?

Guyton and Lazard are available maybe I’ll look that way as well

I'm benching Kelce for Knox...

 

who the fuck am I kidding.  Kelce goes off for 40 the week I decide to switch it up.  I'll take his 5pts a week and like it.

 

59 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Wild card game this weekend.

 

Brady Sunday night versus NO or Herbert tonight versus KC?

I'd roll Brady in primetime.  KC defense has been nasty lately.  NO is great against the run but not so great against the pass. 

3 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Wild card game this weekend.

 

Brady Sunday night versus NO or Herbert tonight versus KC?

That's a tough one that hits close to home!

My advice to you is to roll with Herbert because I will likely be benching Mahomes for Brady which means that KC/LAC likely ends up in a shootout and my playoff round opponent's stack of Herbert/Allen combines for 70+ points. 

18 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Anybody benching Zeke this week?

He looked so banged up last week. 

I’m benching Zeke, but I also have a ridiculously good group of RBs.

Zeke

Chubb

Patterson

Henderson

 

 

I'd swap out Gaskin for Stevenson. I get how tasty that Jets matchup is but personally it's hard for me to trust any Dolphins and I'm pretty sure that Gaskin isn't even playing this week due to Covid (Waddle was just added to the list btw!) The Pats will run run run and Stevenson is hot right now. Even if my guy Damien Harris returns this week, there's a good chance his touches are limited because he is dealing with a hamstring injury. 

4 hours ago, MoJames said:

Any changes you'd make?

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See if Malcom Brown is available 

Who the hell is Burton?

 

I'm triple stacked with Mahomes, Kelce and CEH. Who the fook is this guy scoring rushing TD’s?

46 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Who the hell is Burton?

 

I'm triple stacked with Mahomes, Kelce and CEH. Who the fook is this guy scoring rushing TD’s?

It’s a rainbow of scorers?

Mahomes has just tanked my season so many times. 

Edited by Firemans4Horn

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mahomes has just tanked my season so many times. 

Yeah he's a fucking ferris wheel this year

That INT was just typical. At least it wasn't on a dumbass underhanded shovel pass to a WR cutting inside.

Nothing like starting the playoffs in a 50 point hole thanks to a career day for Travis fucking Kelsey. 

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Nothing like starting the playoffs in a 50 point hole thanks to a career day for Travis fucking Kelsey. 

I mean Kelce has had like 30 career days compared to the average tight end. 

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