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2021 I don't give a fuck about your Fantasy Football Team thread

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Same lineup for 3 weeks, 3-0, highest scorer and only undefeated team. However,  don't know if I have the stomach to start Robinson again. Do I let it all ride one more week? BUCS D.

Tim Patrick is sitting for free on the wire. 

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2 hours ago, RiverwalkMiner said:

Same lineup for 3 weeks, 3-0, highest scorer and only undefeated team. However,  don't know if I have the stomach to start Robinson again. Do I let it all ride one more week? BUCS D.

Tim Patrick is sitting for free on the wire. 

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I’d go with Davanta. Especially if Fields is Robinson’s QB. 

Fantasypros has them ranked about the same. 

On 9/30/2021 at 9:33 AM, Jimbaround said:

I’m sitting him and going with Stanford. I think the Rams are going to be on the winning end of a high scoring game.

Oops. 

On 9/30/2021 at 12:47 PM, RiverwalkMiner said:

Same lineup for 3 weeks, 3-0, highest scorer and only undefeated team. However,  don't know if I have the stomach to start Robinson again. Do I let it all ride one more week? BUCS D.

Tim Patrick is sitting for free on the wire. 

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Hopefully Cordarelle Patterson didn't ruin your week. Seems like a must start (at RB) most weeks going forward.

I almost played Devante Parker over J. Jacobs. Now I have to pray Jacobs plays or I'm fucked. 

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On 9/30/2021 at 12:47 PM, RiverwalkMiner said:

Same lineup for 3 weeks, 3-0, highest scorer and only undefeated team. However,  don't know if I have the stomach to start Robinson again. Do I let it all ride one more week? BUCS D.

Tim Patrick is sitting for free on the wire. 

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Hope you did the right thing. I have both Smith and Robinson and Devonta is a no brainer at this point for me. 

Patterson this week...OMG.

 

I have an 11pt lead going into tonight with Herbert and Keenan Allen.  Opponent has Ekeler.  Cautiously optimistic, but anything could still happen, just like Patterson scoring 3 times receiving yesterday.

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

I almost played Devante Parker over J. Jacobs. Now I have to pray Jacobs plays or I'm fucked. 


If you have an open spot on your roster you could most likely add Peyton Barber. 

On 10/3/2021 at 5:27 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Oops. 

Yeah, no doubt.  I am doing a great job of picking the wrong one of the two each week.  I'm sticking with Stafford for next week against Sea.

Also "Stanford" stupid auto-correct.

I'm so fucked. Up 2 in PPR with Jacobs going against Renfro. 

Thank God Jacobs is playing to actually give me a chance. 

19 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Yeah, no doubt.  I am doing a great job of picking the wrong one of the two each week.  I'm sticking with Stafford for next week against Sea.

Also "Stanford" stupid auto-correct.


if you’re not starting Murray every week you are crazy. 

On 10/3/2021 at 10:55 PM, ztejas said:

Hope you did the right thing. I have both Smith and Robinson and Devonta is a no brainer at this point for me. 

I made the Smith for ARob switch, but left Patterson on the bench. Patterson will be starting from this point on. Maybe I can dump ARob on our Taco in the league. 

On 10/4/2021 at 9:55 PM, Firemans4Horn said:


if you’re not starting Murray every week you are crazy. 

I got spooked when I started him in week three and Stafford went off for 39 vs Murray's 23.

Flex one, PPR: Alex Collins , Melvin Gordon, Jamison Crowder

Please and thank you
Collins plays tonight

5 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Flex one, PPR: Alex Collins , Melvin Gordon, Jamison Crowder

Please and thank you
Collins plays tonight

ALL IN ON THE COLLINS TRAIN

6 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Flex one, PPR: Alex Collins , Melvin Gordon, Jamison Crowder

Please and thank you

Without knowing Carson’s status, Crowder

Yeah I’m leaning Crowder. How bout Collins over Edwards Helaire? That way I can get both in

23 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Without knowing Carson’s status, Crowder

Carson is out.

 

Guess it depends on Carson now. I’ll watch that one for the next hour or so.

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

Guess it depends on Carson now. I’ll watch that one for the next hour or so.

I’d still go with Crowder. Although, it’s close. 

I started Collins last minute over one of Amari Cooper or CEH (one will be my flex). He hasn’t done a ton but I think the reasoning made sense (LAR give up 4.7ypc, Bills defense is tough, Cowboys running the ball a lot). 

At first I was mad at myself for forgetting that Woods was still in my lineup after another trash outing (saved by garbage time). And for not at least considering other options. Whew. Courtland Sutton could have been in my flex spot instead.

Finally a good fucking night for my Metcalf/Woods combo. They hadn't combined for half of what they scored this week.

Admittedly this is too broad, but just throw me your top 3, .5 PPR... 

CEH v. Buff
Fournette v. Mia
Chuba v. Phi
Hollywood v. Ind
Jakobi @ Hou

I didn't catch it in time and have Mattison on my bench. 

 

How's y'alls weekend going? 

Also played Darnold over Hurts.

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6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Also played Darnold over Hurts.

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You benched the #2 ranked fantasy QB for bum ass Darnold?

 

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

You benched the #2 ranked fantasy QB for bum ass Darnold?

 

Hurts was ranked 7th in my league and Darnold was ranked 6th. 

Felt like a coin flip. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Hurts was ranked 7th in my league and Darnold was ranked 6th. 

Felt like a coin flip. 

Well suck me sideways. Had no idea Darnold was even top 12 so far this year.

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Well suck me sideways. Had no idea Darnold was even top 12 so far this year.

Don't worry I'm still a dumbass. 

My bench is actually crushing it this week!

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I have Sutton and Gaskin on the bench. Fuck Gaskin and the dogshit Dolphins especially. Motherfucker was in my lineup every piece of shit worthless week except this one.

I'm up 143- 120 on our reigning champ.  He has his K left.  I have Kelce and Hollywood Brown.

Hell ya.  I'm a bullshit illegal shift call against the Chargers in Week 2 or CEH not making his first NFL fumble in the same week, away from being undefeated.

I can has the trophy now?

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

I have Sutton and Gaskin on the bench. Fuck Gaskin and the dogshit Dolphins especially. Motherfucker was in my lineup every piece of shit worthless week except this one.

Sutton has been icy hot. He kind of got screwed last week with Teddy going out though. 

I picked up Dalton Schultz this week and was iffy on whether to start him or wait for Pitts to finally do something. I chose… wisely. I thought I was toast this week after a hot start by the other team in Thursday but nope, looking good.

pretty, pretty good this week. Had to pick up Gesicki to cover for Kittle being out for a few weeks, but this is the second time in 3 weeks I've led the league in scoring by a fair amount. have Michael Thomas sitting on my bench as well, so hopefully he's gonna be worth a shit this year when he comes back. 

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On 10/8/2021 at 9:15 PM, CurlyDumps said:

At first I was mad at myself for forgetting that Woods was still in my lineup after another trash outing (saved by garbage time). And for not at least considering other options. Whew. Courtland Sutton could have been in my flex spot instead.

Finally a good fucking night for my Metcalf/Woods combo. They hadn't combined for half of what they scored this week.

That's usually how it goes: ups and downs.

I'm up 140-113, he has J.Taylor to go. I'm sure he will have an career game and I will lose like 145 to 140. Currently 95% chance to win.

Up 14, against J Tucker. I’m sure he will get 3 50 yarders (5pts). First time I bench Gaskin he goes off. SMDH. 

I had a good week but my opponent had the highest scoring week in the league so far this season (2 QB and he had Josh Allen and Justin Herbert). 

Up against my son this week. He is up 5 points but I have Tucker! Gonna aggy his ass. 

Brady was a beast this week. 

I picked up Dalton Schultz this week and was iffy on whether to start him or wait for Pitts to finally do something. I chose… wisely. I thought I was toast this week after a hot start by the other team in Thursday but nope, looking good.

Same. Looks like he’s autostart going forward
I'm up 140-113, he has J.Taylor to go. I'm sure he will have an career game and I will lose like 145 to 140. Currently 95% chance to win.
FML

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