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2021 I don't give a fuck about your Fantasy Football Team thread

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I think you have to go DeVonta. Higher floor than the other two.

Moore might have a higher ceiling but much more options on Arizona and I don't think it will be a game where Arizona is throwing deep into the game.

Robby I would avoid.

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  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Wut?   he doesn’t address your need at RB at all. If he is desperate why is he offering you a bag of shit for Jackson? Hardman is waiver fodder and Higgins isn’t the #1 WR on his team anymor

  • Anton Chigurh
    Anton Chigurh

    Chose D’Ernest over Miles Sanders for byepocalypse. Good start.

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Cool story. Good for him taking his chance tonight.     

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Anything to change here? Tempted to sit Sanders and move Williams up. Standard league.ffcb30fbc14f2421da95c150144e5883.jpg
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Streaming Ravens DST this week.  It's on the road, and fat girlfriends, and all that jazz... but, fuck it.  It's Detroit.

19 hours ago, Gourmand said:

We start 2 RBs and 3 WRs. Running back pickins are slim on the ww, with Mattison and Carter standing out as the best options to grab right now. If I were to put in a claim for Mattison for the purposes of injury insurance in Week 3, it would cost me someone like Tim Patrick, Darnell Mooney, or Nyheim Hines.

Still have faith Mooney comes close to being the WR 1 on that team this season. Don’t know if Fields helps or hurts. You need Hines for depth. Patrick is the only one I see as expendable for those backs  

I watched most of Chi/Cin last week for monetary reasons, Fields looked pretty damn awful. Granted, off the bench, not a lot of practice reps, but it wasn’t a strong debut. 

4 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Anything to change here? Tempted to sit Sanders and move Williams up. Standard league.ffcb30fbc14f2421da95c150144e5883.jpg
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I’d start Sanders against the Cowboys. 

If you don’t have to start a tight end it seems like other than Kelce and Waller (and Gronk at his current pace) there isn’t much point in keeping one on the roster. Kittle’s career high TD’s in a season is 5 and outside of 1300 yards in 2018 he hasn’t done anything a middling WR couldn’t do.
 

Maybe you could trade his name value for a good WR to an owner that thinks TE’s are somehow valuable? 

Need 1 WR, .5 PPR

C Patterson @ NYG (WR/RB-yahoo)

C Davis @ DEN

N Agholor v NO

D Mooney @ CLE

If not Patterson, would you Flex him (CP) over Gaskin?

 

I wouldn’t start anyone from Miami this week. 
 

patterson and Mooney out of that group.  

I know shit can happen to any player... but for fellow owners who laughed at me for trading CMC befire the season started...

This is fucking why.

Pretty happy I left Cooks as my WR3 last night (16 points). I guess speed finds a way, even with a no QB. 

8 hours ago, slorch said:

I know shit can happen to any player... but for fellow owners who laughed at me for trading CMC befire the season started...

This is fucking why.

just mad i didn't stash Hubbard

9 hours ago, slorch said:

I know shit can happen to any player... but for fellow owners who laughed at me for trading CMC befire the season started...

This is fucking why.

Why? Because players can get injured?

Cool story bro.

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Why? Because players can get injured?

Cool story bro.

No.  because of the high mileage on CMC.  No need to be a dick, but whatever...

 

Did you watch the game?  they didn't know if he was concussed or not.  Goes in the tent, then to the lockerroom.  "Oh BTW, it's his hammy and he will not return tonight."

It was pretty much a "where the fuck did that come from?" injury.

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Anybody starting Mattison this week? Looks like Dalvin is out. 
 

I’m thinking of benching CEH for Mattison. 

count me as another 'questioner' of CE-H.  How the fuck can a guy in that offense not produce?  

I gotta pick 1 out of these 3 this morning: CE-H, Mike Evans, Hollywood Brown. Should be slam dunk with RB value combined with Chiefs offense...SMDH.  On the other hand, is Hollywood Brown something of a Cheetah Lite?  I keep trying to talk myself into it.

My opponent has both Dalvin Cook and DHop in his lineup.  Would love for both of them to go single digits today...

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Sutton today or Cooper tomorrow? Leaning Sutton vs NYJ

1 hour ago, Lurch said:

Sutton today or Cooper tomorrow? Leaning Sutton vs NYJ

I think you go Sutton. Cooper is banged up 

Today's CE-H is what i expected when I drafted him.

That being said, this is the second week in a row I got him and Marquise Brown backwards, with regard to start/ bench. Last week cost me a win.

Right now I am 95% win outlook for the week.  Still need to get a fucking handle on my roster...

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Awful. He was a great fantasy analyst, Young Dad, and was vaxxed as well. Fuck this stupid virus in it’s goat ass. 

Okay I have get 40 points in full PPR tonight from 1 player: Miles Sanders or Devonta Smith

Which will allow to make the score more respectable when I lose?

 

6 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Okay I have get 40 points in full PPR tonight from 1 player: Miles Sanders or Devonta Smith

Which will allow to make the score more respectable when I lose?

seems like a coinflip. I'd probably roll with devonta in hopes it becomes  shootout, and Philly keeps throwing to keep up with dak. No matter whom you pick, the other dude will go off. Just how it works. I need 17 points out of zeke tonight. If he doesnt get there, I'll finish with the 2nd highest point total in the league and a "L"

Any reason to hold onto Darnell Mooney? Both QB’s in Chicago look unreliable. Tim Patrick, Hunter are from, and Emmanuel Sanders are on waivers. 

Not sure on Hunter but the other two I would rank above Mooney as a hold option. 
 

Hopefully the bears give Nick Foles a shot, Fields is not ready 

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Lulz, threw out a bunch of 2 for 1 trades the last 24 hours and the team in last place (last year’s league winner) just accepted me trading Mark Andrews and Kareem Hunt for Travis Kelce (I have Mahomes for the stack). 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Mooney is not acceptable to be owned in FF. 

That is  dependent on league size/type and roster specifics. 

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Any reason to hold onto Darnell Mooney? Both QB’s in Chicago look unreliable. Tim Patrick, Hunter are from, and Emmanuel Sanders are on waivers. 

Patrick and Sanders are worth more than Mooney at this point.

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Okay. He sucks. And Fields really fucking sucks. 

 His situation right now with the QB and a struggling offense and questionable coaching is not great from a fantasy perspective, but Mooney would be a potential fantasy gem imo under better NFL circumstances. He has exceptional speed and acceleration, he attacks the ball, and has the skills to get separation from the DBs but Chicago's offensive scheme sucks and they have big problems at the quarterback position. I hear what you're saying, and am not trying to argue hard against it, but there's a case to be made for rostering him for his upside, especially in larger leagues or dynasty. 

Mooney is my WR5

 

I’d rather have the steadiness of Patrick or the ADOT/routes run with Sanders instead of Mooney with his shitty oline/coaches/QB

41 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mooney is my WR5

 

I’d rather have the steadiness of Patrick or the ADOT/routes run with Sanders instead of Mooney with his shitty oline/coaches/QB

I like Patrick a lot and own him AND Mooney. I'm probably going to use some FAAB to try and replace Mooney with Sanders but the question is how much. 

Allen Robinson owners must be gnashing their teeth over his performance so far. Chicago should've gone after Teddy Bridgewater, wtf. The Broncos got him for a 6th rd pick. 

26 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

How many other frustrated Robert Woods owners live here? 


listening to a few podcasts it sounds like slot DB’s for the teams they were playing were a big weakness which made it easy for LAR to feed Kupp. I think Woods will get going soon. 
 

*Kupp will still be a stud. 

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

McVay is gonna play with DJax too though. 

Crazy, I went to the 2005 Rivals all star game at the Alamodome and he made the same 70+ yard speedster TD and he is still able to do it 16 years later. 

QB. PPR. Stick with Murray or go with Brady back in NE?

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Shitty options, but need one in .5 PPR. 

Hollywood ‘Drops’ Brown @ Den
Chark @ Cincy tomorrow night

 

Brown
 

 

16 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

QB. PPR. Stick with Murray or go with Brady back in NE?


 

Murray but both are great choices. 

Dropped Marquez Calloway for Cordarelle Patterson.

 

Building that depth for the bye weeks.  Versatility matters... Might be pulling the plug on Calloway a tick early, but Patterson has been productive too.

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23 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

QB. PPR. Stick with Murray or go with Brady back in NE?

I ain’t sitting Kyler unless dead or on bye. 

Trade question. .5 PPR. Play 2RBs/3WR/1F

gaskin (my rb3) for Dionte Johnson. 
 

Rbs:Henry, Montgomery, Gaskin, Patterson, Michel, Barber

WR: Terry, Cupp, Patterson (Yahoo), C Davis, B Edwards, Mooney. 
 

Absolutely nothing on waiver wire 

Edited by ChickenSandwich

I ain’t sitting Kyler unless dead or on bye. 

I’m sitting him and going with Stanford. I think the Rams are going to be on the winning end of a high scoring game.
1 hour ago, Jimbaround said:


I’m sitting him and going with Stanford. I think the Rams are going to be on the winning end of a high scoring game.

Plunket or Elway?

Shitty options, but need one in .5 PPR. 
Hollywood ‘Drops’ Brown @ Den
Chark @ Cincy tomorrow night
Brown
Trade question. .5 PPR. Play 2RBs/3WR/1F
gaskin (my rb3) for Dionte Johnson. 
 
Rbs:Henry, Montgomery, Gaskin, Patterson, Michel, Barber
WR: Terry, Cupp, Patterson (Yahoo), C Davis, B Edwards, Mooney. 
 
Absolutely nothing on waiver wire 
I'd take it. Specifically with playing 3 WRs.

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